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[[File:Chloed.jpg|thumb|right|210px|Go back to the... oh wait.]] | [[File:Chloed.jpg|thumb|right|210px|Go back to the... oh wait.]] | ||
[[File:Friendsjackyouoff.jpg|thumb|Chloe loves the cock.]] | [[File:Friendsjackyouoff.jpg|thumb|Chloe loves the cock.]] | ||
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Part-time model, rich daddy's girl, gigantic slut... Full time owner of nice tits. | Part-time model, rich daddy's girl, gigantic slut... Full time owner of nice tits. | ||
Many of us were born of humble circumstances, aspiring to wealth and fame. Fortunately for ''Chloe'', her father is a rich bastard and she gets to live her life free of worries like, "How am I going to eat this week", "I have $200k in student loans" or "I don't own a pair of nice melons". Chloe rocketed to Internet fame when she dated professional mommy's boy [[Lemon Demon]]. Some time after their breakup, some nudes of her were released. At the time, it didn't seem like so much of an issue for her. Young models need exposure right? Soon ''Chloe'' | Many of us were born of humble circumstances, aspiring to wealth and fame. Fortunately for ''Chloe'', her father is a rich bastard and she gets to live her life free of worries like, "How am I going to eat this week", "I have $200k in student loans" or "I don't own a pair of nice melons". Chloe rocketed to Internet fame when she dated professional mommy's boy [[Lemon Demon]]. Some time after their breakup, some nudes of her were released. At the time, it didn't seem like so much of an issue for her. Young models need exposure right? Soon ''Chloe'' realized that for all the good publicity having your tits on the internet brings, there are also one million sick fucks furiously fapping forthright for a finish. | ||
==Lemon Demon== | ==Lemon Demon== | ||
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===Said Nudes=== | ===Said Nudes=== | ||
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File:Chloeboobs.jpg | File:Chloeboobs.jpg | ||
File:Chloe.jpg | File:Chloe.jpg | ||
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===My Kinky Pics=== | ===My Kinky Pics=== | ||
For a short while, ''Chloe'' had her images hosted on MyKinkyPics.com, likely for extra income. After realising that the entire Internet was having at them, she [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted them]]. Luckily, as it has been proven that these pictures were taken when she was of age, they are hostable. | For a short while, ''Chloe'' had her images hosted on MyKinkyPics.com, likely for extra income. After realising that the entire Internet was having at them, she [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted them]]. Luckily, as it has been proven that these pictures were taken when she was of age, they are hostable. | ||
== | ==Chloe is a Whore== | ||
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|(how did you lose your virginity?) | |(how did you lose your virginity?) | ||
I lost my virginity in a hotel room to an F-list celebrity, who was married, | I lost my virginity in a hotel room to an F-list celebrity, who was married, Mormon, and had three little boys. Evil, right? Yes, yes, I know I'm on the fast train to an eternity of cleaning up demon shit in 444.9 degree heat. In my defense, I halted it after a few seconds. Also in my defense, I was freshly 18 and still naive, while he was 34. BONUS FACT: This is the only time I cried after sex! | ||
(how many people have you had sex with?) | (how many people have you had sex with?) | ||
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==Internet Presence== | ==Internet Presence== | ||
* {{lj|bedizen}} (her livejournal) - Read what it's like to be a rich cunt. | * {{lj|bedizen}} (her livejournal) - Read what it's like to be a rich cunt. | ||
* {{ytlink2|alicepilot}} - YouTube | * {{ytlink2|alicepilot}} - YouTube | ||
* [http://www.myspace.com/skydart] | * [http://www.myspace.com/skydart Myspace] | ||
* [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/alicepilot/ | * [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/alicepilot/ Photobucket (of course, it's forbidden) | ||
* [http://twitter.com/skydart] | * [http://twitter.com/skydart Twitter] | ||
* [http://www.fiverr.com/users/skydart] | * [http://www.fiverr.com/users/skydart Fiverr] | ||
* [http://www.filmreference.com/film/71/John-Dykstra.html Her father's agent - Please to be letting him know about her nude pics] | |||
* [http://www.filmreference.com/film/71/John-Dykstra.html Her father's agent | |||
*email: [email protected] | *email: [email protected] | ||
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*home phone?:#323-817-8683 | *home phone?:#323-817-8683 | ||
== | ==Videos== | ||
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Revision as of 22:56, 27 November 2015
—Chloe admitting she's a loose slut in an interview | ||
Part-time model, rich daddy's girl, gigantic slut... Full time owner of nice tits.
Many of us were born of humble circumstances, aspiring to wealth and fame. Fortunately for Chloe, her father is a rich bastard and she gets to live her life free of worries like, "How am I going to eat this week", "I have $200k in student loans" or "I don't own a pair of nice melons". Chloe rocketed to Internet fame when she dated professional mommy's boy Lemon Demon. Some time after their breakup, some nudes of her were released. At the time, it didn't seem like so much of an issue for her. Young models need exposure right? Soon Chloe realized that for all the good publicity having your tits on the internet brings, there are also one million sick fucks furiously fapping forthright for a finish.
Lemon Demon
During a callout thread on Lemon Demon at Something Awful, it was discovered that Chloe was also a SA Goon and was extremely hot and with tits as big as Chris-chan.
Despite being clearly a good catch for someone like Neil, when Chloe asked Neil to move out of home with her he buckled under the pressure and refused to leave the comfort of the family home, stating that he didn't want to live too far away from his family (40 minutes drive was too far away). Neil's dependence on his family and reluctance to change is a typical symptom of AIDS.
There used to be a gallery there, but apparently Neil is a faggot and claimed the girl was underage, even though her tits were so hugely out of proportion for her skinny body that she obviously got implants. But now the tits are back on this article instead. Where did the pics come from? Well after breaking up with Neil, she decided to be a porn star:
—Chloe in her blog, broke after spending all her money on implants | ||
Said Nudes
My Kinky Pics
For a short while, Chloe had her images hosted on MyKinkyPics.com, likely for extra income. After realising that the entire Internet was having at them, she deleted them. Luckily, as it has been proven that these pictures were taken when she was of age, they are hostable.
Chloe is a Whore
—-chloe | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Internet Presence
bedizen (her livejournal) - Read what it's like to be a rich cunt.- Template:Ytlink2 - YouTube
- Myspace
- [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/alicepilot/ Photobucket (of course, it's forbidden)
- Fiverr
- Her father's agent - Please to be letting him know about her nude pics
- email: [email protected]
- aim:glossiebell
- mobile phone #:310-555-1234
- home phone?:#323-817-8683
Videos
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