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[[File:TypicalNetorareDickhead.jpg|thumb|Just like women [[in real life]], women in NTR also prefer to have sex with complete [[Literally|dickheads]].]] | [[File:TypicalNetorareDickhead.jpg|thumb|Just like women [[in real life]], women in NTR also prefer to have sex with complete [[Literally|dickheads]].]] | ||
'''Netorare''' or ''' | '''Netorare''' (also called '''NTR''' or '''[[Moonspeak|寝取られ]]''', pronounced "[[Internets|Net]]-[[OhInternet|Oh]]-[[Egypt|Ra]]-[[Ray Jones|Ray]]") is a sub-genre of [[hentai]] that is notorious for being one of the biggest sources of [[drama]] and [[butthurt]] in the hentai world, [[some argue]] that netorare even rivals such controversial genres as [[guro]], [[scat]] and [[ryona]] as a contender for the title of ''the most hated form of hentai''. What could possibly be worse than seeing [[Dissected-chan|girls horrifically mutilated and sexually abused]], you ask? [[Pussybitch|Seeing your girlfriend getting fucked by other men]], of course! | ||
That's right, Netorare is a [[Japanese]] term that basically means [[cuckoldry]] and [[literally]] means "[[Srsly|Taking away by sleeping with.]]" As most hentai fans [[Forever alone|will never have a girlfriend]], the mere thought that [[Fact|a girlfriend would probably just cheat on them]] tends to cause them to completely flip their shit. | That's right, Netorare is a [[Japanese]] term that basically means [[cuckoldry]] and [[literally]] means "[[Srsly|Taking away by sleeping with.]]" As most hentai fans [[Forever alone|will never have a girlfriend]], the mere thought that [[Fact|a girlfriend would probably just cheat on them]] tends to cause them to completely flip their shit. | ||
== Netorare: An Endless Fountain of Original Content == | == Netorare: An Endless Fountain of Original Content == | ||
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Congratulations, you now know every NTR story ever written. Please [[kill yourself]]. | Congratulations, you now know every NTR story ever written. Please [[kill yourself]]. | ||
== The Self-Insertion Conundrum == | |||
:'''Note''': This section [[Sexist|assumes]] that [[you]] are a [[Wizardchan|male virgin]]. | |||
Probably the main reason that NTR pisses off so many [[Fat|overweight]] [[otaku]] is because they tend to [[self-insert]] themselves into the story as the protagonist - An unbelievably stupid decision since the protagonist in these stories '''always''' gets cheated on! | |||
There are several known solutions to this. The first method is to self-insert yourself into the role of the girlfriend. Sure, you'll probably end up catching some [[STD]]s but at least you'll be able to partake in an orgy (albeit with a bunch of hairy old men)! | |||
{{quote|Self-insert as the girl.|BernkasteI, explaining how to avoid the butthurt of being the protagonist}} | |||
The more obvious solution, however, would simply be to self-insert oneself as the other guy – Unfortunately, most [[otaku]] are not willing to self-insert as any of the following: | |||
* [[Guido|A douchebag]] | |||
* [[Fritzl|A perverted old man]] | |||
* [[Irony|An overweight otaku]] | |||
And since all of the villains in NTR stories fall into one or more of these categories, they end up inserting themselves into the story as the beta [[pussy]] whose girlfriend is cheating on him! | |||
== Related Terms == | == Related Terms == | ||
Revision as of 23:13, 14 October 2015

Netorare (also called NTR or 寝取られ, pronounced "Net-Oh-Ra-Ray") is a sub-genre of hentai that is notorious for being one of the biggest sources of drama and butthurt in the hentai world, some argue that netorare even rivals such controversial genres as guro, scat and ryona as a contender for the title of the most hated form of hentai. What could possibly be worse than seeing girls horrifically mutilated and sexually abused, you ask? Seeing your girlfriend getting fucked by other men, of course!
That's right, Netorare is a Japanese term that basically means cuckoldry and literally means "Taking away by sleeping with." As most hentai fans will never have a girlfriend, the mere thought that a girlfriend would probably just cheat on them tends to cause them to completely flip their shit.
Netorare: An Endless Fountain of Original Content
Every netorare storyline is pretty much the same exact shit, simply mix and match the following to create your own:
- The protagonist and his girlfriend are having their first-time together.
- The protagonist is too chickenshit to have sex with his girlfriend because she's so pure and innocent. Protip: She always turns out to actually be an immoral slut.
- The protagonist's girlfriend is going to America as an exchange student and their relationship is about to become long-distance.
It's now revealed that the girlfriend is either a whore, a complete fucktard or is being blackmailed and she has been having sex on the side with an ugly old man (often her boyfriend's father), some stuck-up arsehole or a group of black men. Now you insert some or all of the following garbage in any order you please:
- The other guy tricks the dumb girlfriend into sleeping with him as "practice" so she'll be better prepared for her first time with her boyfriend.
- The boyfriend starts receiving DVDs or VHS tapes that show his girlfriend being fucked silly by other guys.
- The girlfriend shouts "Please impregnate me!" while being fucked by a guy who isn't her boyfriend.
- The boyfriend gets tied to a chair and is forced to watch his girlfriend have sex with another man/men.
- The girlfriend gets gangbanged.
- The girlfriend is "broken" and turns into a primal sex-machine with no conscious thought beyond the words "DICKS!" and "CUM!"
- The girl receives a phone call from her boyfriend while being fucked and has to attempt to hold in her moans of pleasure while talking to him.
Now comes the ending, this is the only part of these stories with any hint of originality whatsoever. NTR stories usually just end with whatever random bullshit the author wants to throw in, but here's a small sample of some actual NTR endings for your enjoyment:
- It turns out that the boyfriend was actually watching his girlfriend's cheating and was fapping to it the whole time. (The most common ending to NTR stories.)
- The boyfriend decides to actually be an Alpha for once and beats the living shit out of the other guy(s). (Exceedingly rare ending.)
- It turns out that it was all a dream! But then it turns out that, no, it wasn't actually a dream! (The actual ending to Otome Dori by Carn.)
- The girlfriend gets pregnant by some random guy, gives birth and then dies as a result of a drug overdose. The boyfriend then begins raping her daughter when she turns 10 because she reminds him of his dead girlfriend. (This is srsly the ending to NTR2 by Namonashi.)
- The wife declares that she "CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS ANYMORE" because the dog was a better lover than her husband. (Once again, this is an actual ending.)
Congratulations, you now know every NTR story ever written. Please kill yourself.
The Self-Insertion Conundrum
- Note: This section assumes that you are a male virgin.
Probably the main reason that NTR pisses off so many overweight otaku is because they tend to self-insert themselves into the story as the protagonist - An unbelievably stupid decision since the protagonist in these stories always gets cheated on!
There are several known solutions to this. The first method is to self-insert yourself into the role of the girlfriend. Sure, you'll probably end up catching some STDs but at least you'll be able to partake in an orgy (albeit with a bunch of hairy old men)!
—BernkasteI, explaining how to avoid the butthurt of being the protagonist | ||
The more obvious solution, however, would simply be to self-insert oneself as the other guy – Unfortunately, most otaku are not willing to self-insert as any of the following:
And since all of the villains in NTR stories fall into one or more of these categories, they end up inserting themselves into the story as the beta pussy whose girlfriend is cheating on him!
Related Terms
Netori
Like Netorare, except that the protagonist is the one stealing someone else's girlfriend.
Netorase
Like Netorare, except that the boyfriend/husband has a cuckolding fetish and is encouraging the girlfriend/wife's cheating.
Hitozuma
Literally means "someone's wife", basically just Netori with a mature, married woman.
What people think about NTR
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Galleria de NTR
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In NTR, even monkeys will attempt to steal your girlfriend.
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Deleted scene from Madoka Magica.
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Netorare often involves ugly old men with erectile dysfunction.
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Even furfags aren't safe from this shit.
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NTR is unethical.
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Excessive use of NTR tropes can result in serious side effects.
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FF7fags are crying right now.
See Also
- Women - Possess immunity to the effects of netorare and may be the key to developing a vaccine.
- Netoraserare
- Slut
- Cuckold
- Hentai
- Feels
- Rage
- Elliot Rodger