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They took to Twitter and YouTube to beg everyone to help get them their fiverr account back because this is apparently what they do for a living or something. | They took to Twitter and YouTube to beg everyone to help get them their fiverr account back because this is apparently what they do for a living or something. | ||
== | ==Must-haves== | ||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/kevininfat/created-15-memes-for-you?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=2&ref_ctx_id=926f0d16-d749-489b-b748-ad2670b745b3&funnel=14e991a9-c2dd-40ac-b8a2-6d8ebf94bd73 You can get 20 custom-made memes in 4 days] | |||
** [https://www.fiverr.com/viv_rocks/create-200-memes-for-your-instagram-account-in-24-hours?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=1&ref_ctx_id=026d3dbe-9adb-40a9-8de9-22548c953081&funnel=14e991a9-c2dd-40ac-b8a2-6d8ebf94bd73 Or 200 in 24 hours] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/mikeimburgia/hilariously-sing-happy-birthday-with-my-farting-hands?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=2&ref_ctx_id=54c54a0e-2599-4a92-8b56-a6b9cc753072&funnel=543aa6d9-ac33-4c00-a1c0-6eea5426d686 Personal "Happy Birthday To You" music videos, made with hand-farts] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/eloiseycheesy/write-anything-you-like-on-my-feet?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=6&ref_ctx_id=5df491bd-568c-45dc-930a-e6fa3f641017&funnel=317965d7-684b-458a-8660-1a451d438029 I will write your message on my feet] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/savusavu978/give-you-more-than-250-pictures-of-ufos-caught-since-1890?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=4&ref_ctx_id=92e18881-a696-4722-bcb9-8522035e7de5&funnel=50412eb9-af11-416f-b8de-8e6b2c4332b8 200 photos of "flying saucers"] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/dinhkrisy/draw-you-a-cute-round-animal?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=21&ref_ctx_id=441106f6-2eda-4b79-9195-296de816d220&funnel=97cc66d2-fe77-4122-a4ff-9070a7c01364 Fat cartoon animals, drawn to your specifications] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/zeethekid/make-my-little-brother-do-whatever-you-want?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=15&ref_ctx_id=a9eaec5d-8b98-42c1-b96b-b088eebfd686&funnel=cfe1c5cd-06af-4a8a-9566-4142d7b0c496 "I will make my 10-year-old brother do anything you want"] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/voicegirl2016/perform-vo-impressions-of-my-little-pony-characters?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=4&ref_ctx_id=a9eaec5d-8b98-42c1-b96b-b088eebfd686&funnel=cfe1c5cd-06af-4a8a-9566-4142d7b0c496 MLP voice impersonations, performed from your personal script] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/drugmoney/call-your-office-with-an-excuse-to-get-you-out-of-work?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=2&ref_ctx_id=832e652f-25f6-40fa-822f-b8477c03de79&funnel=f579b8f1-5138-465e-95c5-72bcb2b48299 "I will phone your boss and lie about why you aren't coming in today."] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/vicraph/professionally-edit-your-lost-receipt?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=2&ref_ctx_id=8b44a092-8b7d-4680-bf7c-4a92b8fb54a3&funnel=653513d6-fb5f-40e0-afdb-ba9704b7f4dd "I will forge receipts for you to commit retail or corporate expenses fraud"] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/mental_master/telepathically-influence-minds-and-implant-thoughts?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=5&ref_ctx_id=4810a861-5eb8-496c-83fc-9ff5aa178e04&funnel=3592a29f-d8fd-4889-96b4-eaf92a74f63f "I will telepathically implant thoughts into the mind of your chosen target"] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/jjspice/write-your-name-in-harry-potter-font?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=26&ref_ctx_id=75c62a01-c9a0-4d8e-9f84-4b1848cfaa14&funnel=46679556-af35-4bc8-8c0b-934574ebdd73 Personalized PC wallpaper with your name in the "Harry Potter" movie font] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/spartanrace92/cast-the-powerful-curse-of-the-seven-black-jinns?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=8&ref_ctx_id=c694f1ef-1aba-421b-a921-8d12f245035d&funnel=6ca8c628-5763-4cfb-b90a-4732a0a2af71 "I will perform the powerful curse of the 7 black genies on your enemies and opponents"] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/shailyhakimian/let-you-ask-a-jewish-person?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=5&ref_ctx_id=7d12e89f-73a7-49aa-9dfd-31e4ac8dd770&funnel=afebeb0e-1ab4-42ae-9282-eed42a7a742b AMA, by a fat Jewess.] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/goodjobgod/record-your-message-with-reverse-speech-like-the-dwarf-from-twin-peaks?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=1&ref_ctx_id=1c5fb8a2-cb9c-4435-984e-384f209ddca8&funnel=d3d3d7c2-47d3-4cac-bb52-7ca18dedf9bf Your chosen words, spoken reverse-style like the dancing dwarf from ''Twin Peaks''] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/antomodel/pie-myself-in-face?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=3&ref_ctx_id=ff690822-274b-43fc-8cb7-40c9f24a1585&funnel=43cd79aa-15ef-48f8-bae8-d8d58f06f086 Niche "custard pie" fetish videos, made to order] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/asfalioth/send-a-picture-of-me-mooning-the-camera-with-words-written-on-the-moon?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=27&ref_ctx_id=6a322a87-0889-4aa8-8b79-ec56dfb96589&funnel=b43924c6-36ee-44e0-91e1-ba6de25c7706 My arse, your message] | |||
* [https://www.fiverr.com/arsenijadskij/add-psychedelic-putin-in-your-video?context_referrer=search_gigs&context_type=auto&pckg_id=1&pos=2&ref_ctx_id=187423ad-3bbd-4d1a-8781-6a03f8a8b7c8&funnel=a129810e-c0e3-4af6-a009-6bce4b347d2a Psychedelic Vladimir Putins added to your YouTube vids] | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Slavery]] | *[[Slavery]] |
Revision as of 20:03, 15 September 2018
fiver™ is a website where poor people can offer services for $5. When logos and webpage designs weren't enough, they expanded to offer paid services for everything, from having a guy dressed like Jesus read a heavenly message, to paying a girl $5 to play Hearthstone with you. No, seriously.
Fiverrgate
Fiverr made the internet news when YouTube whore PewDiePie successfully paid two jungle people from India to write "DEATH TO ALL JEWS" on a sign and featured the clip in one of his YouTube videos. The e-news went into a shitstorm, and snowflakes everywhere declared the joke as being too far.
After their account was deleted, the Indian duo, ironically going by the name "funnyguys," claimed they had no idea what the words on the sign they had made meant, and that "Jews" wasn't a word they even understood because English was a second language to them.
They took to Twitter and YouTube to beg everyone to help get them their fiverr account back because this is apparently what they do for a living or something.
Must-haves
- You can get 20 custom-made memes in 4 days
- Personal "Happy Birthday To You" music videos, made with hand-farts
- I will write your message on my feet
- 200 photos of "flying saucers"
- Fat cartoon animals, drawn to your specifications
- "I will make my 10-year-old brother do anything you want"
- MLP voice impersonations, performed from your personal script
- "I will phone your boss and lie about why you aren't coming in today."
- "I will forge receipts for you to commit retail or corporate expenses fraud"
- "I will telepathically implant thoughts into the mind of your chosen target"
- Personalized PC wallpaper with your name in the "Harry Potter" movie font
- "I will perform the powerful curse of the 7 black genies on your enemies and opponents"
- AMA, by a fat Jewess.
- Your chosen words, spoken reverse-style like the dancing dwarf from Twin Peaks
- Niche "custard pie" fetish videos, made to order
- My arse, your message
- Psychedelic Vladimir Putins added to your YouTube vids
See also
Gallery
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Not even if it was free
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"lolipop" "sexy" "sex" "sweet girl" "teen"
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Typical ads
External Links
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