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'''Mantrain''' may refer to: | |||
'''Mantrain | |||
#A [[sex]] position in which a [[homosexual|group]] of [[men]] are either [[in the ass|penetrating each other]] in a line, or performing [[fellatio]] on each other in a circle. | # A [[sex]] position in which a [[homosexual|group]] of [[men]] are either [[in the ass|penetrating each other]] in a line, or performing [[fellatio]] on each other in a circle. | ||
#A [[griefer]] technique in [[World of Warcraft]]. | # A [[griefer]] technique in [[World of Warcraft]]. | ||
== Gay Crap == | == Gay Crap == | ||
[[Image:Mantrain.jpg|thumb|All aboard the mantrain!]] | [[Image:Mantrain.jpg|thumb|All aboard the mantrain!]] | ||
This famous sex technique widespread among [[Homo|Homos]] have shocked [[at least 100]] people on t3h intern3tz. Even in the [[Simpsons]] a reference was made, as shown at [http://mantrain.net mantrain.net] At [[shit nobody cares about|leet conferences]] one can hear shouts for the mantrain, most common are: | |||
* CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | * CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | ||
* ALL ABOARD! | * ALL ABOARD! | ||
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Many [[h4x0r|wankers]] meet in #pr0n on irc.pulltheplug.net to spank the monkey to various mantrain-alike pics. | Many [[h4x0r|wankers]] meet in #pr0n on irc.pulltheplug.net to spank the monkey to various mantrain-alike pics. | ||
===Research & Development=== | === Research & Development === | ||
[[at least 100|Many]] scientists researched on the question of how many men are needed for a full circle, considering [[cock]] sizes and bellies - all in a completely scientific and [[prostitution|professional]] manner. One of the discoveries resulting from this research was that if the critical mantrain mass is surpassed, the whole conglomerate may collapse into itself, causing a [[goatse|strange gaping phenomena]]. | [[at least 100|Many]] scientists researched on the question of how many men are needed for a full circle, considering [[cock]] sizes and bellies - all in a completely scientific and [[prostitution|professional]] manner. One of the discoveries resulting from this research was that if the critical mantrain mass is surpassed, the whole conglomerate may collapse into itself, causing a [[goatse|strange gaping phenomena]]. | ||
===Typical Reactions=== | === Typical Reactions === | ||
These were the most common reactions among heterosexual men who were exposed to the sight of a mantrain: | These were the most common reactions among heterosexual men who were exposed to the sight of a mantrain: | ||
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18:14 <@Dakman> im in school right now | 18:14 <@Dakman> im in school right now | ||
18:15 <@Dakman> now everyone thinks im gay</pre> | 18:15 <@Dakman> now everyone thinks im gay</pre> | ||
== Gallery == | |||
[[Image:Girltrain_on_fence.jpg|thumb|[[divide by zero|Girltrains are so much better!]]]] | |||
[[Image:Belladonna's_Girl_Train_-_better_than_a_mantrain.jpg|thumb|They sure are.]] | |||
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<gallery> | |||
File:Mantrain2.jpg|Pumping it up! | |||
File:mentrains.jpg|All Aboard! | |||
File:ThreeShemales.jpg|The mantrain from another angle. We think. | |||
File:Gaytrain.jpg|Another variation of the mantrain! | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:Gaytrain02.jpg | |||
File:Mantrain with a girl DOING IT WRONG.png|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]]!! | |||
File:National_Libertarian_mantrain.jpg|The [[Multiculturalism|national]] [[libertarian]] <s>mantrain</s> movement strives onwards to the future! | |||
</gallery>}}<br> | |||
== World of Warcraft == | == World of Warcraft == | ||
One of the features of [[World of Warcraft]] is a "follow" command, which sets your character to automatically follow another character. This ostensibly makes it easy for parties to stay together, and for others to lead you to difficult-to-find areas. However, there is also no ability to stop anyone from following you whenever they choose to - probably because it doesn't affect your character directly. | One of the features of [[World of Warcraft]] is a "follow" command, which sets your character to automatically follow another character. This ostensibly makes it easy for parties to stay together, and for others to lead you to difficult-to-find areas. However, there is also no ability to stop anyone from following you whenever they choose to - probably because it doesn't affect your character directly. | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
[[Image:Meeko5.jpg|thumb|YIFF YIFF YIFF!!!]] | |||
* [[Circle jerk]] | * [[Circle jerk]] | ||
* [[Convention]] | * [[Convention]] | ||
* [[Buttsecks]] | * [[Buttsecks]] | ||
* [[Human Centipede]] | * [[Human Centipede]] | ||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
*<s>[http://mantrain.com ManTrain.com]</s> - [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Not available]] | |||
*<s>[http://mantrain.net ManTrain.net]</s> - [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Not available]] | * <s>[http://mantrain.com ManTrain.com]</s> - [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Not available]] | ||
* <s>[http://mantrain.net ManTrain.net]</s> - [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|Not available]] | |||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
{{lezz}} | {{lezz}} | ||
{{gayporn}} | {{gayporn}} | ||
[[Category: Faggotry]] | [[Category:Faggotry]] | ||
[[Category: Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | ||
Revision as of 22:42, 4 October 2015
Mantrain may refer to:
- A sex position in which a group of men are either penetrating each other in a line, or performing fellatio on each other in a circle.
- A griefer technique in World of Warcraft.
Gay Crap
This famous sex technique widespread among Homos have shocked at least 100 people on t3h intern3tz. Even in the Simpsons a reference was made, as shown at mantrain.net At leet conferences one can hear shouts for the mantrain, most common are:
- CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- ALL ABOARD!
- JOIN THE MANTRAIN!
Many wankers meet in #pr0n on irc.pulltheplug.net to spank the monkey to various mantrain-alike pics.
Research & Development
Many scientists researched on the question of how many men are needed for a full circle, considering cock sizes and bellies - all in a completely scientific and professional manner. One of the discoveries resulting from this research was that if the critical mantrain mass is surpassed, the whole conglomerate may collapse into itself, causing a strange gaping phenomena.
Typical Reactions
These were the most common reactions among heterosexual men who were exposed to the sight of a mantrain:
13:22 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: DO IT 13:22 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: add more content 13:52 -!- dr3 [[email protected]] has quit [Excess Flood] 13:53 <@scarry> $AUTHOR: i would like to have some [Excess Flood] from you 13:53 <@scarry> all over my face 13:36 < rebel> heheeeeee 13:36 < rebel> *drools* 15:44 <@whoever#5> omfg 15:45 <@whoever#5> that picture is.. 15:46 <@whoever#5> dude, I love you (13:38:57) Niklas: wow (13:38:58) Niklas: i wanna be the locomotive 20:14 < BlueInferno> ALL ABOARD THE MAN TRAIN 20:14 < BlueInferno> :O 20:14 < BlueInferno> O: 20:15 < BlueInferno> I get middle seat 20:15 < BlueInferno> >:] 18:14 <@Dakman> lol mxn can i participate in the man train? 18:14 <@Dakman> dude btw thanks 18:14 <@Dakman> im in school right now 18:15 <@Dakman> now everyone thinks im gay
Gallery
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Pumping it up! -
All Aboard! -
The mantrain from another angle. We think. -
Another variation of the mantrain!
World of Warcraft
One of the features of World of Warcraft is a "follow" command, which sets your character to automatically follow another character. This ostensibly makes it easy for parties to stay together, and for others to lead you to difficult-to-find areas. However, there is also no ability to stop anyone from following you whenever they choose to - probably because it doesn't affect your character directly.
Building a mantrain is the first step - it's recommended to have at least four characters for a mantrain, including the one being followed. The best players to follow are newbies, and they'll often be anybody below level 10. Identifying a newbie is simple - when you begin following them their character will stop, visibly look around (they haven't mastered the camera yet), and then begin a series of jerking experiments to discover that, yes, you are following their every move.
Typical behavior for a mantrain is incessant chatter about irrelevant things - making sure to trigger the profanity filter as reasonably often as possible - and constant emotes, including /dance whenever the followed player stops for whatever reason. Voice emotes will allow you to flirt, tell jokes, and generally fill up the griefed player's speakers with bullshit. Send fast-running characters off to buy booze at inns whenever you run out - the 'drunk' messages will fill up the chat window even when your characters are being actively ignored.
The only escape from a mantrain is for the followed character to die in a dungeon and run into the wilderness after resurrecting at a graveyard, or for them to log off. An advanced griefing technique that may end up getting you banned is to add followed newbies to your friends-list so that you can follow them whenever they log on.
The final step is to watch for mention of your mantraining on the appropriate realm forum and lol.
See also
External links
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