Eminem

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	“	I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?	„
	—An actual Eminem quote

Eminem has glasses.

Eminem or EMINƎM (Marshall Bruce Mathers III), also known as €minem, Slim Shady, M&M and the white nigger is an American wigger widely known for his "rapping skillz" and as the first wigger famous for releasing an original track. Eminem's debut album was called "Infinite", and it was released in 1996. Eminem has sold over 9000 records ever since, and is more famous among 12 year old boys than many black rappers are, which is why he thinks he's the god of rap. While he may not be teh best rapper evar, Eminem raps faster than you (which really isn't an achievement, actually).

Admiral Eminem

Oh, he's also on Instagram and Twitter. He's a normalfag.

Background

Not-so-slim Shady

Eminem grew up in the Detroit area, dealing with extreme levels of bullying, physical and psychological amounts of abuse. His uncle who introduced him to rap, killed himself when he was young. He found solace in making up rap lyrics and singing them, but was completely shitty until his mid 20s. By this point, he already had a wife and children on the way. He co-produced an album called "Infinite", which sucked ass except like 4 songs, typical for most musicians.

Rise To Fame

He was invited to Los Angeles and made some good impressions with that one fag Dr.Dre and got signed to another label or some shit. He made that shitty song "My Name Is". All the whitey went apeshit over it and Eminem became an overnight sensation. From 1999 to 2004, Eminem was one of the most popular and infamous musicians in America. He OD'd on some prescription drugs and nearly died. He made a recovery from this and revived his career, this time making shitty pop-rap music for the normies to fap to.

Controversy

Due to his offensive, lulzy behavior, Eminem has naturally offended millions of people, mainly LGBT degenerates and Soccermoms.

Columbine Connection

Yes, the soccermoms tried to fucking blame Eminem for Columbine, despite the killers (Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold) despising rap. Not backing down from the horde of suburban soccermoms, Eminem attacked them back, bringing in even moar controversy, repeatedly mentioning the killers, and using the butthurt to fuel his career, bringing in big bucks.

Several of his songs reference Columbine:

White America

White America,

I could be one of your kids,

white America,

little Eric looks just like this.

The Way I Am

And all of this controversy circles me

And it seems like the media immediately Points a finger at me...

So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie

Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up

When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up

With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too

When a dude's getting bullied and shoots up his school

And they blame it on Marilyn... and the heroin, man,

Where were the parents at? And look where it's at

Middle America, now it's a tragedy

Now it's so sad to see, an upper class city

Having this happening...

Then attack Eminem 'cause I rap this way...

I'm Back

I take seven kids from Columbine,

stand 'em all in line

Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9

A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine

And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time!

Some kid actually got v& IRL for posting these lyrics. Welcome to 1984, Americunts.

Remember Me

Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back window

And stole two loaded machine guns

And both of my trenchcoats

Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes

Two kids, sixteen, with M-16's and ten clips each

And them shits reach through six kids each

And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets?

D12: Revelations

Wait 'til school's over, pu-pil are people to shoot through

Kids goin cuckoo, with a two-two

Since my fame is this new dude, in this high school

Losin his noodle learn that people don't like you

The football jocks is, spittin on him

Popular kids in school is now pickin on him

Burn out youngsta niggaz now hittin on him

And his teacher in his english class keep flippin on him

And now he's grounded with no allowances

for drinkin forty ounces, cause he was caught by his counselors

And why the fuck I gotta ride the bench coach?

Already got expelled for wearin a trenchcoat

All I ever seen is.. {violence, violence}

Told me to keep silent, stepped back in my eyelids

It's apparent that my parents weren't parents at all

That's why I blew out my brains and murdered you all!

Homophobia

Throughout his career, Eminem has insulted and trolled thousands of fags, all for the lulz.

Hate fags, the answer's yes

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez

Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'

That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!

Out of the Closet

After decades of denial, Eminem finally came out of the closet live during an interview!

Hector's rectum

It's my sector, homosexual dissector

Come again rewind selector

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy hector

So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually reck ya

Hannibal Lector into guy sex

and I bet ya I tantalize ya

in the less than five seconds I get ya

Daily Eminem Thread

A typical post in the Eminem thread

Daily Eminem Thread is either a thread where OP asks people's opinions on Eminem's music or a thread where they discuss spaghetti (see the section below). These threads rarely survive for more than a couple of hours. Contrary to their name, these threads are not made daily.^{[sauce plz!?!1!]}

Mom's spaghetti copypasta

>Be in school
>Hot girl in front of me
>She drops her pencil
>She bends down to pick it up
>She's not wearing panties
>Turns around and looks at me
>"Like what you see"?
>Whole class goes "oooooooooh"
>Palms are sweaty
>Knees weak, arms are heavy
>Vomit on my sweater already
>Mom’s spaghetti

(Protip 4 newfags: copy & paste it somewhere! Then you've finally done something you can REALLY be proud of.)

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Quotes

	“	My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him.	„
	—Another actual Eminem quote, as well as proof that he is in fact a bastard.

	“	Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.	„
	—Eminem, coming clean

	“	Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.	„
	—Truth

	“	I always wished for this, but it's almost turning into more of a nightmare than a dream.	„
	—Eminem

	“	I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it.	„
	—Sadly, Soccermoms are incapable of processing this information.

	“	It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.	„
	—Most parents who blame him for their children's behavior, never properly parented said children in the first place.

	“	Yeah, I did see where the people dissing me were coming from. But, it's like, anything that happened in the past between black and white, I can't really speak on it, because I wasn't there. I don't feel like me being born the color I am makes me any less of a person.	„
	—Liberal faggots would beg to differ.

	“	My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it.	„
	—Eminem

	“	There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this'.	„
	—Racial Irony of the modern, leftist-created world.

	“	I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.	„
	—Eminem

	“	I was a smart kid, but I hated school.	„
	—I'm sure You can relate.

	“	Anything I've ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time.	„
	—Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes.

	“	I didn't just invent saying offensive things.	„
	—You made a career out of it! Congratulations!

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See also

Hector's rectum (Real)

• Detroit - where he grew up
• White Devils - the only ones who listen to him
• Rap
• Wigger
• Tupac

External links

• Eminem lyrics at azlyrics.com
• Good information for assburgers
• Some site

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