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'''''Dark Souls III''''' is yet another Souls game, a franchise now being spat out in a yearly manner that would make [[EA]] blush. This game, like all the previous, is just a rehash of the original ''[[Demon's Souls]]'', with minor tweaks, that makes every ''[[Call of Duty]]'' sequel seem like they are re-inventing the wheel. All the souls games are the fucking same. | '''''Dark Souls III''''' is yet another Souls game, a franchise now being spat out in a yearly manner that would make [[EA]] blush. This game, like all the previous, is just a rehash of the original ''[[Demon's Souls]]'', with minor tweaks, that makes every ''[[Call of Duty]]'' sequel seem like they are re-inventing the wheel. All the souls games are the fucking same. | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== |
Revision as of 08:17, 12 April 2016
This is a repeat joke of the Dark Souls 2 page, because it is the exact same game with the same problems
Dark Souls III is yet another Souls game, a franchise now being spat out in a yearly manner that would make EA blush. This game, like all the previous, is just a rehash of the original Demon's Souls, with minor tweaks, that makes every Call of Duty sequel seem like they are re-inventing the wheel. All the souls games are the fucking same.
Story
The story takes place on the exact same world as the previous games, because world building is hard. You will resurrect at bonfires.
Glitches
30 fps debacle
Idiotic fanboys of FromSoftware have been out defending Dark Souls saying that it was always going to be 60fps on the PC, because it was confirmed in a tweet.
Wonder where people could have gotten the idea that the game would only be 30 fps:
—Masaaki Yamagiwa, Bloodborne lead designer |
Not that any of the consoles could maintain 30 fps.
PC version: Prepare to crash edition
What are you, some kind of fucking retard? Of course FromSoftware doesn't know how to make a decent PC port. So they repeated the success from the second, so that the game crashes more often than you can launch it.
Dark Souls 3: Scholar of the first bugs edition
See also
Dark Souls 3 is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |