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D.A.R.E. ('''[[Crackwhore|Drug abuse]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|Resistance Education]]''') was a government-funded [[brainwashing]] program whose main goal was to spread [[Bullshit|bullshitery]] about [[Drugs]] through the [[Poor|public schools]] of [[America|our great and mighty land]] ([[Shit nobody cares about|and Britain, for a while]]). If you were a [[Shota|schoolboy]] or [[Loli|schoolgirl]] in the 80's, you most likely had their message of 'DRUGS ARE BAD, M'KAY?' [[Fellatio|crammed down your throat]]. Even with the support of [[Bitch|Nancy Reagan]] and despite their thourough [[Brainwashing|indoctrination]], D.A.R.E. [[Epic Fail|epicly failed]] since [[Truth|every single one of the students they spoke to in middle school ended | D.A.R.E. ('''[[Crackwhore|Drug abuse]] [[Unrealistic Expectations|Resistance Education]]''') was a government-funded [[brainwashing]] program whose main goal was to spread [[Bullshit|bullshitery]] about [[Drugs]] through the [[Poor|public schools]] of [[America|our great and mighty land]] ([[Shit nobody cares about|and Britain, for a while]]). If you were a [[Shota|schoolboy]] or [[Loli|schoolgirl]] in the 80's, you most likely had their message of 'DRUGS ARE BAD, M'KAY?' [[Fellatio|crammed down your throat]]. Even with the support of [[Bitch|Nancy Reagan]] and despite their thourough [[Brainwashing|indoctrination]], D.A.R.E. [[Epic Fail|epicly failed]] since [[Truth|every single one of the students they spoke to in middle school ended out smoking pot in high school]]. A secondary goal was to get kids to snitch on their parents, typified by the subtle tactic of a cop holding weed in front of kids' faces and asking "Have you smelled this before?" | ||
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Revision as of 21:56, 28 August 2015
D.A.R.E. (Drug abuse Resistance Education) was a government-funded brainwashing program whose main goal was to spread bullshitery about Drugs through the public schools of our great and mighty land (and Britain, for a while). If you were a schoolboy or schoolgirl in the 80's, you most likely had their message of 'DRUGS ARE BAD, M'KAY?' crammed down your throat. Even with the support of Nancy Reagan and despite their thourough indoctrination, D.A.R.E. epicly failed since every single one of the students they spoke to in middle school ended out smoking pot in high school. A secondary goal was to get kids to snitch on their parents, typified by the subtle tactic of a cop holding weed in front of kids' faces and asking "Have you smelled this before?"
The Message
D.A.R.E would spew any kind of bullshit to keep you from hitting the nasty - drugs were around every corner, doing crack could turn you gay, your friends wanted to say you drugs, things like that.
The end result
Studies have shown that kids who sat through D.A.R.E. in school...are MOAR LIKELY TO DO DRUGS!
So let's just review: a program that was created to stop drug use actually made the students who participated more likely to do drugs.
HOLD ON, R U SRS?!?!?
Just goes to show...if you plant bullshit, you shall reap bullshit.
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