Derek Savage

Derek Savage, ready to kill anyone who criticized him or his furry pals.

Derek Savage is to movies, what Phil Fish is to gaming. Enough said. A man who started out as a humble director who has gone from a male stripper to a man who wants to capitalize on a furry figment from his childhood has been reduced to a bankable lolcow, and proof that having a career doesn't excuse you from being a faggot.

History

[He actually bothered to write a full bio of himself on his website.] In a nutshell, In his early adult years, he previously worked as a male stripper, and he has even published a biography pertaining to the whole thing, clearly having a shocking lack of self awareness or common sense, if a certain collective of trolls discover such a thing. When he discovered that his lifestyle wouldn't get him anywhere, Derek conceived his most popular creation, Cool Cat. He created the furry atrocity when he was just a kid. It's possible that he was heavily bullied as a child, and that he'd make up for his painful childhood by making a bigger ass of himself on the big screen. In the following years, he has produced eight books centered around Cool Cat (and the artwork for each seems to remind you of a certain someone, and since 2013, he has gone on to movies.

Nah, too easy.

The Movies

In a nutshell, the Cool Cat movies deal with a grown ass man in a cat costume interacting with kids and helping to make the world a better place, and like any quality movie, Derek takes the initiative to make sure Cool Cat is as unlikeable as possible. The films are so crappy, that they come closer to parody films than anything decent. Aside from Cool Cat, the film features his mother, and Derek himself playing Cool Cat's dad. An odd choice, considering 1: In the books, it's established that Cool Cat's dad is a cat as well, and 2: The relationship is, predictably, confusing and creepy as fuck. The most famous of the movies is Cool Cat Saves the Kids, where Derek somehow managed to get Erik Estrada and Vivica A. Fox to appear in.

Judgement Day Cometh

Like any shit movie, it was bound to reach the internet at one point or another. The first person to review it was YourMovieSucks. Strangely, Derek enjoyed the review and he maintains a good friendship with the reviewer. It wasn't until two more reviews were flagged that the entire internet began to see just how bad Derek truly was. Derek has flagged down Bobsheaux and, more infamously, I Hate Everything's reviews of Cool Cat Saves the Kids. This has led to a blood feud between IHE and Derek which'll likely never die out until IHE apologizes for criticizing a movie Derek likely faps to every Tuesday.

Ways to Troll Derek

• Do a negative review of Cool Cat Saves the Kids without consulting him first.
• Tell him how any of the reviewers he went after are far more successful than he'll ever be.
• Point out his obvious bald spot.

See Also

• Chris Chan - Both have an equal understanding on copyright, and likely the same mental condition
• Phil Fish - Derek's gaming counterpart.
• wwwarea - Like wwwarea, it's either Derek's way or no way.
• Spax3 - Enough said.
• Sonmanic - Another director who's from the same state as Derek.
• Furry

External Links

• His website, looking as if it has hardly evolved from the early 2000s
• His YouTube
•  His Tweeter