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{{ib|[[File:Cartoonjunkie with markimoo.png|225px]]}}
Carmen I love you dearly
{{ibhead|<big>'''Cartoon Junkie'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Given Name(s)''' Septiplier Leader/Hater, Twitter SJW |Possibly [[powerword|Drama-Whore]]?}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''|Possibly [[1990s|1996]]?}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Uncertain; possibly [[Hell]]?}}
{{ibrow|'''deviantART'''|{{dauser|cartoonjunkie}} (active)}}
{{ibrow|'''Twitter'''|{{twitter|cartoonjunkie1}} (active)}}
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How Can you love me when you can't even do anything right


Something Broke You In That Group Home Tourqe


[[Meaningless noise|Cartoonjunkie]] is a cucky artist on [[DeviantArt]] who used to be a huge [[whiteknight]] for JewTubers [[Markiplier]]{{verified}} and [[JackSepticeye]]{{verified}}. She's also the "[[Original Content|original]]" creator/leader of the worldwide fanship '''[[Gay|Septiplier]]''' due to her art getting popular on the [[shit]]ty website. Ever since then she has become widely known by tartlets as "the [[mother]] of Septiplier" and has been protecting the ship ever since just to please her two gayly men, until today that is.
I tried to fix it but your the only one that can fix it rid everything from your other side


Ok I will


== Daniel Kyre's [[Suicide]] ==


{{quote|He's dead he's dead who the fuck cares that he's dead stop talking about that asshole.|CartoonJunkie reacting to his death on one of her Jewtube videos.}}


[[File:Daniel post.PNG|thumb|right|The fam's and friend's post on his facebook page]]
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Let's start with how her name suddenly became a fucking asshole shall we? On September 18th, [[2015]] Markiplier's [[dumbass]] friend named Daniel Kyre (AKA Dan Cyndago) apparently [[An hero|committed suicide]] because of how much of his fantards screamed at him to make more shitty content. After the announcement on his FaceBook on September 19th made by his family and friends, fans began crying their eyes out, grieving his passing in hopes of him going to a better place with [[Harambe]]. Even Markimoo ended up crying like a lil' bitch about it.


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When good ol' CJ heard about this "terrible" news, she just [[LOL|laughed]] at how he killed himself for attention, saying that it was his own fault that he decided to take his own life for no good reason. She even called Daniel a selfish [[asshole]] to one [[tartlet]] on [[Twitter]] (And used Markiplier's name with her comment, assuming that he's agreeing with her) in which the Markiplier community reacted in butthurt about it. She soon later tried to fight the fangirls back and supposedly "resolved" the remark with a pity apology, but ever since then tartlets will never forget what she said and always use that against her everytime she makes Markiplier fanart. Markiplier had no comment on that however, since he was still [[BAWWWW|mourning]] his loss at the time of the tweet.


[[File:Daniel cartoon junkie.PNG|thumb|500px|center|"-asshole to kill himself right after the giveaway XD"]]
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File:Junkie butthurt 2.PNG| Tartlets are triggered.
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== Septiplier Drama ==
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[[File:Septiplier Ship.png|thumb|right|All Aboard the Septiplier ship!]]
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Like all shippings, there has to be some type of war drama between two people correct? Well, there is in this fucking Titanic. On a [[Tumblr|Dumblr]] post that Jacksepticeye has posted a while back, he stated that Septiplier was never a real thing and that it's for the  lulz and laughter. However, he specifically states that on behalf on Mark, that they do not like to see smut or porn of them fucking each other in the ass, because it greatly upsets them considering that they both have bitches and lovelives of their own.
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And what does CJ do regarding of this post? She still draws porn of em for her obsession over the ship, even when tartlets were warning her that karma will bite her in the ass someday.
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[[File:Junkie killing jack.PNG|thumb|right|Junkie killing Markimoo for showing him constant Septiplier smut.]]
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== Twitter Drama ==
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[[File:Septiplier replacement.png|thumb|right|2 Random-ass Ocs CJ created in replacement of Mark and Jack]]
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[[File:Junkcree.png|thumb|left|Atleast her name now makes sense.]]
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[[File:Depressed Junkie.png|thumb|right|It's only a matter of time before she becomes like Daniel, only she fakes it.]]
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Along with her constant obsession over Septiplier, and the fact that many tartlets have told her to stop drawing smut of the ship, CJ flipped her shit when BOTH Markimoo and Jackspedicey unfollowed her on Twitter and Instagram. She suddenly became so BUTTHURT by this that she tries to start shit with Mark on Twitter about his recent Charity stream, calling him a no good selfish faker for not donating enough money for the charity himself. Then she declared that she will no longer draw Septiplier because of her crippling depression and instead became an Overwatch retard trying to start another ship between the characters Junkrat and McCree. (Aka Junkcree) Her "fans" reacted immediately, baWWWing at the fact that she's drama-whoring and attention whoring altogether in her recent tweets. CJ went from being a unlovable fatass to a soon to be gay troll trying her best to lower her following as much as possible. (She used to have over 13k followers on Twitter but it went down to 11.6k within 2 weeks of her bullshit.)
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== CJ Reacts to ED ==
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[[File:Junkiedumbass.PNG|thumb|500px|center|Thank you for the shoutout dumbass!]]
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== CJ's Private Stream Video (Retarded) ==
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== CartoonJunkie Rants ==
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== Did You Know? ==
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[[File:Wild kratts style.png|thumb|right| She's really going low on this one.]]
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==Narcissm centre==
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*{{twitter|cartoonjunkie1}} Her twitter for the lulz
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*{{ytuser|cartoonjunkie1}} For more lulz and gameplay
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*[https://www.instagram.com/cartoonjunkie/ CJ's Instagram]
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== See Also ==
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*[[JackSepticeye]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Butthurt]]
 
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Revision as of 00:24, 5 April 2017

Carmen I love you dearly

How Can you love me when you can't even do anything right

Something Broke You In That Group Home Tourqe

I tried to fix it but your the only one that can fix it rid everything from your other side

Ok I will


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