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After much debate at the table, we decided that this article should be titled '''25-year-Old Girl''' instead of [[Woman]] because the female species does very little growing in character from [[16- | After much debate at the table, we decided that this article should be titled '''25-year-Old Girl''' instead of [[Woman]] because the female species does very little growing in character, Intelligence, and Depth from [[16-year-old girl|16]] until their mid to late 30's when their looks start to go and gravity starts to pull everything towards the center of the [[Earth]].<br> | ||
This is the moment when a [[Sammich|Woman]] realizes that she has to develop some depth because the only other ways she can hope to [[Trap]] a man, since her looks have gone and [[Pro-Ana|no amount of dieting]] will bring back | |||
This is the same moment when a [[Sammich|Woman]] realizes that she has to develop some depth and [[Autistic|Work on her social skills]] because the only other ways she can hope to [[Trap]] a man, since her looks have gone and [[Pro-Ana|no amount of dieting]] will bring back that flat stomach she had in college is by either getting [[Pregnant|Knocked up]] or actually developing a [[Personality]].<br> | |||
We digress. | We digress. | ||
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A 25-Year-Old Girl is an important stage in a female's [[Life]] when the force's of the universe come together and make her the hottest that she'll be in her entire life. | A 25-Year-Old Girl is an important stage in a female's [[Life]] when the force's of the universe come together and make her the hottest that she'll be in her entire life. | ||
We are talking '''XX''' female. Don't give us that [[Tranny|XY]] gender dysmorphia [[Shit|bull shit]] or how you always knew you were a woman. If you didn't fall out of [[Your Mom|Your Mama's]] Clown hole minus | We are talking '''XX''' female. Don't give us that [[Tranny|XY]] gender dysmorphia [[Shit|bull shit]] or how you always knew you were a woman. If you didn't fall out of [[Your Mom|Your Mama's]] Clown hole minus the [[Penis|Stem on the apple]]. [[Tranny|You are and will also be a man]]. Get over it [[Bruce Jenner]].<br> | ||
Once more. ''' | Once more. '''A 25-year-old girl''' is that perfect age of a woman's life before [[God]] starts closing the window on her looks, especially when she's a [[College]] grad and wants to work on her career.<br> | ||
She hasn't had a baby fall outta her yet and a strict diet of French fries and Diet Coke | She hasn't had a baby fall outta her yet and a strict diet of French fries and Diet Coke in college and working entry level positions has ensured she has kept her figure and is slimmer and more [[Curvy]] than her ancient coworkers and the [[Fat|Bitch]] at the front desk.<br> | ||
==Appearance== | ==Appearance== | ||
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[[File:Dark haired girl 11.jpg|thumb|right|250px|More is a word equel to yes.]] | [[File:Dark haired girl 11.jpg|thumb|right|250px|More is a word equel to yes.]] | ||
This time, in a female's life, is when her body balances in hormones and her thin to [[fat]] ratio is mostly perfect. It should be noted that this only applies to developed nations.<br> | This time, in a female's life, is when her body balances in hormones and her thin to [[fat]] ratio is mostly perfect. It should be noted that this only applies to developed nations. Ethiopians will still be walking skeletons.<br> | ||
At 25 a | At 25 a girl's face is balanced with the right amount of baby fat and thinness giving her high cheeks and more puffy lips that hardly need enhancement to escape from the look of [[Ginger|2 cherry Twizzlers]] glued to her mouth that [[Old people|grannies]] look like. Just look at your Grandma's lips stud. When she hit 26 her cheeks started drooping to make her look like a bull dog.<br> | ||
This is also that moment in time when she'll most likely be at her thinnest and doesn't require emotional abuse to keep her on a diet. Just enough fat on her ass to take a spanking and | This is also that moment in time when she'll most likely be at her thinnest and doesn't require emotional abuse to keep her on a diet. Just enough fat on her ass to take for a spanking and looks good in size 1 Jeans.<br> | ||
Most of all, 25 is that age where a woman still cares about her looks. It's 1 second after midnight when the slow decline begins. If she dyes her hair, this is when she starts letting her roots show. Has that piece of [[Carl Sagan|Pie]] when she knows she shouldn't or starts to put her makeup on in the car because she wanted to sleep that extra half hour. | Most of all, 25 is that age where a woman still cares about her looks. It's 1 second after midnight when the slow decline begins at 26. If she dyes her hair, this is when she starts letting her roots show. Has that piece of [[Carl Sagan|Pie]] when she knows she shouldn't or starts to put her makeup on in the car because she wanted to sleep that extra half hour. | ||
== Psyche == | == Psyche == | ||
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[[File:Blonde 25 year old..jpg|thumb|right|250px]] | [[File:Blonde 25 year old..jpg|thumb|right|250px]] | ||
25 is, usually, that moment in life when girls realize that they need more of a personality and work ethic then when they were in [[College]] | 25 is, usually, that moment in life when girls realize that they need more of a personality and work ethic then when they were in [[College]] because they can no longer bat their eyes and squeeze their [[Boobs|Breasts]] against a professor to make a promise of what shell do when her grade gets raised.<br> | ||
There's a lot of [[Evil]] woman that work at their same job and want to bury her because she's doing more work under the desk than paperwork. These Harpies are out to destroy young, Pretty, girls that are after their job. This is when the 25-Year-Old Girl is tested. The hags and the near hags (35 to 45) start giving her [[work]] that they want her to fail at. They are jealous and nasty women that only want to [[Dead|destroy]] the 25-Year-Old Girl because, at one time, they were her and know what she can do with a couple of [[Felatio|Blow Jobs]] and traveling with the boss for conferences as an assistant.<br> | There's a lot of [[Evil]] woman that work at their same job and want to bury her because she's doing more work under the desk than paperwork. These Harpies are out to destroy young, Pretty, girls that are after their job. This is when the 25-Year-Old Girl is tested. The hags and the near hags (35 to 45) start giving her [[work]] that they want her to fail at. They are jealous and nasty women that only want to [[Dead|destroy]] the 25-Year-Old Girl because, at one time, they were her and know what she can do with a couple of [[Felatio|Blow Jobs]] and traveling with the boss for conferences as an assistant.<br> | ||
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This is the situation that is dumbing down [[America|The US]]. Dumb ass bitches that couldn't care less about the impact a soccer team of children will have on the world is already a grandmother at 27 while the smart 25-Year-Old career woman most likely will have only 1 [[Kid]] that will grow up hardly knowing their mother.<br> | This is the situation that is dumbing down [[America|The US]]. Dumb ass bitches that couldn't care less about the impact a soccer team of children will have on the world is already a grandmother at 27 while the smart 25-Year-Old career woman most likely will have only 1 [[Kid]] that will grow up hardly knowing their mother.<br> | ||
== See Also == | |||
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* [[Boobs]] | |||
* [[College]] | |||
* [[Intelligence|Intelligant. You have to give her points if she can make sammiches]] | |||
* [[Feminazi]] | |||
* [[Job]] | |||
* [[Vagoo|Vagina]] | |||
{{Whores}} | |||
{{truth}} | |||
[[Category:IRL Shit]] | |||
[[Category:People]] | |||
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Revision as of 04:40, 16 March 2023
After much debate at the table, we decided that this article should be titled 25-year-Old Girl instead of Woman because the female species does very little growing in character, Intelligence, and Depth from 16 until their mid to late 30's when their looks start to go and gravity starts to pull everything towards the center of the Earth.
This is the same moment when a Woman realizes that she has to develop some depth and Work on her social skills because the only other ways she can hope to Trap a man, since her looks have gone and no amount of dieting will bring back that flat stomach she had in college is by either getting Knocked up or actually developing a Personality.
We digress.
A 25-Year-Old Girl is an important stage in a female's Life when the force's of the universe come together and make her the hottest that she'll be in her entire life.
We are talking XX female. Don't give us that XY gender dysmorphia bull shit or how you always knew you were a woman. If you didn't fall out of Your Mama's Clown hole minus the Stem on the apple. You are and will also be a man. Get over it Bruce Jenner.
Once more. A 25-year-old girl is that perfect age of a woman's life before God starts closing the window on her looks, especially when she's a College grad and wants to work on her career.
She hasn't had a baby fall outta her yet and a strict diet of French fries and Diet Coke in college and working entry level positions has ensured she has kept her figure and is slimmer and more Curvy than her ancient coworkers and the Bitch at the front desk.
Appearance
This time, in a female's life, is when her body balances in hormones and her thin to fat ratio is mostly perfect. It should be noted that this only applies to developed nations. Ethiopians will still be walking skeletons.
At 25 a girl's face is balanced with the right amount of baby fat and thinness giving her high cheeks and more puffy lips that hardly need enhancement to escape from the look of 2 cherry Twizzlers glued to her mouth that grannies look like. Just look at your Grandma's lips stud. When she hit 26 her cheeks started drooping to make her look like a bull dog.
This is also that moment in time when she'll most likely be at her thinnest and doesn't require emotional abuse to keep her on a diet. Just enough fat on her ass to take for a spanking and looks good in size 1 Jeans.
Most of all, 25 is that age where a woman still cares about her looks. It's 1 second after midnight when the slow decline begins at 26. If she dyes her hair, this is when she starts letting her roots show. Has that piece of Pie when she knows she shouldn't or starts to put her makeup on in the car because she wanted to sleep that extra half hour.
Psyche
25 is, usually, that moment in life when girls realize that they need more of a personality and work ethic then when they were in College because they can no longer bat their eyes and squeeze their Breasts against a professor to make a promise of what shell do when her grade gets raised.
There's a lot of Evil woman that work at their same job and want to bury her because she's doing more work under the desk than paperwork. These Harpies are out to destroy young, Pretty, girls that are after their job. This is when the 25-Year-Old Girl is tested. The hags and the near hags (35 to 45) start giving her work that they want her to fail at. They are jealous and nasty women that only want to destroy the 25-Year-Old Girl because, at one time, they were her and know what she can do with a couple of Blow Jobs and traveling with the boss for conferences as an assistant.
This is when the 25-Year-Old Girl has to show that she is capable and confident at her job or else her next big move will be fry girl at a McDonalds.
Personality wise, this is when she sually regresses to a 16-year-old girl after she finds out that the business world is cunt versus cunt.
If she does achieve success at this age, there is a permanent regression of her Psychological age because she begins to see her job as her Boy Friend and will do anything and everything to keep it and you might not see any positive growth in her personality until she is in her 50s.
Dating Life
Put simply, if she wants to keep her job she won't have one.
If she wants to advance, she will have to be on call 24/7. Her life is the companies life.
If she does date, or more likely she's getting hammored from behind while she bends over the boss' desk, she will have a medicine chest full of pregnancy tests at home or a box full of Day After Pills, in her purse, just in case the condom breaks, if he stealthed removed his Condom or just goes in there bareback.
Children
Not happening if she wants a career and has goals on keeping it. You know the exact type from High School. She's the frigid bitch that didn't date because she was always studying or always in after school programs and was busy learning 3 instruments, 2 languages and dance so she could get into an Ivy League School with the goal of wanting to earn her Master's degree by 24.
Now if people have fond memories of 25-Year-Old being the school bike when she was 13 or 14, she probably already has 6 kids by now and is barely passing the computer classes that Welfare is forcing her to take if she wants to keep getting free money from them.
This is the situation that is dumbing down The US. Dumb ass bitches that couldn't care less about the impact a soccer team of children will have on the world is already a grandmother at 27 while the smart 25-Year-Old career woman most likely will have only 1 Kid that will grow up hardly knowing their mother.
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