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It seems a lot of things happened this year, but [[nobody gives a shit|nobody seems to remember]]. In the tender year of 2003, the Madonna/Britney lip-lock appealed to the fantasies of 14-year-olds and masturbating grandpas. Allegedly, It was said that [[Michael Jackson]] likes to get children drunk and play a game of "Rubba Rubba". There were plenty of other embarrassments in the year 2003 that didn't make the top 10, but did make the "middle 11". Like, Justin Timberlake sharing a post-vomit kiss with Britney. After January's American Music Awards, Britney was spotted at the posh Joseph's Café in Hollywood, retching her guts out in the toilet. According to the source, "she then left the bathroom, where Justin was waiting outside. They were holding hands and kissing." If that is not disgusting, then I don't know what is. | It seems a lot of things happened this year, but [[nobody gives a shit|nobody seems to remember]]. In the tender year of '''2003''', the Madonna/Britney lip-lock appealed to the fantasies of 14-year-olds and masturbating grandpas. Allegedly, It was said that [[Michael Jackson]] likes to get children drunk and play a game of "Rubba Rubba". There were plenty of other embarrassments in the year 2003 that didn't make the top 10, but did make the "middle 11". Like, Justin Timberlake sharing a post-vomit kiss with Britney. After January's American Music Awards, Britney was spotted at the posh Joseph's Café in Hollywood, retching her guts out in the toilet. According to the source, "she then left the bathroom, where Justin was waiting outside. They were holding hands and kissing." If that is not disgusting, then I don't know what is. | ||
Other incidents, included Hilary Duff breaking ties with Disney, Sharon Osbourne Kicking Cancer, Actor Richard Chamberlain admits he's gay (Who?), American Idol star almost killing a child with Jet ski, and the like. | Other incidents, included Hilary Duff breaking ties with Disney, Sharon Osbourne Kicking Cancer, Actor Richard Chamberlain admits he's gay (Who?), American Idol star almost killing a child with Jet ski, and the like. | ||
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* [[pedophile|Mr. Rogers]] finally dies. | * [[pedophile|Mr. Rogers]] finally dies. | ||
* Some famous whale [[suicide|beached itself]]. | * Some famous whale [[suicide|beached itself]]. | ||
*[[Operation Pipe Dreams]] | * [[Operation Pipe Dreams]] | ||
* Pretty much the modern, meme spewing internet began, due to computers becoming less shitty and videos / forums being fast enough to use. For proof, just look at the memes that came out of the [[2004]] presidential election compared to any time before that. The internet was never the same again. | * Pretty much the modern, meme spewing internet began, due to computers becoming less shitty and videos / forums being fast enough to use. For proof, just look at the memes that came out of the [[2004]] presidential election compared to any time before that. The internet was never the same again.<noinclude> | ||
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Revision as of 20:21, 24 October 2015
It seems a lot of things happened this year, but nobody seems to remember. In the tender year of 2003, the Madonna/Britney lip-lock appealed to the fantasies of 14-year-olds and masturbating grandpas. Allegedly, It was said that Michael Jackson likes to get children drunk and play a game of "Rubba Rubba". There were plenty of other embarrassments in the year 2003 that didn't make the top 10, but did make the "middle 11". Like, Justin Timberlake sharing a post-vomit kiss with Britney. After January's American Music Awards, Britney was spotted at the posh Joseph's Café in Hollywood, retching her guts out in the toilet. According to the source, "she then left the bathroom, where Justin was waiting outside. They were holding hands and kissing." If that is not disgusting, then I don't know what is.
Other incidents, included Hilary Duff breaking ties with Disney, Sharon Osbourne Kicking Cancer, Actor Richard Chamberlain admits he's gay (Who?), American Idol star almost killing a child with Jet ski, and the like.
Unforgettable Events
- moot opens up
4chan.netIf I remember correctly, it's 4chan.org; promptly loses his hosting. - moot opens 4chan.org.
- MySpace was born. Tom Anderson sells out shortly afterwards.
- The Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster.
- Collyfornia: Burn baby, Burn. (The first of many summers to burn.)
- America wins the war by catching Saddam Hussein, and so the conflict in Moonspeakistan ends.
- The 90's truly ended in 2003.
- Star Wars Kid saved the galaxy from asshole Sith from picking on Younglings.
- Mr. Rogers finally dies.
- Some famous whale beached itself.
- Operation Pipe Dreams
- Pretty much the modern, meme spewing internet began, due to computers becoming less shitty and videos / forums being fast enough to use. For proof, just look at the memes that came out of the 2004 presidential election compared to any time before that. The internet was never the same again.
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