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| [[File:Fire_Window_Fall.gif|180px|thumb|right|Using the word makes you end up dying like this]]
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| '''Kawaii''' (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by [[weeaboos]] that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, infuriating anyone who hears them. Terms such as these are why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your [[penis]]/[[tits]] shrink.
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| ==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]==
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| * Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
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| * Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them. Better yet, make your [[Geocities|own]] fansite!
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| * Learn to [[Leet|talk]] [[Emoticon|kawaii]]
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| * Kawaii-ify [[Basement-dweller|yourself]] [[IRL]]. You can either go for the classic [[fag|cute]] look or the [[lolicon|innocent little 9 year old girl]] look.
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| * Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, [[KawaiiKittee88]] or [http://maskedsugargirl.deviantart.com/ maskedsugargirl] or [http://Xxbuffy-bunnyxX.deviantart.com Xxbuffy-bunnyxX]. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of [[faggotry|cuteness]] into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE [[INTERNETS]].
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| *START DRAWING SOME [[Chibi|CHIBIES]] DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the [[Tartlets|cool kids]] do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.
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| Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to [[Canada|super-hell]].
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|OMG KAWAII!!!1!!11|kawaiigallery01|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Elephant.gif|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|''LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! POKING COLONEL TITTIES' JUGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!'']]
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| Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii
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| File:Humping bear mascot.gif|[[Pedobear|Rēpu rēpu taimu]]! ^.^
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| File:Taking_good_care_of_a_penis.jpg|[[Blowjob|BJ Lessons]] kawaii style
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| File:Hello-Kitty-tipped-bullets.jpg|[[Hello Kitty]] promoting [[School Shooting|special times at school]]!
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:DeathAndKittens.jpg|They went and made [[Death]] cute. God help us all.
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| File:Pony_AIDS.jpg|[[Brony|The kawaii way to die!]]
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| File:Weaboos anime.jpg|[[Weaboo]]s: Addicted to the Kawaii.
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| Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero|brotha with blue eyes]]? KAFUCKINGWAII, NIG!
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| Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]
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| File:HelloCthulhu.jpg|[[Cthulhu|Snuggable Elder Gods]]
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| File:Kawaii obama desu.jpg|[[Black Jesus|Obama]] and [[White|Romney]] after the 2012 debate.
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| File:RomneyQQ.jpg|When Romney lost. Someone needs hugs!
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| Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too!
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| File:Osamakawaii.gif
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| File:-large--AnimePaper-wallpapers Nurse-Witch-Komugi PrinJess THISRES 50824.jpg|Now with [[Fanservice]]!
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| Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice
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| File:Sailorwing.jpg|So [[gay|Kawaii!!1!1]]
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| File:Kittyaww.jpg| ^.^ Incarnate
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| File:Pimplesqueeze.jpg|Kawaii skin Care Tip!
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| File:Cuteness.gif|[[I came|*Groooooowl*]]
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| File:Cute.gif|[[Loli]] is a significant source of kawaii.
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| File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]]
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| Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|The state of Kawaii
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| File:Nigga-thats-kawaii.jpg
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| File:Gelatin.gif
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| File:Kawaii river.png|2kawaii4u
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| File:Cookie and Doughnut.PNG
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| File:Hello Kitty Weaboo Kawaii.jpg|[[kittens|Hello Kitty encouraging this crap]]
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| File:Penis face.jpg
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| File:Food - Tic Tac Faces.jpg
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| </gallery>}}
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| |style= "text-align:center; width: 25%;"|[[File:1111321773609 kawaii catgirl cheering.gif|50px]][[File:1111321773609 kawaii catgirl cheering.gif|50px]][[File:1111321773609 kawaii catgirl cheering.gif|50px]][[File:1111321773609 kawaii catgirl cheering.gif|50px]][[File:1111321773609 kawaii catgirl cheering.gif|50px]]
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| '''KAWAII GIFS
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| |style= "text-align:center;"|'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-Kawaii1 showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">Click to collapse</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">Click to expand</span></span>]</span>'''
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| <div id="mw-customcollapsible-Kawaii1" class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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| </div>
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| </center>
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| ==Videos==
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| <center>
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| {{videoframe|kawaiivids|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>VzGsFKOF1-k</youtube>'''roundeye to AZN eye'''
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| |<youtube>UJs6OVKVBDg</youtube>'''KAWAIIIII'''
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| |<youtube>GiC8BEZk4GA</youtube>'''KAWAIIIIIII'''
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| |<youtube>DqBde_1S1B4</youtube>'''SUGOIIIIII'''
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| |<youtube>siX4lFHezmM</youtube>'''A tribute to [[Pixyteri|Pixyteri's Kawaiiness]]'''}}
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| |<youtube>pVX15k9MfdA</youtube>'''SUGOIIIIIIIII'''
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| |<youtube>kjTEwn8YDvA</youtube>'''Alice in Wonderland visits a village of dolls.'''}}
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| ==Things [[gay|Kawaii]]==
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| [[image:Shitting Rainbows - 14.png|180px|right]]
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| [[File:Chthulu-terrifying.jpg|180px|right]]
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| *[[Anime]]
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| *[[Bishounen|Bishounens]]
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| *[[Bridget]]
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| *[[Caramelldansen]]
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| *[[Cats]]
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| *[[Chibi|Chibis]]
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| *[[Cosplay]]
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| *[[Critter|Critters]]
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| *[[Cute Shit]]
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| *[[DevianTART]]
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| *[[Desu]]
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| *[[Gaia Online]]
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| *[[Hamtaro]]
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| *[[Hello Kitty]]
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| *[[Hetalia]]
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| *[[Lolicon]]
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| *[[Lucky Star]]
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| *[[Neopets]]
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| *[[Pikachu]]
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| *[[Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls]]
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| *[[Shotacon]]
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| {{Anime}}
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Bacteria: Bacteria! We begin with only one!
