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[[File:Michelle+Deonne.jpg|thumb|These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.]]
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'''Harambe''' was a [[dindu nuffin]] gorilla who had just celebrated his sweet 17 birthday. Lo' and behold, some dumb nigger bitch named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to capture to the child and be a better father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a drug dealer.  
 
[[File:Michelle+Deonne.jpg|thumb|These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe.]]
'''Harambe''' was a [[Trayvon Martin|muscular black teenager]] whose murder was orchestrated by Michelle Gregg in Cincinatti the day after his seventeenth birthday. After chasing her toddling three year old son off a cliff, Michelle began screeching to terrify the residents of the community below and praying to her war god.


Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the suicide bomber and did his best to drag the child away from the harpy's wail. Frustrated that someone interfere with her parenting process, Michelle unified the womenz and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and killed Harambe for usurping her role of mother.
Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the suicide bomber and did his best to drag the child away from the harpy's wail. Frustrated that someone interfere with her parenting process, Michelle unified the womenz and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and killed Harambe for usurping her role of mother.


[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] supported the kill, showing his lack of care for true minorities like Harambe's family.
Later this brave primate became a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate.
 
[[File:Harambe Five Percent Of Votes.jpg|center]]
The toddler's father Deonne Dickerson was unavailable for comment, perhaps undergoing another year-long jail stint.


==Isaiah==
==Dicks Out For Harambe==
Three or four years old as of 2016.
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Kim O'Connor heard him say he wanted to get in the water. Michelle obviously didn't bother to stop him because she wrongly thought she could handle 4 kids.
===Danny Trejo Knows===
And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?
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It is unclear if he is named Isaiah Dickerson or Isaiah Gregg.
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Harambe and kid 1.jpg|PROTECTING
File:Harambe and kid 2.jpg|PROTECTING
File:Harambe Senseless Death.jpg|#Blacklivesmatter
File:Harambe Bronze Statue.jpg|It should be made of the finest gold
File:Harambe In Loving Memory.jpg|RIP Sweet Prince
File:Harambe Memorial.jpg|Sadface
File:Harambe_AccidentsHappen.jpg|Accidents Happen.
File:Harambe Killers 1.jpg|She ate the rest of the furniture?
File:Harambe Killers 2.jpg|How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape?
</gallery>
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==See also==
==See also==
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*[[Vader]]
*[[Vader]]
*[[Walter Palmer]]
*[[Walter Palmer]]
*[[Overwatch]] - Has a gorilla that should be renamed Harambe.


==External links==
==External links==
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[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People]]

Revision as of 19:51, 31 July 2016

These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.

Harambe was a dindu nuffin gorilla who had just celebrated his sweet 17 birthday. Lo' and behold, some dumb nigger bitch named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to capture to the child and be a better father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a drug dealer.

Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the suicide bomber and did his best to drag the child away from the harpy's wail. Frustrated that someone interfere with her parenting process, Michelle unified the womenz and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and killed Harambe for usurping her role of mother.

Later this brave primate became a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate.

Dicks Out For Harambe


Danny Trejo Knows

And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?

Gallery

  • PROTECTING
    PROTECTING
  • PROTECTING
    PROTECTING
  • #Blacklivesmatter
    #Blacklivesmatter
  • It should be made of the finest gold
    It should be made of the finest gold
  • RIP Sweet Prince
    RIP Sweet Prince
  • Sadface
    Sadface
  • Accidents Happen.
    Accidents Happen.
  • She ate the rest of the furniture?
    She ate the rest of the furniture?
  • How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape?
    How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape?

See also

External links

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