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| {{Spoiler|You will [[dying alone|die, broken and unloved]], in an apartment littered with [[Pocky]] wrappers, [[fat|pizza boxes]], fat porn and cheap anime figurines who will witness your last desperate moments with unseeing plastic eyes!!!1}}
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| [[image:needfriends.jpg|thumb|180px|right|If you feel lonely, go out and [[Chris-chan|express yourself]]!]]
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| '''Loneliness''' is [[angst]] caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially [[retarded]], they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of [[furries]], [[Scientologists]], [[gay]]s, etcetera. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected [[comic]] books, have since found the [[Internets]], and are now busy writing clumsy [[slash]] for their [[fursona]]s on [[LiveJournal]].
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| Loneliness is also the root of a wide variety of other societal ills, from [[cutting]] to ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' to [[cybersex]]. The only known cure to loneliness is to take a shower, meet some people who do not wear t-shirts with [[catgirl]]s on them, as well as to stop being such a [[boring]], self-absorbed [[loser]].
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| If your pick-up skills with the [[16 year old girl|ladies]] are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from [[Chismah|True Forced Loneliness]].
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| == Philosophy ==
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| [[File:4chan - banner - can you imagine a world without friends.gif|thumb|Can you imagine a world without friends?]]
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| [[You]] are just one boring consciousness; it is only upon relation with other consciousnesses that things get interesting (remember, [[a cat is fine too]]). [[drama|Larger groupisms include: religion, politics, genders, races, cultures, subcultures; smaller groupism include: love, sex, pornography, family, and friends]]. What worth-while story has only one character?
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| {{quote|The third part of [[Hegel]]’s system is the Philosophy of Spirit. The word ‘Spirit’ (Geist in German) is used by Hegel in a very specific sense which is at the core of his philosophy. Spirit, for Hegel, always involves relation. An isolated individual might be a consciousness, but only in relating with others can the level of Spirit (higher than that of mere consciousness) be reached. This is the level which includes all the phenomena of art, religion, and society.
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| |[http://bookofthrees.com/hegel-and-the-trinity/ Peter Benson (2003). ''Philosophy Now'': issues #42]}}
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| ==Gallery==
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| File:Meat and Vaseline.jpg
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| Image:Otaku_dinner.jpg|[[Mai Waifu|No more awkward dinner conversations! yay!]]
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| File:lonelypillow.jpg|The Ronery Pirrow...
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| File:Japan Arm Pillow.jpg|...and its female counterpart.
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| File:Fluttershy Body Pillow 413chan.jpg|And a special edition version for [[Bronies|My Little Pony fans]].
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| File:Eww.jpg|For those who are really [[sick|desperate]].
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| File:Cummingonfigurine.gif|What lonely people do every night.
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| File:Your_Facebook.jpg
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| File:Maiwtfu.jpg
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| File:Pleasure_Fish.jpg|What lonely people do.
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| File:Cardboard date.jpg
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| File:Loserwall.jpg|A [[Sankaku Complex|Sankaku Channel]] user braging about his loneliness
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| ==Symptoms of Loneliness==
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| [[Image:Nobodyatmyparty.jpg|thumb|Typical lonely person's birthday party.]]
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| * Owning an [[anime]] DVD
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| * Buying wishlist items for [[camwhore]]s
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| * Being a [[camwhore]]
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| * Collecting [[plastic crap]]
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| * Excessive [[fat]]ness
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| * Excessive [[fap]]ping
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| * Using [[Fake Your Space]]
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| * Being an [[attention whore]]
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| * Using [[4chan|the internet]] to fill the void that is your social/love life
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| * Having a [[Mai Waifu|waifu]].
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| * Playing [[Second Life]] because your first one sucked.
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| ==People who are Lonely==
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| * [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Pretty much anyone who writes on, or is written about on this website]]
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| ==People who are ''Especially'' Lonely==
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| * [[Emo|Emo people]]
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| * [[Furries]]
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| * [[Bronies]]
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| * [[Prince Jeremy]]
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| * [[Atimon]]
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| * [[Zoklet|Zoklet users]]
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| * [[Chris-chan]]
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| * [[Aspie]]s
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| * [[lonelygirl15|16-year-old girls]]
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| * The population of [[Second Life]]
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| * [[Leave me alone|People who are left alone]].
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| * [[Nadine Schweigert]] - [[Dying Alone|She married herself]].
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| * [[Love Shy|Love shys]]
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| * [[B|/b/]]
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| * [[V/|/v/]]
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| * [[4chan]] in general.
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| * [[Weeaboos]]
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| * [[Sankaku Complex]] users
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| * [[homosexuality|fags]]
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| * [[You]]
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Forever Alone]]
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| * [[Dying alone]]
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| * [[Socializing]]
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| == External links ==
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| * [http://table-for-1.tumblr.com/ Table for One]
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| [[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
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