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'''Cash master''' refers to a cringy escort service on the internet that consists of young men showing their feet to other men and demanding payment for it. Those who decide to work this "job" are mainly closeted jocks who are too lazy to find a real job and teenagers funding their drug habits. Ironically, these young men refer to themselves as "straight, alpha males" while intentionally advertising their fetish to submissive homosexuals and knowingly getting them off in the process. | |||
A cash master is therefore a gay escort, and think of how great this job title would look on any resume or tax return. | A cash master is therefore a gay escort, and think of how great this job title would look on any resume or tax return. | ||
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We've all wound up on the dark side of YouTube before... One minute you're watching an anime [[Donald Trump]] video, and the next thing you know, you're watching some dude take his shoes off and wiggle his toes around on a cheap webcam. For some reason, the latter video has almost as many (if not more) views and likes than the former, along with a fuck-ton of supportive, creepy comments on it. The uploader also has a [[PayPal]] account linked in the description, and asks, or demands, rather, that viewers send money to it immediately. | |||
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Congratulations, you've just stumbled upon a cash master. The lame name says it all: Master, of course, references [[BDSM]], where the "master" seeks out sissy slaves to service his feet on the internet. Some of these videos will include edgy verbal insults as well, ironically calling the viewer a faggot, a slave, or a foot bitch etc, all while knowingly arousing a gay man to the point of ejaculation just so they can pay their rent without actually working. For some reason, YouTube allows channels like this to exist, despite stating in its terms of service that sexual fetish/humiliation videos are a no-no. | |||
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Revision as of 00:50, 6 January 2017
Cash master refers to a cringy escort service on the internet that consists of young men showing their feet to other men and demanding payment for it. Those who decide to work this "job" are mainly closeted jocks who are too lazy to find a real job and teenagers funding their drug habits. Ironically, these young men refer to themselves as "straight, alpha males" while intentionally advertising their fetish to submissive homosexuals and knowingly getting them off in the process.
A cash master is therefore a gay escort, and think of how great this job title would look on any resume or tax return.
No Content = PROFIT
We've all wound up on the dark side of YouTube before... One minute you're watching an anime Donald Trump video, and the next thing you know, you're watching some dude take his shoes off and wiggle his toes around on a cheap webcam. For some reason, the latter video has almost as many (if not more) views and likes than the former, along with a fuck-ton of supportive, creepy comments on it. The uploader also has a PayPal account linked in the description, and asks, or demands, rather, that viewers send money to it immediately.
Congratulations, you've just stumbled upon a cash master. The lame name says it all: Master, of course, references BDSM, where the "master" seeks out sissy slaves to service his feet on the internet. Some of these videos will include edgy verbal insults as well, ironically calling the viewer a faggot, a slave, or a foot bitch etc, all while knowingly arousing a gay man to the point of ejaculation just so they can pay their rent without actually working. For some reason, YouTube allows channels like this to exist, despite stating in its terms of service that sexual fetish/humiliation videos are a no-no.
Cash Rape
Cash masters also have something they call "cash rape" sessions, where they wave their feet around live on Skype for gay men to jerk off to. After receiving payment, they'll place their feet up on a table with their ankles crossed, wave their middle fingers around, smoke cigarettes, and call the viewer derogatory names until the viewer lets them know that they successfully blew a load all over their keyboard. The cash master tries to be tough and proud despite knowing that they basically just gave another dude a virtual footjob, then moves on to the next man.
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