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January 2023

Featured Article - Chud

A Chud is a far-right patron with an opus of bigotry, incelibacy and sick fuckery. The term is mostly used by trannies and their opposing wing negatively, but is sometimes used positively amongst the like. It is often depicted with and used alongside "le /pol/ face" or "le pollack" (based on Patrick Crusius^✡), originating in August of 2019 on 4chan after the El Paso shootings. And recently a wojak variant off it known as "poljak" or "chudjak", created in August of 2020 on Bunkerchan. Both versons of the Chud meme have been popularized by lefties and trannies as being a representation of a typical /pol/tard.

Originally defined as a "avoided and unappealing person" after the movie C.H.U.D. ("Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers") until it was corrupted into a completely different meaning last thursday by the internets (just like faggot). The term's popularity is likely milked from it's similarity to Chad.

(( CHUDS RISE UP ))

October 2022

Featured Article - Cursed Images

Cursed Images is an interwebs term referring to pictures on the web where the content is a mix between cringe, fail, and spooky. Not to be confused with Schizoposting memes - although there can be crossover between the two, especially in the current internet age of post-irony and is-it-shitposting type humor. Basically, it's the image-file equivalent of middle-schooler-written creepypasta.

(( CURSED MEME FORMAT ))

August 2022

Featured Article - Leekspin

Leekspin is an extremely annoying yet strangely addictive knockoff of the popular shock site meatspin.com. The animation is a loop of a scene taken from the animu Bleach, and the song is a nonsensical verse from a popular Finnish song called Ievan Polkka (sung by the group Loituma). Across the internets, many children use leekspin or a variation of it (perhaps as an avatar), not knowing it is a spin-off of meatspin.com. Therefore, asking something like "Hey, isn't that a knock-off from meatspin.com?" can produce instant lulz. The character in question is Orihime Inoue from Bleach, but she is widely known as the Loituma Girl thanks to this animation. The song track is 27 seconds long, and the video is a four frame loop.

(( VINTAGE MEMES: LEEKSPIN ))

August 2021

Featured Article - Shroomjak

Shroomjak, also called Mushroom Wojak, is a stupid "meme" from 4chan created on /b/ in early 2021, and fermented until mid-2021. What happened, is that some retard decided to try his hand at drawing a new form of Wojak, since apparently autists who post on 4chan have too much time on their hands and there seemingly isn't enough Wojak memes already. This "original character" of a Wojak image was posted to a 4chan thread and /b/tards' reactions ranged from telling OP to kill himself to posting a few variations, before the thread died to make space for more trap and BBC posting. Like most of the shitposts on this post-ironic era interwebs, it quickly took off as a meme. This meme is dank "in moar ways than one", but will likely lose its "potency" soon, if you get our gist.

(( SHROOMS - NOW IN SHITTY MEME FORM ))

March 2017

Featured Article - JonTron

JonTron (Powerword: Jon Jafari) is a fat, ugly and unfunny JewTube gamer that makes shitty review videos once every blue moon. He has somehow amassed over two millions retards to subscribe, in order to see him do his best Family Guy imitation skits interspersed with a lot of loud screaming and endless jump cuts in between. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the four trillion other YouTube reviewers is because he was in Game Grumps and for some reaction gifs posted over and over on /v/. He also somehow thinks that stealing video content from one of our own users is somehow a smart idea.

(( I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT I DISAGREE WITH YOU ))

September 2014

Featured Article - Argentina is white

A surefire trolling method.Post "Argentina is white" on /int/ and watch as the board devolves into a shitstorm of butthurt Argies.

(( PURE ARYAN BLOOD))

July 2014

Featured Article - Luigi's Death Stare

Luigi's Death Stare is an intimidating new meme, a recurring nightmare, and the cancer that is saving the Wii U, thus preserving the Nintendo legacy as a whole.

With Microsoft's shooter games recently dominating the simple lives of average gaymers, all it took was one mean look from one familiar face to give the kid-friendly Nintendo platform some fresh, much-needed attention.

Even media attention.

(( SEE WEEGEE ROLLIN', RIDIN' DIRTY ))

March 2014

Featured Article - Kelly Martin Broderick

Kelly Martin Broderick is a morbidly obese feminist, and "blogger." She is notable for being extremely butthurt about her picture being turned into the following meme:

	“	But when I got up the next morning he had sent me the link. It had over 2000 shares, almost 10,000 likes, and almost 1000 comments. Overnight, I had become an Internet meme.	„

In Summer 2013, someone had the nerve to call a feminist out for being a fat disgusting unfuckable tub of lard in the form of a quasi-funny "meme" that otherwise would have been non-notable.

(( I BECAME AN INTERNET MEME ))

January 2014

Featured Article - Kek

Kek (also known as Top Kek) has been described by some as being /s4s/'s "light and freedom" and is a meme created on /s4s/ in May '13. It revolves around posting pictures, shops, and image macros of a Turkish snack-cake produced by the ETi food company known as 'topkek' and replying with "kek". It is also the next evolution of the top lel meme.

(( KEK ))

June 2013

Featured Article - Equality Profile Pictures

Equality Profile Pictures are the latest hipster Facebook profile picture trend sweeping America. It originates from a single photo post made on March 25, 2013 by  'Human Rights Campaign' a gay rights group. This attempt to sway conservatives' viewpoints has been successful only with angsty teens, hipsters, and closet cases (i.e. Every Facebook user ever).

(( BECAUSE PROFILE PICTURES CAN LEGALIZE GAY RIGHTS ))