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Harambe: Difference between revisions
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*[http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/technology/science/animal-behaviour-expert-says-silverback-gorilla-harambe-was-not-trying-to-harm-defenceless-child/news-story/94d83332fbb86df234989f66ae621d67 Daily Telegraph with POWER WORD] | *[http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/technology/science/animal-behaviour-expert-says-silverback-gorilla-harambe-was-not-trying-to-harm-defenceless-child/news-story/94d83332fbb86df234989f66ae621d67 Daily Telegraph with POWER WORD] | ||
*[https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-make-harambe-a-pok%C3%A9mon Petition to make him a Pokemon] | *[https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-make-harambe-a-pok%C3%A9mon Petition to make him a Pokemon] | ||
*[http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62167/? Fallout: New Vegas mod with Harambe] | *[http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62167/? Fallout: New Vegas mod changes Raul's battle cry with original voice actor Danny Trejo saying "Dicks out for Harambe"] | ||
*[http://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/5158/? Close enough mod for The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion] | *[http://www.nexusmods.com/oblivion/mods/5158/? Close enough mod for The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion] | ||
Revision as of 14:10, 29 August 2016
Harambe was a dindu nuffin gorilla who had just celebrated his 17th birthday. Lo and behold, some dumb nigger bitch named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to embrace the child and be a better father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a drug dealing degenerate darkie. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the harpy and her wailing, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the Womyn and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they became her personal army and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.
Later, this brave primate was martyred by becaming a meme, and even a potential presidential candidate.
| Clinton/Trump/Harambe | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Base | Clinton/Trump H2H | |||
| Hillary Clinton | Donald Trump | Unsure | ||
| Hillary Clinton | 48% | 94% | 1% | 2% |
| Donald Trump | 43% | 1% | 95% | 3% |
| Harambe | 5% | 3% | 2% | 47% |
| Unsure | 4% | 2% | 2% | 49% |
Dicks out for Harambe
Danny Trejo knows
And who the fuck are you to disagree with Mr. Trejo?
Gallery
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PROTECTING -
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#Blacklivesmatter -
It should be made of the finest gold -
RIP Sweet Prince
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Sadface -
Accidents Happen. -
She ate the rest of the furniture? -
How can you look more like an ape than an actual ape? -
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Coming to a theater near you!
See also
- Chimpout
- Leslie Jones
- Nigger
- Overwatch - Has a gorilla that should be renamed Harambe.
- Tatiana the Tiger
- Vader
- Walter Palmer
External links
- Daily Telegraph with POWER WORD
- Petition to make him a Pokemon
- Fallout: New Vegas mod changes Raul's battle cry with original voice actor Danny Trejo saying "Dicks out for Harambe"
- Close enough mod for The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
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Harambe is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article August 26 & 27, 2016 | ||
| Preceded by Cannibal Holocaust |
Harambe | Succeeded by Rogue |