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'''Abbey Road''', released 26 September 1969 is the 11th album released by the [[Beatles]].  It is the last album that all the Beatles participated on before they all got sick and tired of John Lennon's villanous, Japanese, greedy souled, backstabbing  [[Waifu]] [[Whore|Yoko Ono]] trying to run the show and broke up just after their final album '''Let It Be''' released.  The album is mostly known for the George Harrison megahit '''Something'''  and the [[Stoner Guru|Timothy Leary]] inspired song '''Come Together''' by John Lennon that is probably better known by most as a cover from '''Aerosmith'''.<br>
'''Abbey Road''', released 26 September 1969 is the 11th album released by the [[Beatles]].  It is the last album that all the Beatles participated on before they all got sick and tired of John Lennon's villanous, Japanese, greedy souled, backstabbing  [[Waifu]] [[Whore|Yoko Ono]] trying to run the show and broke up just after their final album '''Let It Be''' released.  The album is mostly known for the George Harrison megahit '''Something'''  and the [[Stoner Guru|Timothy Leary]] inspired song '''Come Together''' by John Lennon that is probably better known by most as a cover from '''Aerosmith'''.<br>
Musically it is well received but it is best known for starting the pre-internet meme of people visiting England and recreating the iconic album cover to send home to friends and family as a postcard when the pictures were developed.  More recently it is known for all  the [[butthurt]] [[Gay|One Direction]] started with [[Beatles]] fans when they copied the classic album cover in 2010 and claimed that they were [http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/harry-styles-claims-one-direction-are-even-bigger-than-the-beatles-9118695.html ''"More Popular Than The Beatles"''.]<br>
Musically it is well received but it is best known for starting the pre-internet meme of people visiting England and recreating the iconic album cover to send home to friends and family as a postcard when the pictures were developed.  More recently it is known for all  the [[butthurt]] [[Gay|One Direction]] started with [[Beatles]] fans when they copied the classic album cover in 2015 and claimed that they were [http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/harry-styles-claims-one-direction-are-even-bigger-than-the-beatles-9118695.html ''"More Popular Than The Beatles"''.]<br>
Get it.  In a March 1966 interview with '''The London Evening Standard''' John Lennon claimed ''"The Beatles Were More Popular Than Jesus"'' so by saying '''One Direction''' is more popular than the [[Beatles]] you are saying they are ultimately more popular than [[Religion|Jesus]].  Such clever word play.
Get it.  In a March 1966 interview with '''The London Evening Standard''' John Lennon claimed ''"The Beatles Were More Popular Than Jesus"'' so by saying '''One Direction''' is more popular than the [[Beatles]] you are saying they are ultimately more popular than [[Religion|Jesus]].  Such clever word play.


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Unfortunately, like everything that starts off as a clever tribute or homage, it has it's copy cats and has become an [[unfunny]], [[Forced Meme]] getting done and done again by every [[virgin|14-year-old-boy]] who saw the [[Kiss]] version of this meme on a shirt at [[Hot Topic]]. <br>
Unfortunately, like everything that starts off as a clever tribute or homage, it has it's copy cats and has become an [[unfunny]], [[Forced Meme]] getting done and done again by every [[virgin|14-year-old-boy]] who saw the [[Kiss]] version of this meme on a shirt at [[Hot Topic]]. <br>
Since 9AM [[Last Thursday]], the Abbey Road [[Meme]] was declared officially [[dead]] because it is only now being done by [[newfags|newfag]] [[drugs|ritalin]] kids that believe the road to funny is to keep repeating something that was slightly cool when it started back with their grandparents and a 35mm camera.<br>
Since 9AM [[Last Thursday]], the Abbey Road [[Meme]] was declared officially [[dead]] because it is only now being done by [[newfags|newfag]] [[drugs|ritalin]] kids that believe the road to funny is to keep repeating something that was slightly cool when it started back with their grandparents and a 35mm camera.<br>
== The Butthurt One Direction Caused ==
[[File:Onedirection-beatles.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The One Direction Abbey Road Take]]
One of the problems Old Fucks have with '''One Direction''' is that they are a boy-band like the '''Monkeys''' that is extensively test marked and packaged for public consumption based on the original [[Beatles]] model.  They're not a group.  They are faces and voices hired to sing songs written by other people, they play no instruments and are basicly doing the same brand of music that they Beatles made famous and are bringing nothing new to the table.  In other words, they are picked by music executives to be a modern spin on the Beatles.<br>
For most of their career, no one that wasn't female or over the age of 15 knew who the hell [[Gay|One Direction]] was.  Not until 2015 when One Direction member Harry Styles bragged that they were [[Bigger Than The Beatles]] when they broke a Beatles record for most songs to debut at the top 10 on the Hot 100 chart.  More recently, on 30 October 2017, they tied the Beatles with 3 of their members having #1 solo albums.<br>
No one really paid any notice to Harry Styles bragging except old fucks who really did nothing in the 60s and demanded an apology from Styles, even going so far as cl aiming as what he said being equal to pissing on an icon at a [[Catholic]] Church.<br>
Trying to be the voice of reason, Paul McCartney said, ''"I can see the comparrison.  They're pretty.  They Sing Nice and [[loli|girls]] like them.  That's it.  That's as far as the comparison goes.  If they are going to be compared to anyone it should be groups like '''Peter, Paul And Mary, The Monkeys or Joan Baez''' who were hired to sing other people's music because they looked good and had pretty voices.  When one of those [[Fag|faggots]] can actually write a song by themself that stands the test if time like '''Hey Jude''' then they can compare themselves to the beatles.  '''PEACE'''", Paul said kissing his index and middle fingers to later make a peace sign.<br>

Revision as of 00:27, 1 November 2017

Abbey Road, released 26 September 1969 is the 11th album released by the Beatles. It is the last album that all the Beatles participated on before they all got sick and tired of John Lennon's villanous, Japanese, greedy souled, backstabbing Waifu Yoko Ono trying to run the show and broke up just after their final album Let It Be released. The album is mostly known for the George Harrison megahit Something and the Timothy Leary inspired song Come Together by John Lennon that is probably better known by most as a cover from Aerosmith.
Musically it is well received but it is best known for starting the pre-internet meme of people visiting England and recreating the iconic album cover to send home to friends and family as a postcard when the pictures were developed. More recently it is known for all the butthurt One Direction started with Beatles fans when they copied the classic album cover in 2015 and claimed that they were "More Popular Than The Beatles".
Get it. In a March 1966 interview with The London Evening Standard John Lennon claimed "The Beatles Were More Popular Than Jesus" so by saying One Direction is more popular than the Beatles you are saying they are ultimately more popular than Jesus. Such clever word play.


   
 
Christianity will go, It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that; I know I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now. I don't know which will go first – rock & roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.
 

 
 

—John Lennon. The world's first troll.


Abbey Road: The Meme

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Eddie Adams' "Saigon Execution"

You don't need to know the Beatles to know the Meme because the Abbey Road album cover instantly became a meme in 1969 when the Album was first released because of the simplicity and candidness of the image. Anyone could have taken it. It's another one of those images like Eddie Adams' award winning photograph Saigon Execution that has been burnt into our collective psyche.
Doing an Abbey Road style picture has become a way for people to say that they've made it. That they are officialy a part of the shared experience like the Simpsons, South Park, Bands like U2 and even jokes, such as, having Batman, Nightwing, Robin and Batgirl crossing the famous Zebra striped Road.
Unfortunately, like everything that starts off as a clever tribute or homage, it has it's copy cats and has become an unfunny, Forced Meme getting done and done again by every 14-year-old-boy who saw the Kiss version of this meme on a shirt at Hot Topic.
Since 9AM Last Thursday, the Abbey Road Meme was declared officially dead because it is only now being done by newfag ritalin kids that believe the road to funny is to keep repeating something that was slightly cool when it started back with their grandparents and a 35mm camera.


The Butthurt One Direction Caused

The One Direction Abbey Road Take

One of the problems Old Fucks have with One Direction is that they are a boy-band like the Monkeys that is extensively test marked and packaged for public consumption based on the original Beatles model. They're not a group. They are faces and voices hired to sing songs written by other people, they play no instruments and are basicly doing the same brand of music that they Beatles made famous and are bringing nothing new to the table. In other words, they are picked by music executives to be a modern spin on the Beatles.
For most of their career, no one that wasn't female or over the age of 15 knew who the hell One Direction was. Not until 2015 when One Direction member Harry Styles bragged that they were Bigger Than The Beatles when they broke a Beatles record for most songs to debut at the top 10 on the Hot 100 chart. More recently, on 30 October 2017, they tied the Beatles with 3 of their members having #1 solo albums.
No one really paid any notice to Harry Styles bragging except old fucks who really did nothing in the 60s and demanded an apology from Styles, even going so far as cl aiming as what he said being equal to pissing on an icon at a Catholic Church.
Trying to be the voice of reason, Paul McCartney said, "I can see the comparrison. They're pretty. They Sing Nice and girls like them. That's it. That's as far as the comparison goes. If they are going to be compared to anyone it should be groups like Peter, Paul And Mary, The Monkeys or Joan Baez who were hired to sing other people's music because they looked good and had pretty voices. When one of those faggots can actually write a song by themself that stands the test if time like Hey Jude then they can compare themselves to the beatles. PEACE", Paul said kissing his index and middle fingers to later make a peace sign.