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[[Image:Croppercapture2.jpg|thumb | [[Image:Croppercapture2.jpg|thumb|THIS MEANS [[YOU]]]] | ||
IDIOCY IS NOTHING NEW IN THE WORLD OF [[Twitter|TWITTER]], BUT ONE ENTERPRISING SOUL HAS FOUND A NEW AND AMUSING WAY TO TROLL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT ONCE WITH LITTLE TO NO EFFORT. THIS INDIVIDUAL, KNOWN ONLY AS @CAPSCOP, HAS WRITTEN A BOT THAT SCANS THE REAL-TIME TWITTER FEED AND REPLIES TO ANYONE TYPING IN [[ALL CAPS]] WITH ONE OF SEVERAL CANNED RESPONSES. WITH MINIMAL WORK THIS PERSON OR PERSONS HAS INFURIATED SCORES OF [[Black people|SEMI-LITERATE GHETTO-DWELLING HASH-TAG-USING TRASHY PEOPLE]], SO MUCH THAT THEY HAVE FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS PROVIDED IN THE SIDEBAR AND CALLED UP VOICEMAIL, LEAVING ANGRY, VITRIOLIC MESSAGES OVER SUCH INNOCUOUS POSTS AS "Guess who's a little caps lock happy?" | IDIOCY IS NOTHING NEW IN THE WORLD OF [[Twitter|TWITTER]], BUT ONE ENTERPRISING SOUL HAS FOUND A NEW AND AMUSING WAY TO TROLL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT ONCE WITH LITTLE TO NO EFFORT. THIS INDIVIDUAL, KNOWN ONLY AS @CAPSCOP, HAS WRITTEN A BOT THAT SCANS THE REAL-TIME TWITTER FEED AND REPLIES TO ANYONE TYPING IN [[ALL CAPS]] WITH ONE OF SEVERAL CANNED RESPONSES. WITH MINIMAL WORK THIS PERSON OR PERSONS HAS INFURIATED SCORES OF [[Black people|SEMI-LITERATE GHETTO-DWELLING HASH-TAG-USING TRASHY PEOPLE]], SO MUCH THAT THEY HAVE FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS PROVIDED IN THE SIDEBAR AND CALLED UP VOICEMAIL, LEAVING ANGRY, VITRIOLIC MESSAGES OVER SUCH INNOCUOUS POSTS AS "Guess who's a little caps lock happy?" | ||
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==Messages to capscop== | ==Messages to capscop== | ||
<CENTER>{{morphquote|CapsCop|background-color: lightgray; width: 50%; height: 150px;|font-weight: bold; | <CENTER> | ||
| | {{morphquote|CapsCop|background-color: lightgray; width: 50%; height: 150px;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|FUCK YOU I FUCKIN OWN YOU| | |{{embedded tweet|http://twitter.com/ronniejones12/status/6427207336}} | ||
|{{twitter|ronniejones12}} | |||
|FUCK YOU I FUCKIN OWN YOU | |||
|{{twitter|zodiac_MF|ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER}}, ''[[YouTube Nobodies|LEGEND OF THE FUCKING INTERNET]]'' | |||
|DON'T BE MOTHERFUCKIN LEAVIN SHIT ON MY PAGE|AN ANGRY BLACK YOUTH | |DON'T BE MOTHERFUCKIN LEAVIN SHIT ON MY PAGE|AN ANGRY BLACK YOUTH | ||
|LIKE HOW DO YOU LIKE JUST LIKE... JUST.. OH THAT'S QUITE RUDE!|[[16-year-old girl|SOME AIRHEADED BITCH]] | |LIKE HOW DO YOU LIKE JUST LIKE... JUST.. OH THAT'S QUITE RUDE!|[[16-year-old girl|SOME AIRHEADED BITCH]]}} | ||
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</CENTER> | </CENTER> | ||
==messages from capscop== | ==messages from capscop== | ||
<CENTER>{{morphquote|CapsCop2|background-color: lightgray; width: 50%; height: 150px;|font-weight: bold; | <CENTER> | ||
|Keep it down over there! | {{morphquote|CapsCop2|background-color: lightgray; width: 50%; height: 150px;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|@Whoever needs to learn how to use their indoor voice. | |Keep it down over there! | ||
|@Whoever needs to learn how to use their indoor voice. | |||
|If you love caps lock so much why don't you marry it?| | |If you love caps lock so much why don't you marry it?| | ||
|Did you get peanut butter on your caps lock key again?| | |Did you get peanut butter on your caps lock key again?| | ||
|CapsCop, CapsCop, watcha gonna do, watcha gonnna do when I come for you? | |||
|@Whoever was trying to make all of their followers deaf with that tweet. Quiet down over there! | |CapsCop, CapsCop, watcha gonna do, watcha gonnna do when I come for you? | ||
|If you keep typing in all caps you could shoot your eye out!| | |@Whoever was trying to make all of their followers deaf with that tweet. Quiet down over there! | ||
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|If you keep typing in all caps you could shoot your eye out!|}} | |||
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==EXTERNAL LINKS== | ==EXTERNAL LINKS== | ||
* | * {{twitter|capscop|@CAPSCOP ON TWITTER}} | ||
* [http://capscop.com/ HILARIOUS ANGRY VOICEMAILS] | * [http://capscop.com/ HILARIOUS ANGRY VOICEMAILS] | ||
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{{Trolls}} | {{Trolls}} | ||
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | ||
[[Category:Twitter]] | [[Category:Twitter]] | ||
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IDIOCY IS NOTHING NEW IN THE WORLD OF TWITTER, BUT ONE ENTERPRISING SOUL HAS FOUND A NEW AND AMUSING WAY TO TROLL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT ONCE WITH LITTLE TO NO EFFORT. THIS INDIVIDUAL, KNOWN ONLY AS @CAPSCOP, HAS WRITTEN A BOT THAT SCANS THE REAL-TIME TWITTER FEED AND REPLIES TO ANYONE TYPING IN ALL CAPS WITH ONE OF SEVERAL CANNED RESPONSES. WITH MINIMAL WORK THIS PERSON OR PERSONS HAS INFURIATED SCORES OF SEMI-LITERATE GHETTO-DWELLING HASH-TAG-USING TRASHY PEOPLE, SO MUCH THAT THEY HAVE FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS PROVIDED IN THE SIDEBAR AND CALLED UP VOICEMAIL, LEAVING ANGRY, VITRIOLIC MESSAGES OVER SUCH INNOCUOUS POSTS AS "Guess who's a little caps lock happy?" File:Caps cop.png
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