Falcon Punch

Resident Falcon

Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.

Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.

HE'S IN THE ATTIC.

Jersey, PUNCH!

A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.

How To Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...

2. Thrust fist forward while also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1

3. ????

4. PROFIT

Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.

Example Videos

The Anime

A Hypothetical Simulation of a Falcon Punch Collision

Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick

Falcon Punching a Building

Ash Ketchum Version

Halo K.O.

Fallout Edition

Death Note Punch vs Kick

Lucas Getting Pwnched

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Falcon Gallery

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  Even the great adventurer Link can Falcon Punch.
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  Gotta Punch Em All!
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  Snake wishes he was as cool as Captain Falcon, but he fails.
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  Falconmen

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  HAHA DISREGARD THAT THAT'S A RAPTOR BOOST
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  Animated .gif perfect for a forum fag's avatar.
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  OUR SAVIOR
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  For great justice!
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  Planned Parenthood approved!
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  Solving teen pregnancy, one fiery punch at a time.
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  TRUTH: The LHC is actually just a big tube where two Falcon Punches will be collided into each other, bringing about the end times.
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  Literal version.
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  Animated Version from Miori No Hibi.
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  Vintage punch
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  Taxidermy style
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See Also

Other Fight Moves:

• Rider Kick
• Epic Maneuver
• Dynamic Entry
• Limit break
• Abortion

Related Articles:

• Operation Falcon Punch
• OH SHI-
• Divide by zero
• Super Smash Bros.

External Links

• FALCON PRON PUNCH!
• Some Japanese site
• Falconpunch.org - Not hosted by the real Captain Falcon.