Logan Paul

This person is a sick fuck! They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: HIV/AIDS Bestiality Cuckoldry

Suicide, Yah Yeet!

Logan Alexander Paul^✡ is a pasty white boy and American Youtuber/suicide activist campaigner. Although best known for his work with the Japanese suicide campaigns, his illustrious career actually began in the early 2010s on the platform Vine, catering to underage individuals and the clinically retarded. Unfortunately, in his quest to raise awareness for suicide, he failed to recognize that his prime audience are the target undesirables for which suicide is an option, resulting in an enormous amount of attention from the Old Media, and people who aren't 12 year old boys. Indeed, this episode now threatens to overshadow his otherwise unremarkable career, and put an early end to his campaign.

Audience and Content

The most notable portion of Paul' career is the type of people he caters to. Whilst certainly not alone in his shameless targeting of underage loli and 12 year olds, the scale of his reach has warranted attention. With over 3.1 million followers, this upstanding individual has the potential to reach more people than the entire dominion of New Zealand. Now with this kind of popular reach, what does Logan broadcast to them?

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	“	Since you’re so flexible I want to k ow can you put your foot into your stomach can you try it please I love you	„
	— Cydney Williams,, actual fan

	“	His viewers will be able to vote one day	„
	— Anonymous with the sad truth

Video published typically involve "pranking", or the molestation of an unsuspecting public with obnoxious and unfunny impositions, vlogs, detailing drivel about the hardships of enormous wealth, white trash family, and luxury living, movies, starring and written by himself and his equally undesirable brother, and other media determined by the State of California to be detrimental the intelligence of the public at large.

Suicide

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Sometime in December of 2017, our heroes fatefully decided to visit the Land of the Rising Sun, presumably to document, and hopefully participate in the time honoured Japanese tradition of harakiri. After spending a few days gracing his underage viewers with the joys of Pokemon Go, horseplay at Customs and Excise, and hentai, Logan Paul went to the Aokigahara forest and found

Dead people

Dead people

Dead people

Dead people

Dead people

Dead people

Dead people

Recognizing the potential for clicks and money, he then spends the rest of the video cracking jokes about the dead (Which incidentally, we do not condemn here at Encyclopedia Dramatica, but these were deeply unfunny). This video was then uploaded to youtube, where it trended for 24 hours, whilst out of the notice of everyone who wasn't an underage loli. The plan was working brilliantly until...

Old media finds out

	“	You disgust me. I can’t believe that so many young people look up to you. So sad. Hopefully, this latest video woke them up … Suicide is not a joke. Go rot in hell	„
	, The guy who says "bitch" in Breaking Bad

Oops! Bawwww!

It turns out that NORPs don't appreciate having their having their children exposed to suicide. Also, apparently videos involving dead bodies can be seen to be in poor taste! He's since deleted his original video, although entrepeneuring netizens have apparently saved copies, and made 2 (count'em!) botched apologies all whist death threats and fatwas rain upon him from the old media and people who can legally drink. He's also since put a hiatus on making vlogs, at least until presumably this episode escapes the limited memories of children, and he can begin shitposting again.

See Also

• YouTube
• Suicide

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