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[http://www.neo-kosmos.com/ '''Neo-Kosmos'''] is a tumblr-bait | [http://www.neo-kosmos.com/ '''Neo-Kosmos'''] is a tumblr-bait Steven Universe rip-off co-created by a [[Steven Universe]] staffer, and looking from xir pastel hair-dye, something like this seemed inevitable. | ||
As was said before, this webcomic is a rip-off of Steven Universe and owes its entire fanbase to it. A SU fan, dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else. But eventually they'll wise up to it and do one of two things. If they're a social justice wanker then they'll stick around, only for the pandering since there's nothing else. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and fuck off. | |||
== Story == | == Story == | ||
Because of the ludicrous count of filler panels, This webcomic has only managed to deliver a plot with | [[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-01.png|thumb|right|ow the cringe]][[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-02.png|thumb|right|OW THE FUCKING CRINGE!!!]] | ||
Because of the ludicrous count of filler panels, This webcomic has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 panels. Right now it's just "'''HOLY SHIT XAVIER'S DEAD'''" but there is at least background stuff to talk about. | |||
The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was [[Steven Universe|destroyed by the cluster]]. The main character is a test subject named [[Tai|Tye]] who has 2 [[OL]] friends she can never physically meet because that would 'contaminate' the controlled environment. | |||
The | The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility to kill everyone. | ||
Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics. | Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics. | ||
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[[ADHD|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard. | [[ADHD|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard. | ||
[[Futanari|'''Iris''']] - Tye's senpai. After reading a book titled [[Wut|"Astrophysics, Gender, and You"]], he decided that he would be a | [[Futanari|'''Iris''']] - Tye's senpai. After reading a book titled [[Wut|"Astrophysics, Gender, and You"]], he decided that he would be a transtrender. While the comic will let you forget that he pretends to be trans, the fandom won't. He's going on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering Tye's repressed sexual fantasies unfeasible. | ||
[[Script Kiddies|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character. | [[Script Kiddies|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character. | ||
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Neo-Kosmos is a tumblr-bait Steven Universe rip-off co-created by a Steven Universe staffer, and looking from xir pastel hair-dye, something like this seemed inevitable.
As was said before, this webcomic is a rip-off of Steven Universe and owes its entire fanbase to it. A SU fan, dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else. But eventually they'll wise up to it and do one of two things. If they're a social justice wanker then they'll stick around, only for the pandering since there's nothing else. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and fuck off.
Story
Because of the ludicrous count of filler panels, This webcomic has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 panels. Right now it's just "HOLY SHIT XAVIER'S DEAD" but there is at least background stuff to talk about.
The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was destroyed by the cluster. The main character is a test subject named Tye who has 2 OL friends she can never physically meet because that would 'contaminate' the controlled environment.
The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility to kill everyone.
Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics.
Characters
Tye - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard.
Iris - Tye's senpai. After reading a book titled "Astrophysics, Gender, and You", he decided that he would be a transtrender. While the comic will let you forget that he pretends to be trans, the fandom won't. He's going on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering Tye's repressed sexual fantasies unfeasible.
Z - Tye's uke who took Computer Science III and as of now has no other character.
Dr. Xavier - One of the scientists assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her.
Dr. Zehra - Tye's other scientist. She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and get along with Tye perfectly
The big bad insect man -
Dr. Qurti - Another scientist.
Triss -
Sea Also
- Steven Universe - This comic is the leftovers of this show.
- Homestuck - This comic's style is a direct rip-off of this.
External Links
- The Webcomic
- The Tumblr
- The Reddit
- The Patreon - If you donate, you can view spoilers of the comic and then leak them all.