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==External links==
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*[http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/technology/science/animal-behaviour-expert-says-silverback-gorilla-harambe-was-not-trying-to-harm-defenceless-child/news-story/94d83332fbb86df234989f66ae621d67 Daily Telegraph with POWER WORD]
*[http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/technology/science/animal-behaviour-expert-says-silverback-gorilla-harambe-was-not-trying-to-harm-defenceless-child/news-story/94d83332fbb86df234989f66ae621d67 Daily Telegraph with POWER WORD]
*[https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-make-harambe-a-pok%C3%A9mon Petition to make him a Pokemon]


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Revision as of 10:55, 17 August 2016

These thugs were instrumental in the plot to execute Harambe. Black on black crime is real.

Harambe was a dindu nuffin gorilla who had just celebrated his sweet 17 birthday. Lo' and behold, some dumb nigger bitch named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to capture to the child and be a better father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a drug dealer.

Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the suicide bomber and did his best to drag the child away from the harpy's wail. Frustrated that someone interfere with her parenting process, Michelle unified the womenz and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and killed Harambe for usurping her role of mother.

Later this brave primate became a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate.

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And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?

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