Ahmed Mohamed

Ahmed Mohamed is a Mudslime who wanted, along with his father, to get media attention, donations, and job offers as a presumed victim of Islamophobia. To do this, he took apart a digital clock and put the parts into a suitcase, pretending that he had built it himself. Later in the school day, he showed it to his English teacher. The clock looked like a suitcase bomb, so obviously, she proceeded to call the police. Because suitcase "clocks" are typical, amirite? He was interrogated for a few hours and released.

Despite the fact that many white children were suspended over similar incidents, internet SJWs took to Twitter bitching about how the evil whyte mane was oppressing Ahmed under the hashtag #istandwithahmed, and how white people were evil for being privileged. The irony is that as a result, he was invited to the White House by Barack Hussein Osama, Facebook, Google, Twitter, and NASA, along with receiving several internship offers, even as most engineering students have to relentlessly apply to companies for a sliver of a chance.

Family History

His father wanted to run for president of Sudan, and henceforth, needed to promote his reputation and raise enough money. (http://www.vox.com/2015/9/16/9339063/ahmed-mohamed-elhassan)

False Equivalences

The Jew media naturally reported that Ahmed's clock looked like a standard analog clock, so many people started posting pictures of analog clocks on twitter, claiming that Texas had gone insane. However, his clock actually looked very similar to a suitcase bomb.

Not only that, he didn't even remove the backup 9V battery slot, typically used in case of a power outage. Yet somehow he "managed" to build it in 20 minutes.

Internship Offers

Ahmed received several internship offers from Mark Jewkerberg, Google, Twitter, and NASA, along with other places, all for dismantling a clock.

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