Aaron Carter

AARON CARTER IS DEAD!!1

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A former "child superstar", Aaron had fallen upon hard times. A once marginally talented, hard-working wonder kid, he now resorts to smoking meth, shooting heroin, and fighting bullies on Twitter.

He lives his life in abject misery because his brother is a Backstreet Boy and Aaron ended up a malnourished, drug-addled faggot. He now sits in a rented trap house, fighting online bullying and hiding out from his notorious "gang-stalkers".

Make sure you follow him and remind him how much hotter and talented his brother Nick is. Some of his latest, TOTALLY BELIEVABLE claims:

• His sister raped him.
• His brother Nick forced him to drink alcohol and caused him to have the "insides of an 80-year-old".
• He's sold a billion records.
• He has the "beginnings" of esophageal cancer and is dying.
• He doesn't do drugs.
• He owns millions in real estate.
• He bought a castle on an island in Canada.
• His mother is an actual witch that is casting spells (along with the family pets) to steal his nonexistent money.
• He also believes in some sort of weird shit that involves Satanic pugs. (Yes, the dogs.) Aaron believes in order to be initiated into the Illuminati, you must eat out the ass hole of a pug. Yes, he believes this, no you cannot make this shit up.

Aaron begging for money

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He's scammed thousands of dollars selling merch he does not ship to customers. He's sold tickets to "shows" he doesn't show up to. He will not refund his customers for the shows or merchandise he scammed them out of. The best thing he's done in 10+years is con that faggot, Logan Paul, for at least 5k. (by trading Logan a fake diamond chain) He was served with a restraining order for threatening to murder his more talented, extremely handsome brother, Nick Carter, and Nick's wife and newborn child. Aaron was also court-ordered to surrender his firearms. Of course, it's just a huge bullying conspiracy. Aaron is completely sane and should be able to keep his firearms.

Aaron is obviously the uglier and shorter brother.

Humble Beginnings

Born in 1987, Aaron Carter has been performing since age 7. Releasing his first album in 1997 at age 10, it achieved Gold status in Germany, not surprising that an album called "Crush on You" being sung by a 10-year-old boy would be such a hit in the same place that brought us Hitler and Scat Porn.

Aaron's second album "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)" is where Aaron achieved international stardom. Selling over 3 million copies in the United States, this album is Aaron's crowning achievement; consisting of such tracks as "I Want Candy" "That's How I Beat Shaq", and "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)".

Around this time Aaron became involved in a love triangle between Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and the Jewish record producers that were raping him every night. This period of time was Aaron's peak; between record sales and telivision appearances, Aaron was making millions. Or should I say Aaron's parents were making millions? They were lining their pockets the entire time and living off the success of their children by selling them to the Jews.

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In decline

In 2002 at age 15, Carter released his 4th album "Another Earthquake" which flopped. Around this time Aaron's parents sued his manager Lou Pearlman for stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars, they made sure that the only people that were going to steal from Aaron was them. Aaron wouldn't release another studio album for 14 years. Aaron would go on to make various cameos in T.V. and movies, one notable appearance was in the movie Supercross that grossed a whole 3 million dollars, and it only cost 30 million to make.

With a failing music career and being labeled box office poison, Aaron was now contingent on staring in reality shows and getting engaged to ex-porn stars. In 2006 the Carter clan was featured on E! Cable networks "House of Carters" forgotten by the public at large, this 8 episode series showed the true dysfunction of the Carters. Every episode featured the disgusting, spoiled, rich antics of a family so far removed from reality that they most likely hired Mexicans to wipe the shit out of their asses.

In 2010 Aaron was featured on Dancing with the Stars, finishing in 5th place and losing to the likes of fat liberal pig Kelly Osborne and geriatric Donny Osmond. Two years later Aaron participated in Food Network's Rachael vs Guy celebrity cook-off, being eliminated in the very first round, if only Aaron could have cooked food as well as he cooked crack and meth he could have won and been able to finally pay his rent.

In 2018, Aaron released Love, his first studio album in 16 years, and to everyone's surprise, it sold 500 million copies and made him extremely rich and he went to rehab and lived happily ever after. Just kidding he's still on drugs, the album flopped, and no one can name a single track except maybe the remix he did of "I Want Candy" a song from the 1980s, a song that he ripped off in the first place.

#ACARMY

The only people that smoke more meth then Aaron's fans is Aaron himself. The #ACARMY is what Aaron Carter's merry band of fans call themselves. Consisting of pedophilic, overweight, deformed, single mothers with half black children, the ACARMY is comparable to the armies of modern day France and Italy during WW2.

With the #ACARMY behind him, Aaron will surely revitalize his plateaued career and reach the heights of success he was at when he was a 10 year old prepubescent. Or maybe he will continue to spiral down into oblivion, sorrow, and continuous drug addiction ending in a shoot out with police.

Legal trouble

Aaron has been arrested over 9000 times, some of his charges include:

Being pulled over in Texas in 2008 for speeding and driving under the influence where authorities found 2 oz of pot. Then again in Georgia in 2017 for almost the same thing, the only difference being in possession of considerably less marijuana, probably because he's broke and has to resort to sucking cock for dime bags.

Later that same year, to no one's surprise, Aaron came out as bi-sexual on national television. Proving being gay really is a mental illness. Between being diddled by his sister, different Jewish record producers and "close friend" Michael Jackson (he even still has one of his badazzled jackets) it's a wonder he himself hasn't been brought up on child molestation charges. I'm sure Aaron has a long long life ahead of him to rack up many many more arrests. Unless he dies in a shoot out with police or one of his fake illnesses kills him first.

The only thing Aaron does more than get arrested is file for bankruptcy. Owing the IRS more than 1.3 million dollars, in 2013 Aaron filed a bankruptcy petition to shed more than $3.5 million in debt.

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