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Revision as of 15:26, 18 December 2016
When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the cancerous spawns of the internet which have made them develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth, the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.
What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes to the form of a shitty app on your phone (which you probably don't even deserve, you spoiled asshat) called Musical.ly. Musical.ly was an app created by azns known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to atrocious songs they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".
Why do people make Musical.ly videos?
The reasons as to this vapid insanity can seem rather complex. But, if you took the time out of your life to use the germ-sized brain you have, you would realize that it is actually more simple than you thought. Musers have no talent on their own, so they use other people's songs and dance to it with their shaky and pathetic movements to disguise that blatant fact.
If Musers have no talent, then why do they get internet famous?
Since musers can't sing worth shit, people like you tend to get confused as to their sudden popularity. The answer is because there are SO MANY PEOPLE out there with just as much singing skill that they have the nerve to get jealous at their H0T S3XY D4NC35!!!!omg! Barf bags are 99.9% off.
Notable Musers
Baby Ariel: The girl with the inflated breasts.
Jacob Sartorius: Baby Ariel's hawt loli husbando. Also has a JewTube and Vine.
Casey Simpson: He actually uses his real voice. However, it is so annoying and grating that one would wish he actually did the lip-syncing shtick like everyone else on the site.
Bart Baker: Wait, he sings for a living, why is he here?
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