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For some ambiguous reason The Snooge also has to wear an [[pirate|eyepatch]], probably due to all of its [[gay|buttpiracy]]. | For some ambiguous reason The Snooge also has to wear an [[pirate|eyepatch]], probably due to all of its [[gay|buttpiracy]]. | ||
==External Links== | == External Links == | ||
*[http://synx.wikia.com/wiki/Synx_Wiki The Synx Wiki] | * [http://synx.wikia.com/wiki/Synx_Wiki The Synx Wiki] | ||
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/chimerasynx/ Her FA account] | * [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/chimerasynx/ Her FA account] | ||
*[http://chimera-synx.livejournal.com/ Liveournal] | * [http://chimera-synx.livejournal.com/ Liveournal] | ||
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Chimera_Synx Wikifur | * [http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Chimera_Synx Wikifur page] | ||
* [http://vk.com/chimerasynx VK page] | |||
Latest revision as of 04:13, 27 December 2015
Warning! FUCKING RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! |
Chimera Synx is the satanic hellspawn fursona of some gawth weaboo who has an internet connection. The fursona of the Synx is supposed to be some kind of Jew, it has been suggested that the Synx is also jewish. The Synx has gone undetected as a lolcow on many loldars, however its creator's unwarranted self importance has lately led to lulz such as the Synx wiki, a wiki dedicated to a fursona where she writes about stuff that no one cares about. While Chimera Synx has been an active yiff-monger of furaffinity since 2005, it is only recently that people have taken notice to how fucking creepy it is.
What is Synx?
The Chimera Synx, given the "scientific name" foetus fortiscoda, may appear to be Zalgo's fucked up and retarded relative, the internet would reveal that the Synx is just gawth weaboo's ripoff of another gay fursona with a vore fetish.
The few differences are that, instead of being a stupid wolf-human the synx is a stupid wolf-eel from outerspace. Unlike the stupid wolf-human though, Chimera Synx actually cared enough to write a very stupid detail about the fursona. Chimera Synx has been seen acting like a loner in very predictable places on the internet, including the wiki she made for herself. On the wiki she goes into detail about the social behaviors, anatomy, origin, and diet of the synx. Here you can learn that the synx has one big dick for a body, preys on small boys, and can contort its body for one awesome game of twister. Currently there are no other Synxes on the interwebs because even on the internet, no one wants to be his friend. In all actuality, a Synx is at the same level as sonichu, if Chris-Chan was a paranoid schizophrenic. TL;DR, wimmin need to stay in the kitchen or they go on the internet and draw fucked up parasitic space-ferrets.
Every furry has their fetish, for Chimera Synx it happens to be vore. Synx, being a vorefag likes to draw her stupid fursona in fucked up sexual situations while ingesting people/creatures. Not only does she draw them ingesting, but vomiting up failed prey, which gets her off even more.
Did You Know?
- Synxes prey on small children.
- Their horns come in all colors of the rainbow.
- Have eyes under their eyes so they can see while they see.
- Is an alien.
- Has "sticky, clear blood".
- Probably took a lot of fucking drugs to make.
- Still isn't a ripoff.
- Is L4 years old.
- Probably jewish
- Has a brain in its chest.
—Chimera Synx |
The Snooge
One day Satan decided Chimera Synx's yiff wasn't disturbing enough so he had her create something so fucked up that even guro fans would cringe, the result was The Snooge. The Snooge is a female man-eating one-eyed-wonder-weasel in the most literal sense, an 8.5 foot tall, one-eyed, ferret, that only eats people. The anatomy of The Snooge is pretty demented, its boobs are right above its vagina and it has 4 slits on its chest where it breathes and gives awesome head.
— Chimera Synx talking about Snooge anatomy |
For some ambiguous reason The Snooge also has to wear an eyepatch, probably due to all of its buttpiracy.
External Links
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