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[[File:Michael Oman-Reagan Biggest Pussy.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Dictionaries are [[serious business]].]]
'''Michael Oman-Reagan''', aka ''Oh-man I can't believe this guy is for real'', is the biggest [[pussybitch]] the world has ever seen. One day he got so upset over reading the words "rabid feminist" in a dictionary, that he actually decided to contact the dictionary in order to change it, so that he precious big boy feelings didn't suffer.  
'''Michael Oman-Reagan''', aka ''Oh-man I can't believe this guy is for real'', is the biggest [[pussybitch]] the world has ever seen. One day he got so upset over reading the words "rabid feminist" in a dictionary, that he actually decided to contact the dictionary in order to change it, so that he precious big boy feelings didn't suffer.  


==DictionaryGate==
==DictionaryGate==
Have you ever been so fucking bored that you decided to browse through your computer's dictionary? No? Maybe unlike brave sir Oman-Reagan, you probably don't own a Macintosh and you are not a post-minimal post-conceptual artist and curator, which are just fancy overblown terms used by self-important douchebag that in reality just means shitty modern art.  
Have you ever been so fucking bored that you decided to browse through your computer's dictionary? No? Maybe unlike brave sir Oman-Reagan, you probably don't own a Macintosh and you are not a post-minimal post-conceptual artist and curator, which are just fancy overblown terms used by self-important douchebag that in reality just means shitty modern art.  
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[[File:Michael Oman Reagan Labruise.jpg]]<br />
[[File:Michael Oman Reagan Labruise.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Approximate value: $2.63 (including string)]]
<big>Approximate value: $2.63 (including string)</big></center>


So instead of going to [[DeviantArt]] and asking for advice how he could improve, Mike cried to himself while looking up the word rabid in the dictionary. And much to his dismay he discovered that the example for rabid was ''A rabid feminist'', probably the most accurate description of anything ever. This of course made Mike cry even more, as how dare the dictionary be accurate and say things he didn't like? So the best course of action was to bitch and whine about it on Twitter.  
So instead of going to [[DeviantArt]] and asking for advice how he could improve, Mike cried to himself while looking up the word rabid in the dictionary. And much to his dismay he discovered that the example for rabid was ''A rabid feminist'', probably the most accurate description of anything ever. This of course made Mike cry even more, as how dare the dictionary be accurate and say things he didn't like? So the best course of action was to bitch and whine about it on Twitter.  
Long time British furfag TL;DR aka Teal Deer decided to make a video about his idiocy, where he showed his public Twitter profile. This made Oman-Reagan cry even more, somehow, and report TL;DR for being a meanie and saying things he don't agree with.  
Long time British furfag TL;DR aka Teal Deer decided to make a video about his idiocy, where he showed his public Twitter profile. This made Oman-Reagan cry even more, somehow, and report TL;DR for being a meanie and saying things he don't agree with.  
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<big>The internet never forgets, Michael</big></center>
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==Impersonating Twitter Support==
==Impersonating Twitter Support==
[[File:Michael Oman-Reagan Impersonating Twitter Support.jpg|thumb|right|200px|This went on for fucking hours.]]
Because the GamerGate quickly discovered how much of a fucking lulcow, this pathetic whiny man child was, someone actually made a parody account of him, by using the name {{twitter|omarregan}}. Despite the best efforts, no one could be even nearly as pitiful as this sad excuse for an adult. But that didn't stop Mike from becoming furious with anger and male tears. So instead of actual fighting his battles, he went crying to mommy Twitter about how people were pretending to be him, even though the most pathetic neckbearded gamergate low-life is more butch than him, and when Twitter was busy, and told him to put on his big boy pants and stop being such a poignant cunt, he decided in his infinite wisdom to impersonate Twitter support. This ''man'' is trying to get a PhD, folks.  
Because the GamerGate quickly discovered how much of a fucking lulcow, this pathetic whiny man child was, someone actually made a parody account of him, by using the name {{twitter|omarregan}}. Despite the best efforts, no one could be even nearly as pitiful as this sad excuse for an adult. But that didn't stop Mike from becoming furious with anger and male tears. So instead of actual fighting his battles, he went crying to mommy Twitter about how people were pretending to be him, even though the most pathetic neckbearded gamergate low-life is more butch than him, and when Twitter was busy, and told him to put on his big boy pants and stop being such a poignant cunt, he decided in his infinite wisdom to impersonate Twitter support. This ''man'' is trying to get a PhD, folks.  
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<big>This went on for fucking hours</big>
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=="Art"==
==[[Shit|"Art"]]==
[[File:-Communication Project- by Michael Oman-Reagan - Dia Beacon (Installation Detail).jpg|400px|right|thumb|Destruction of property is now art.]]
{{quote|'''Communication Project Notes'''
{{quote|'''Communication Project Notes'''
Art objects produced in the studio are covertly installed in dedicated cultural spaces.  The installation is documented by taking photographs of the installation at the time of deployment.  Photographs are published showing the artifact in situ, but not information which could reveal the specific location.  The name of the institution or space is revealed.
Art objects produced in the studio are covertly installed in dedicated cultural spaces.  The installation is documented by taking photographs of the installation at the time of deployment.  Photographs are published showing the artifact in situ, but not information which could reveal the specific location.  The name of the institution or space is revealed.
If no witness is present during the act, a report of the installation is shared with trusted critics, artists or theorists.  The report includes confidential photographs revealing the specific location of the installation.
If no witness is present during the act, a report of the installation is shared with trusted critics, artists or theorists.  The report includes confidential photographs revealing the specific location of the installation.
Once work is installed it becomes an artifact of the project.  It may remain in place or be removed by the institution and kept, sold or exhibited in collaboration with the artist.
Once work is installed it becomes an artifact of the project.  It may remain in place or be removed by the institution and kept, sold or exhibited in collaboration with the artist.
The exchanges produced by the communication project have the same ephemeral quality as other conversations – and they may or may not be remembered or recorded beyond the original installation documentation and reporting.}}
The exchanges produced by the communication project have the same ephemeral quality as other conversations – and they may or may not be remembered or recorded beyond the original installation documentation and reporting.|[[tl;dr]]}}
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<big>Destruction of property is now art</big><br />
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:Michael Oman-Reagan Blocked.jpg|How people know Michael on Twitter
File:Michael Oman-Reagan Blocked.jpg|How people know Michael on Twitter.
File:Michael Oman-Reagan Spent All Day Blocking.png|You must lead a very sad life
File:Michael Oman-Reagan Spent All Day Blocking.png|You must lead a very sad life.
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File:Michael Oman-Reagan Original Tweet.jpg|Srsly, is it really that fucking complicated?
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==External links==
==External Links==
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3sbg9p/anthropologist_michael_omanreagan_hates_white/ Older article about how this white guy hates whites]
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3sbg9p/anthropologist_michael_omanreagan_hates_white/ Older article about how this white guy hates whites]
*{{wikilink|Michael_Paul_Oman-Reagan|Somehow he has a Wikipedia page}}
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Revision as of 18:17, 15 February 2016

Dictionaries are serious business.

Michael Oman-Reagan, aka Oh-man I can't believe this guy is for real, is the biggest pussybitch the world has ever seen. One day he got so upset over reading the words "rabid feminist" in a dictionary, that he actually decided to contact the dictionary in order to change it, so that he precious big boy feelings didn't suffer.

DictionaryGate

Have you ever been so fucking bored that you decided to browse through your computer's dictionary? No? Maybe unlike brave sir Oman-Reagan, you probably don't own a Macintosh and you are not a post-minimal post-conceptual artist and curator, which are just fancy overblown terms used by self-important douchebag that in reality just means shitty modern art.

Approximate value: $2.63 (including string)

So instead of going to DeviantArt and asking for advice how he could improve, Mike cried to himself while looking up the word rabid in the dictionary. And much to his dismay he discovered that the example for rabid was A rabid feminist, probably the most accurate description of anything ever. This of course made Mike cry even more, as how dare the dictionary be accurate and say things he didn't like? So the best course of action was to bitch and whine about it on Twitter. Long time British furfag TL;DR aka Teal Deer decided to make a video about his idiocy, where he showed his public Twitter profile. This made Oman-Reagan cry even more, somehow, and report TL;DR for being a meanie and saying things he don't agree with.

The internet never forgets, Michael.

And so it came to pass that TL;DR just made another video

Impersonating Twitter Support

This went on for fucking hours.

Because the GamerGate quickly discovered how much of a fucking lulcow, this pathetic whiny man child was, someone actually made a parody account of him, by using the name  omarregan. Despite the best efforts, no one could be even nearly as pitiful as this sad excuse for an adult. But that didn't stop Mike from becoming furious with anger and male tears. So instead of actual fighting his battles, he went crying to mommy Twitter about how people were pretending to be him, even though the most pathetic neckbearded gamergate low-life is more butch than him, and when Twitter was busy, and told him to put on his big boy pants and stop being such a poignant cunt, he decided in his infinite wisdom to impersonate Twitter support. This man is trying to get a PhD, folks.

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"Art"

Destruction of property is now art.
   
 
Communication Project Notes

Art objects produced in the studio are covertly installed in dedicated cultural spaces. The installation is documented by taking photographs of the installation at the time of deployment. Photographs are published showing the artifact in situ, but not information which could reveal the specific location. The name of the institution or space is revealed. If no witness is present during the act, a report of the installation is shared with trusted critics, artists or theorists. The report includes confidential photographs revealing the specific location of the installation. Once work is installed it becomes an artifact of the project. It may remain in place or be removed by the institution and kept, sold or exhibited in collaboration with the artist. The exchanges produced by the communication project have the same ephemeral quality as other conversations – and they may or may not be remembered or recorded beyond the original installation documentation and reporting.
 


 
 

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