Gravity Falls/Episode Guide

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Season 1	Season 2	Extras

Season 1

1. Tourist Trapped

Mabel finds a new boyfriend, whom Dipper suspects to be a zombie. The "zombie" turns out to be a bunch of gnomes, who hold her hostage in the forest and nearly ræp her.

2. The Legend of the Gobblewonker

The twins, accompanied by Soos, spend all day trying to snap a picture of a sea monster in order to win $1000 bucks. Shit hits the fan when it's revealed that the "sea monster" is a huge robot being controlled by a fucking redneck.

3. Headhunters

Mabel sculpts a wax replica of her Great Pedo Grunkle Stan. Said wax sculpture pisses off the other living "wax-people" in the Mystery Shack, so they decide to behead it. Dipper and Mabel lose their shit and launch an investigation into the "murder", discovering the alive wax-people and getting into a lame-ass fight with them.

4. The Hand That Rocks the Mabel

Mabel falls victim to another psychotic boyfriend, this time; a wealthy, autistic sick fuck named Li'l Gideon (of course, he HAD to be voiced by that pedo Thurop Van Orman, the same bastard who voiced Flapjack). Gideon forces Mabel to participate in activities she is not comfortable with, insisting that she become "a permanent soulmate". When Dipper intervenes, Gideon becomes a Sith Lord and uses the dark side of the force to try and kill him, but of course, he gets his ass handed to him and emoquits like a pussy, swearing ultimate retribution on the twins.

5. The Inconveniencing

Dipper lies about his age so he can get a chance to fuck hang out with Wendy and the Kewl Kidz. At dusk, everyone explores an abandoned 7-11 store, which is haunted by the shopowner's souls who happen to hate black teenagers and rap music. Dipper saves his friends by cosplaying as a lamb and doing a retarded dance almost comparable to anything Chris Chan would do for his own entertainment.

6. Dipper vs. Manliness

Dipper's family make fun of him for being a weak manlet, and cause him to run away into the mountains with a group of Minotaurs for several days while no-one in the Mystery Shack raises any concern whatsoever.

7. Double Dipper

Dipper makes a dozen clones of himself so that he can grind Wendy on the dance floor, the clones turn against him and engage in Bukkake.

8. Irrational Treasure

The twins discover that America's 8th president was in fact a paranoid schizophrenic named Quentin Trembley, and that the "founder" of Gravity Falls is some random nobody who covered up a whole conspiracy.

9. The Time Traveler's Pig

Every cartoon needs an obligatory episode centered around Time travel, amirite? This one happens to be one of the most generic ever conceived, involving Dipper repeatedly traveling back in time to try and impress Wendy. Reminds you of that one episode from another show, doesn't it?

10. Fight Fighters

This is the episode with a shit-ton of video-game references, desperately trying to appeal to the "younger generation". In this episode, Dipper brings Ken Masters from Street Fighter into real-life, and commands him to pwn Wendy's boyfriend, Robbie, for being an all-around dick. Instead, Ken goes out of control and nearly kills everyone in Gravity Falls with his retarded shenanigans.

11. Little Dipper

Dipper BAWWW's over his sister standing a millimeter taller than him, and invents a shrink/grow ray to fuck around with the Mystery Shack. Remember L'il Gideon? Yeah, he returns in this episode and uses the Raygun to shrink the twins down to the size of an Azn wang. Gideon then performs zoosadism, macro-fetish roleplay, and force-feeding with the shrunken twins. They escape from Gideon's residence and fly back to the Mystery Shack (because fuck logic), getting caught by the short-statured assclown once again. Gideon nearly shrinks Grunkle Stan before Dipper and Mabel tickle his armpits and forcibly distract him for good measure.

12. Summerween

In Gravity Falls, Halloween is celebrated twice a year. The Mystery Shack is greeted by a tall, faceless, freak named "The Summerween Trickster", who demands that Dipper and Mabel earn him 500 pieces of candy before the last Jack-O-Melon dims. Dipper makes an epic fail by accidentally knocking the candy into a river stream, which leads the Summerween Trickster to enter his final form. Soos kills the beast by eating it. This is the only situation where a fatass will ever be useful. Ever.

13. Boss Mabel

Stan, being the biggest Jew in Oregon state, challenges Mabel to see who is a better boss. Stan goes on vacation, giving Mabel 72 hours to make a profit. Doing so, she slowly turns into Stan and becomes a selfish cunt.

14. Bottomless Pit!

Stan leads everyone into a bottomless pit, where they prepare to remain for the rest of their existence. Everyone gets bored as fuck so they start telling stories. First story is about Dipper's voice being transformed into David Attenborough's and scaring the shit out of everyone. Second story is about Soos and the twins getting trapped inside a Pinball machine because he got the High Score. Third story is about Stan winning a game of foody with the aid of his robot 'son'. Last story involves Mabel getting pissed over Stan's constant bullshit she has to deal with. That's it. That's the whole episode. What a fucking brilliant concept, guyz.

15. The Deep End

It's hot as hell in Gravity Falls, and The Pines' family decide to take a splash in the local tub. Dipper applies for assistant lifeguard so he can get into Wendy's fanny, only to fail repeatedly. Meanwhile Mabel falls in love with some half-Mermaid half-degenerate spic who lives his life trapped in the pool. She goes as far as to break into the pool at night to escort the disgusting piece of shit back to it's home, in the Gravity Falls' Lake. Mabel's actions cause her brother to lose his job.

16. Carpet Diem

17. Boyz Crazy

18. Land Before Swine

19. Dreamscaperers

20. Gideon Rises

Season 2

1. Scary-oke

Dipper tries to convince the government to believe in the Journals' bullshit by causing a zombie apocolypse that could only be stopped by 3 people singing for some reason.

2. Into the Bunker

Mabel tries to pry Dipper out of the Friend Zone but pries a shape-shifter out of its cage to wreak havoc.

3. The Golf War

4. Sock Opera

5. Five Nights at Ha-Hoo Owl's

Soos realizes that girls don't like him so he becomes a Basement Dweller and dates an anime girl on a dating sim who turns out to be a l33t haxxor. The l33t haxxor terrorizes Soos with the cringe of the FNAF fandom until he melts the dating sim and kills her.

6. Little Gift Shop of Horrors

7. Society of the Blind Eye

8. Blendin's Game

9. The Love God

They actually tried to do this.

10. Northwest Mansion Noir

11. Not What He Seems

Grunkle Stan snatches a version of Rick who's his brother back from the Nightmare Realm.

12. A Tale of Two Stans

13. Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons

14. The Stanchurian Candidate

15. The Last Mabelcorn

16. Roadside Attraction

Filler.

17. Dipper and Mabel vs the Future

Mabel has a mental breakdown about having to grow up like everyone else. Bill Cipher exploits this to trick her into kick-starting his absolute rule of the world.

18. Weirdmageddon Part 1

Bill Cipher turns Gravity Falls into 4Chan's /b/.

19. Weirdmageddon Part 2 - Escape from Reality

20. Weirdmageddon Part 3 - Take Back the Falls