Anime Haters

There is nothing wrong with hating anime in the way one person may say "I hate mint chocolate chip ice cream" or another may say "I hate eating seafood, those tentacles haunt my nightmares," but there comes a certain point where repeatedly saying how much a person hates anime, especially in completely unrelated conversations, makes you wonder what they are hiding. Could it be possible that a stringent anime hater is in fact a closet-weeaboo or could it be something much darker? Welcome to the bleak, inane world of the Anime Hater.

Anime haters range from many people of many disapora and demographics. Along with the typical society slave schmo who is brainwashed into being a hivemind slave to outdated and contradictory ideas, similar to how the most gay-bashing Republicans are later caught pants down in a between a nigger and a gloryhole, the most stringent Anime Haters are themselves: dysphoric, self depreciating closet-weeaboos attempting in vain to shamefully deny their past and current urges for the two dimensional ideal. Let us examine the three main reasons reasons for the Anime Hater's denial-of-self:

• Not wanting to be associated with loli, shota, pedophilia, tentacle porn and other "degenerate fetishes" (at least the animes keep child fuckers off the streets; next thing you know an anime hater will film IRL kiddy porno, so watch your fuckin' back)
• Wanting to be perceived as less childlike and more mature thereby distancing oneself from animation, sticking to the stereotype that animation is entertainment for children (ironically, such behavior exists in 13 year old boys desperate for manhood and instant sexual gratifications, and dickless flakes into adulthood who have this mentality)
• Wanting to weaken an organization where anime is part of the root culture (i.e. banning anime from /pol/)

Origin of Anime as Root Culture: A History Lesson

Anime for the most part is an inescapable force, cluttered only by the brainless, cultureless white trash alcohol fueled work slave livestock to the dumbfuck self unaware and hopelessly clueless weeaboos, all whom share the trait of worshiping the fallible ideals of the status quo and empirical pedantic's maxim of adhering to the book and all kinds of stereotypes. TL;DR, the lot of them think that the animes get their powers from being 100% pure Japanese and being an exotic form of art that only the Gorirous Nipponese can ever birth. This in turn should be regarded as pure faggotry and makes them all fucktard Weeaboos of the highest caliber.

Long ago when Japan was given two big kicks to its ass for sucking the dong of the frat house of Imperial Colonialism, this was known as World War II and we can all thank America for getting their head out of their ass from that hazing ritual gone horribly wrong. Infact, we can come to claim that anime is just as American due to this.

Unfortunately, by the time of 1995 War Was Beginning. Frat Boys of the Insecure Manhood of The Superior White Man spreads their bullshit mindsets once more, but into soft power ie society. Amurica is ruined. Entertainment especially recieved a hard blow to the genitals. Comic books were still plagued by the Comics Code of the 1950s, a shitty rule of censorship all because the Tequila Bible got Christian housemaker moms upset, and in turn buried a dead Superman several kilometers underground after he sucked a universal record's worth of dicks within the known universe and choked on the cumflood that came after. Edgelords came out from the woodwork, and did what all feared before even the Internets were born: Degrade comic books by pouring in their grimdark gritshit uber violent fantasies. Cartoons were soon turned into commercials for children when parents were sent to the 9-5 gulags, and Disney and Nickelodeon were given glass and eggshells to walk on by Hanna Barbera and Filmation from their exploits in the 1970s of making shitty cartoons monitored by Christian Morality For the Family groups.

Little did they know, Anime was sent out for great justice. Anime and Manga was the sequential art of legends and told Christians that their God was a fucking fake puppet of a tyrant used by angry nihilists for the biggest orgy since Jonestown. Anime and manga was the thing that ninja'd the Insecure Manhood and told them that they were all insignificant trash with fucktard thinking and left them for dead. Anime and manga was the stuff that brightened the darkness, smashed down dickhead oppression, and even invited the ladies over to get to know them better, an achievement that not even comic books could admit to doing. For all of the shit that anime haters like to give about virginity and anime, at least those of the anime don't have to clean out their genitalia for centipedes and give birth to deformed syphilis babies.

Anime is used by all facets of the political and autism spectrums but most particularily have prominence in the greater chan culture and sub-branches such as Æ and Frog Twitter. From 4chan's /a/ to wizchan's /wiz/, every board with any significant ammount of traffic has a high ammount of anime posters, that being natural as 4chan and it's Japanese predecessor 2chan, were popular for it's discussion of anime. As 4chan expanded to include boards anout different topics, the original weeaboo natives also migrated to other boards and clashed with the foreign hordes who, being from forums of the same topic (i.e. bodybuilding.com forums members migrating to /fit/) yet completely barren of Waifus, began a culture war that last to this day.

Animephobes deny their cultural heritage as anime remains an integral part of the root culture of not just all imageboards, but also America and the rest of the free world.

Greater Context of Anime Themes

What is it that gets anime to be loved and enjoyed by millions around the world? Is it its variety of content as a style and medium of animation? Is it the sexy girls, the abstraction of the human anatomy that emphasizes and exaggerates and even accentuates humankind's more handsome and alluring aspects? Is it the flexibility and variety that it can allow when one has understood its traditions and methods? Is it the sense of wonder, freedom, and hope against all odds in its more optimistic tales? Is it that this style is able take on any narrative it would like?

Maybe it's all of the above. Perhaps, it's this and even more.

As for anime haters, it's honestly a bit flabbergasting and bemuddling what drives their hatred and overt abhorrence for it.

Japan in this context

For all intents and purposes, IRL anime in Japan is about as common as you'd see Mickey Mouse and Disney movies elsewhere. Granted, it's not like anime itself is accepted entirely over there either. Mama and Papa Gung Ho Imperial Japans also live in the state, and for many reasons of their own, they find anime as a detriment to society as well, mainly because they see the medium as an obstacle so that they can belt switch their kids to become doctors and other kinds of upper class stiffs for the cash money and rights to brag to keep up with the white man before they ride in on battleships to truly establish Pearl Harbor as their foothold before war on America. This is not a joke.

See here folks, Japan was once a great country where once people had a sense of life and death. Along with celebrating living and the natural world, badass motherfuckin' samurais traveled the land and were also held to ensure the deaths of any scum who dared to turn society into their own cesspool of depravity and exploitation. Unlike today, where people are coddled to hell and are often goaded to be materialists with a childlike ignorance about the harsh understandings of reality, Japan had a sense of balance about such things. Where anime comes in, it was thanks to 265 years of isolation from the world that people were able to have peace and enjoy such things like manga and theater, while the rest of the world was still reeling from the Black Plague, being taught to be stupid, and Abrahamic religion fueled takeovers, and we can all thank the samurai for ensuring the deaths of thousands who dared to preach about the bullshit of how Israel is the center of the world and that the white man is superior for killing the Jews that lived there while claiming it as their own land and becoming the new Jews in turn. Pre AIDS AIDS was very serious as well, and those who were instilled with aforementioned garbage also had caught it while sucking on the preacher's dongs.

Granted, nothing lasts forever. Due to Japan getting asshurt over America politely asking to open up doors to trade for a measly island, several decades later America came back a knockin' and demanded Japan reopen the country to the world before it blew its fucking brains out. We can come to blame the samurai responsible for this. Soon enough, after a war waged on about samurai between samurai blaming who and who, and soon plenty of them fought and died, before the Insecure Manhood came in through the shadows and gave some samurai a lot of guns and weapons. Soon after, they won, and the samurai were abolished, all before the biggest asian gangbang orgies of the turn of the century. Of course, the Insecure Manhood pulled some strings and manipulated Japan into being a facist power much like Nazi Germany. Thankfully America came through and slapped the fucking shit out of Japan into shape as we know today.

Anime for the most part is the cultural accumulation and congregation of years of cultural selection and open breeding, unlike the shit that Nazi Germany and all eugenics from the Age of Imperialism that only brought garbage and shit thinking. It is superior proof that Japan, as the originator of the aspects of modern civilization, will and forever will have influence and righteousness through impregnating the seeds of openmindness and love far and wide. Japan already has won the globe myriad times over. Anime haters are willingly ignorant losers who are much like those of the legendary Waco siege and Ruby Ridge: A fringe of loserly bitter cucks who "hate the gummimint" but will ultimately be barbequed for the wild beasts; ie furries. What a way to go.

Anime as Aristotelean Ideal

Waifus come in many different shapes and sizes but all represent the ideal feminine. A virtue that has been lost in Western civilization, the resistance into modern times was only thanks to a combination of WW2 aftereffects of taking women out of the kitchen and into the work place, the sexual revolution of the 60s, and the democritazation of the world where democracy usurped monarchy or facism and women got the right to vote. Unfortunately, said resistance was a fucking crapshoot for also thinking that feminism meant wearing strap ons and getting dick transplants, as the Insecure Manhood succeeded in its diversionary tactics of brainwashing young girls into thinking that white supremacists have actually any influence and power. The collective unconsciousness cried out for a resurgence of female grace but the material solid objective 3D world clenched firm and allowed no passage, therefore this wish was manifested in the 2D. The Aristotelean ideal: young, pure, innocent, willing, unconditionally loving, aesthetic, agelss and immortal. Even the harshest of tsunderes were found to be unconditionally loving if you submitted to her absolute rule. With this came the greenest of envy. The rage of feminists flared up for they coveted something that they once had but had lost long ago and could never retrieve it and so they seeked to destroy it, just as all moral relativist seek to destroy any form of beauty in order for them not to be reminded of their own putrid ugliness. Thankfully, even in the face of their jihad and crusade for white prided first world equality in the white man's image has been denounced by even the white slaves of their own ranks, leading the world into realization that being an anime woman is the ideal, and will get real women to be anime waifus too.

Politics? In My animes? it's more likely than you think

Within politics, anime is hated to no extent. Within American politics, the left hates anime for its love of tradition that isn't American in culture and its portrayal of women who aren't blinded by the sensationalist grips of fake first world individuality and openmindedness that only closet white supremacists could only make up off the top of their heads, while the right fears anime for being the medium that has openly criticized aspects and values cherished in its spectrum, including being influenced and doing favors for Fundamentalist Christianity and calling out right wingers as a bunch of cabalists who hope to plunge the world into chaos just so that they can get more people to praise Jesus and God while filling up more church pews through non stop breeding of human cattle and purposely putting people through suffering in their attempts of world domination. Overall, Anime is hated in politics because it's a threat to the bullshit of modern day politics, including how it champions virtues over dick sucking and that die hard bureaucracy will eventually fail into a miserable and horrific death.

Ever since the pairing of Donald Trump with various waifus and anime imagery reinforced once again, in leftists, of subtle nazi propganda inherant to the core of anime. So they redoubled their efforts to denounce anime at every turn and shame japanese creators. Some studios were denied the wider western audience and went bankrupt. Most however, did not care about the screeching of landehales and continued their work to express the purity of feminine grace. Shills tried evrything they could to cripple various /pol/ boards from the inside, the majority of attacks being focused on 4chan's and 8chan's /pol/ boards. One argument a shill used would be the banning of anime. It was then realized that Anime could be used to trigger leftists, the smuganimegirl.jpeg being a symbol inspiring fear in beta cucks and despair in feminists for the virtues they would never have.

About Anime Haters

Anime haters for the most part are people who don't like anime. Granted, while any fuckhead on the street we'd give less than a fly shit on the ass hair of an elephant's stinking crusty asshole on a blazing hot dauy about their interests, they are the obssessors of this inane, miserably pathetic topic that would give anyone a lifetime's worth of cringe and mystified bewilderment that it would get any regular person to walk away and tell them to not ever relate to them again, and occasionally pop up non stop in comments sections and innocuous places on the internet. For literally littering one's shit grudewank, it's thanks to them that we should write this article on them.

Of course, they do come in several varieties:

• right wing conservatives, confederates, and other kinds of supremacists not covered
• liberals, communists, anarchists, jews and moral relativists of all sorts
• animation schools, especially the teachers
• /co/mic book nerds
• Bitter, vindictive, and antisocial nerds who are usually gamers and other fiction connoisseurs who usually can't keep to themselves and are egotists with a hobby to throw their weight around
• Small town white trash of suburbia and small towns who are your typical expendable peon molded and shaped by your local government
• Upper class trash who are your typical expendable peon molded and shaped by your local government
• Racists and ethnocentrists born out of society's dregs
• Christians
• Muslims, anime is Haram
• Atheists
• Diehard fans of John Kriflauski and western animation who can't get off their sinking ship of an artistic medium if they tried
• Your Mom
• The philipino contract-basis animators working 12 hour shifts for little pay.

Anime haters for the most part are grudewankers beyond all known comprehension. They're like bacteria and plague, a scourge on mankind who just can't stop talking about how much they don't like anime in order to stand out. Ironically, a majority of people feel indifferent about anime; the group they belong to are just as self fellating and hivemind to where they all look the same as a personality. Usually they tend to gather around low hanging fruit on Youtube and forums to spread their word, however they also look like a bunch of middle schoolers trying to make sense of their ignorance and hormone addled unresolved pathetic excuses of lives.

Animation schools

Animation schools in the US are nothing but a big fucking joke and might as well be considered a scam that leaves your ass in debt. Within their territory dies the sense of the freedom of expression and creativity, as animation school teachers and scholars are two faced and filled with double standards, including how they strictly adhere to one kind of a specific form of animation, and that they engage in absolutely no support nor sponsorship of the research of innovating 2D western animation all while pushing all of their blame and cause of ills on anime.

In reality, anime mainly won over western animation because it was soon learned that much like within the world of video games, better graphics don't usually mean a better kind of entertainment. For the most part, western animation emphasizes entertaining through elaborate and detailed displays and scenes. Unfortunately, this failed for many reasons:

• If western culture, especially in America, was one of subtlety and had a better degree of artistic appreciation, people would actually give a shit. IRL the foundation that it provided was as best as quicksand above a leaking septic tank.
• An emphasis on developing your "own style". Again, the double standard hypocrisy is just oozing here like a freshly came vagina. Much unlike anime, where a sense of tradition has something to work off of and especially for its own style of anatomy and details, western animation practically has little to shit of it. For this, the industry spread itself thinner than a Hellraiser orgy fetishist. Don Bluth's stuff could have seen some tits and ass, but no, "you gotta be an individual". Fun fact, animation schools strictly adhere to animation rules from Walt Disney. If that's not something that explains the two faced bullshit, then we don't know what does.
• Ironically, being pushed into only finding work at places like Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. For such an industry that desires new content, society tells a whole different story. Even if you wanted to start your own animation studio, even a small one, good fucking luck. CN and Nickelodeon these days thrive off of series until they are forced to pull them off of life support, and if your proposed series isn't something like that, enjoy being at the bottom for a good while.
• A better term to fully explain the paragraph above is "style over substance". For all of the animation and hard work put into such western works, anime was able to provide something called story content of varied degrees and a wide lexicon not regulated for the kind of stuff used to distract kids at day cares. When you've been hammered into the corner of being able to only provide kid's content and not fight back against what is doing that to you, you deserve the title of bitch.
• Efficiency. Western animation budgets are fucking massive to fund, and by massive we mean millions of dollars. Even if said money could be afforded, the fact remains that infrastructure is unsurprisingly shit to support such huge ass projects, and especially if more is wanted in the future. Anime and manga on the other hand may seem to cut corners, but can cover their weaknesses well, and don't rely strictly on visuals to entertain.

Correlations between anime hatedom and being a loser

It's been revealed through much science and logic that being a person who doesn't like anime makes you even more of a fucking loser than if you did. According to research and monitored experiments, not liking anime bears the side effects of:

• Being a close minded shit for brains that repels anyone sociable in your life
• Being a dreary hopeless loser than even emos and goths, like over 9000 fold, holy shit that's fucking serious business
• Being the excess indulgent bane of society through non stop drinking and drug use as if it was a lifestyle
• Being a tasteless boring fuckhead cog stiff who is destined to die working past their death
• Being an expendable peon who sucks the dicks of being a simple minded bitch to the dicks of conformity
• Having shit taste in art
• Having no sense of joy or wonder in life
• Belonging to the end of humanity that deserves their Darwinistic extermination for the betterment of future generations
• Being a racist and ethnocentric shit who has no place in society
• Being an annoying fucking scuntfuck who is an unlikable human being
• Endless wanderings on the internet because reality dictates you are infact more forever alone than an anime fan
• Being a nihilistic miserable piece of work that no one wants to be around
• Being a shiftless skeezy loser who commits crimes due to lack of direction in life

Conclusion

Like holy shit. It's like anime haters are not very fucking interesting as people! To hate anime is to hate life.

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