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Imgur (pronounced "IMAGE-er", imgasp, imgag or Imfur) is a brown stain on the white sheets of earth created by the "Neckbearded Nickleback Fandom League" in order to store their ever-growing cache of dankmeme.jpegs, child porn, and pics of their Mountain Dew can towers.

The supposed post that started it all

. They claim to be home of the most viral images on the Internet (meaning the most contaminated by AIDS), but in fact never in our wildest dreams we could have expected the internet to produce a failed cancer protuberance like these otakus attempting to do worse than Reddit and succeeding at it.

The idea of Imgur germinated in the diseased brain of some Redditors that complained they couldn't host enough of their CP or do it fast enough or anonymously on Reddit. Rumors are also that Imfur is just a shameful scheme designed to allow the child molesters at Reddit to double their Jewgold by secretly linking to an external website they would themselves own at the same time it would reach the Alexa top 100, thanks to their website visibility.

Under the innocent guise of being a straightforward drag-and-drop image hosting site, Imgur inadvertently became Tumblr 2.0. SJWs and dads everywhere finally have a website to show their shitty "FWD" memes and cry about overcoming "social injustices" for fake internet points.

No OC has ever, EVER come from this hell hole, and Dickbutt is the reigning shitlord of Imgur. (No joke, that's how shitty it is). It's also a furfag dumping ground for tons of their animal porn.

There's not much to do on the website, except going back and forth between your profile where you get to see how much USI you collected or the main page that processes a parade of cosplay pics, furfags art, attention whores being told tits or GTFO and cute pictures accompanied by comments such as, 'seriously I always upvote pictures of penguin, 'admin approved' or 'way to go tiger'.

Meme Maker

Being the great people they are, Imgur decided to allow a free meme maker program for anyone who is retarded enough to not know how to use photoshop. Its simply you just upload an image, ANY image, and then add text to the top and to the bottom (Which is probably bullshit but we will get to that later), and boom. You got your meme. That's what you get for being too Jewish to buy photoshop.

The Community

As Imgur is basically the next town to Reddit, many neckbeards will frolic here so they can get more upvotes and feel very accomplished about being popular on the internet. They call themselves "Imgurians" (so nobody can suspect they're Redditors) and they're attempting to separate themselves from Reddit as they don't want to be associated with Bronies and weeaboo fags. As more SJWs and Leftards flooded in and choked out what little decent content there was, what's left is a cesspool of retarded "political posts" with a few random meme dumps and photos of animals floating around in the sewage like the world's shittiest game of bobbing for apples. These dumbasses lean so far to the left they roll the odometer and land somewhere between fascism and idiocy -- You could make these buffoons support the Holocaust by telling them the Jews voted Republican.

How to piss off the community

The Imgur community are extremely biased towards certain works of art or ideologies and will try to defend them even if they have their flaws, so don't try to criticize with them unless you want to do it for the lulz.

• Say Avatar: The Last Airbender, Parks & Rec, Lord of the Rings and Doctor Who are works of crap and have shitty fanbases.
• Make fun of OP's cat or dog as ugly shiteaters.
• Criticize Jennifer Lawrence or Nick Offerman as horrible actors that can't act.
• Exclaim that all Nintendo games are not as good as CoD (Use Zelda and Pokemon as examples for best results).
• Tell the PC Master Race virgins that consoles are better, have good games and Gaben is a fat waste of space.
• Upload a photo of your cock.
• Promote any Tumblr causes such as feminism or anti-vaccinations as beneficial for society.
• Post anti-evolution comments on any post that contains Neil DeGrasse Tyson or Bill Nye.
• Upload photos of dead or abused animals.
• Anything racist against Niggers or Sandniggers (they frolic this site as well).
• Calling users who take selfies of themselves as fatasses (they hate the truth).
• Saying Family Guy is funnier than The Simpsons or South Park will get you massive amounts of butthurt.
• Post anything even vaguely pro-Nazi. Hell, you can practically trigger these retards with a picture of a Volkswagen Beetle.
• ...and ironically, posting anything pro-Israel or pro-Jew will get the Imgurites screeching about the poor Palestinians.
• Post actual facts about Democrats, Republicans, the Civil War, the Israel-Palestine conflict, Dubya, The Donald, Uncle Sniffles, or anything current in the news.
• Explain that muting a user hides all their uploads, and that users who post politics only post politics. The thought that people aren't giving them attention will drive them into a frenzy.
• Claim that accounts that post politics are advertising bots owned by big news outlets to get clicks. This is practically guaranteed to start an Internet sissy fight.
• Use element inspector to make users say racist shit and then claim they deleted the comment after you capped it.

How To Have A Good Time As An Active "Imgurite"

See here.

Statistics

When browsing through imgur the content you will find would be divided as follows:

• 0.025% good pictures
• 0.175% selfies
• 0.5% cats
• 0.3% pics of fat chicks
• 1% pr0n
• 98% Child Porn

The gallery of shame

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  Like cheesewire around the tackle With one nad hanging unceremoniously out of each side -- TwoBitGreaser
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  This is an example of the retarded memes we are talking about
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  Take it easy grandma (4.8K upvotes)
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  Tripping balls after surgery These sickfucks enjoy animal cruelty

Links

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