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Their site has no ads, probably because companies like IBM, Intel, Microsoft, Google, Mcdonalds, Wendys, HP, Apple, Wikipedia, ANYONE has something they lack: BRAINS!
Their site has no ads, probably because companies like IBM, Intel, Microsoft, Google, Mcdonalds, Wendys, HP, Apple, Wikipedia, ANYONE has something they lack: BRAINS!
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Crash Override Network is a fag site made to prevent losers from getting what they deserve. Made by Zoe Quinn, and we all know why. Also, Alex Lifschitz. Whoever that is. Haha, the abbreviation is Con. lol.

   
 
Crash Override’s process is transparent and thorough. We are not a vigilante group and do not take retaliatory action against abusers. We focus on safety, security, and recovery from incidents of online harassment, using well-established, humane, and transparent channels to disempower abuse and reduce the ability abusers have to perpetuate it. We do not fight harassment with more harassment. We work with law enforcement, media, and social infrastructure to respond to threats, and encourage informed changes in policy and systems to proactively reduce future abuse.
 

 
 

—Lifted directly from their site. I bet Zoe Quinn wishes they were a vigilante group,though

   
 
Our network works preventatively and reactively, warning targets and working with them during episodes of harassment to keep them safe and provide them with the means to reduce harm and rebuild, as well as disempower their harassers. We understand that every case of online harassment is unique in terms of its targets, aggressors, and circumstances, and that no one plan of survival is suitable for everyone. We instead work with clients to tailor a unique plans of action, informed by our own experience and prior success in the field.
 

 
 

—Lol, losers.

As you can guess, they have a Tumblr. Only Tumblr can come up with butthurt like this.

   
 
Our private network of agents is on-call to assist and support victims of online harassment, speaking from their own experience as survivors and professionals in their areas of expertise on social issues and internet logistics. We are painfully familiar with the challenges and pitfalls of dealing with harassment and abuse in online spaces, and can lend not only our expertise in returning control back to victims, but commiseration and moral support as we work with you. Outside of online security issues, much of the toll of modern online harassment takes the form of demoralization and breaches of personal boundaries, for which Crash Override provides counselling from people who have seen the other side of such crises and come out still breathing and strong. We're highly specialized, tech-savvy, and here to help you in whatever way we can.
 

 
 

—"Crisis Center Support" Moar liek "Butthurt" amirite?

   
 
Our dedication to victims of online mob harassment does not end once you’re out of the woods. We are aware of the long-term effects of being targeted by online hate mobs - largely from having been there ourselves. We remain open and available for past targets and victims to continue helping them rebuild, and if they choose, allow them to assist others enduring similar trauma. Additionally, we are constantly adapting our methods to suit the needs of victims, and the longer we operate, the more our ability to provide useful extended assistance will improve.
 

 
 

—They need this because their butthurt clients will never change how THEY act, they want US to.

Their email (publicly linked on their site at http://www.crashoverridenetwork.com): [email protected] I wasn't sure about linking this, but they link it on their site. Plz "no" trolling.

L-L-L-LINKS!

http://www.crashoverridenetwork.com/

http://crashoverridenetwork.tumblr.com

Moar

Hey, this is almost exactly like Chris-Chan's TrollBusters!

   
 
Anti-Online Hate Task Force, staffed by former targets, providing resources, outreach, and support to combat mob hatred and harassment.
 

 
 

—Top quote from their Tumblr. See what i mean?

WTF is that countdown on their site to? Doxes of 4chan users? ED users? Their butthurt deletionism? 2012 DA14?

Their site has no ads, probably because companies like IBM, Intel, Microsoft, Google, Mcdonalds, Wendys, HP, Apple, Wikipedia, ANYONE has something they lack: BRAINS!