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{{ibrow|'''Born'''|April 1st, [[1990s|1995]]}} | |||
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Hollywood]], [[California]]}} | |||
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'''Logan Alexander Paul'''{{jew}} is a pasty white boy and [[American]] [[Youtube|Youtuber]]/suicide activist campaigner. Although best known for his work with the Japanese suicide campaigns, his illustrious career actually began in the early 2010s on the platform [[Vine]], catering to underage individuals and the clinically retarded. Unfortunately, in his quest to raise awareness for suicide, he failed to recognize that his prime audience are the target undesirables for which suicide is an option, resulting in an enormous amount of attention from the Old Media, and people who aren't 12 year old boys. Indeed, this episode now threatens to overshadow his otherwise unremarkable career, and put an early end to his campaign. | '''Logan Alexander Paul'''{{jew}} is a pasty white boy and [[American]] [[Youtube|Youtuber]]/suicide activist campaigner. Although best known for his work with the Japanese suicide campaigns, his illustrious career actually began in the early 2010s on the platform [[Vine]], catering to underage individuals and the clinically retarded. Unfortunately, in his quest to raise awareness for suicide, he failed to recognize that his prime audience are the target undesirables for which suicide is an option, resulting in an enormous amount of attention from the Old Media, and people who aren't 12 year old boys. Indeed, this episode now threatens to overshadow his otherwise unremarkable career, and put an early end to his campaign. | ||
==Audience and Content== | ==Audience and Content== | ||
The most notable portion of Paul' career is the type of people he caters to. Whilst certainly [[pewdiepie|not]] [[Youtube Nobodies|alone]] in his shameless targeting of underage loli and 12 year olds, the scale of his reach has warranted attention. With over | The most notable portion of Paul' career is the type of people he caters to. Whilst certainly [[pewdiepie|not]] [[Youtube Nobodies|alone]] in his shameless targeting of underage loli and 12 year olds, the scale of his reach has warranted attention. With over 15.1 million followers, this upstanding individual has the potential to reach more people than the entire dominion of New Zealand. Now with this kind of popular reach, what does Logan broadcast to them? | ||
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{{quote| His viewers will be able to vote one day| Anonymous with the sad [[truth]]}} | {{quote| His viewers will be able to vote one day| Anonymous with the sad [[truth]]}} | ||
Video published typically involve "pranking", or the molestation of an unsuspecting public with obnoxious and unfunny impositions, vlogs, detailing drivel about the hardships of enormous wealth, white trash family, and luxury living, movies, starring and written by himself and his equally undesirable brother, and other media determined by the State of California to be detrimental the intelligence of the public at large. | Video published typically involve "pranking", or the molestation of an unsuspecting public with obnoxious and unfunny impositions, vlogs, detailing drivel about the hardships of enormous wealth, white trash family, and luxury living, movies, starring and written by himself and his equally undesirable brother, and other media determined by the State of California to be detrimental the intelligence of the public at large. He also loves dumbing down his audience [https://twitter.com/TheRobDyke/status/949331443842510849 to the point of when pulling off serious suicides and pranks, the children are brainwashed to laugh and not care about the event because LOL ITS JUST LOGAN MESSING AROUND :'D] | ||
==Suicide== | ==Suicide== | ||
[[File:Deadpurplehands.PNG|thumb|right|Logan makes sure to film in every single detail for more views.]] | |||
[[File:Dead3.PNG|thumb|right|LOL dis is funny.]] | |||
Sometime in December of 2017, our heroes fatefully decided to visit the Land of the Rising Sun, presumably to document, and hopefully participate in the time honoured Japanese tradition of harakiri. After spending a few days gracing his underage viewers with the joys of [[Pokemon]] Go, horseplay at Customs and Excise, and [[hentai]], Logan Paul went to the Aokigahara forest and found | Sometime in December of 2017, our heroes fatefully decided to visit the Land of the Rising Sun, presumably to document, and hopefully participate in the time honoured Japanese tradition of harakiri. After spending a few days gracing his underage viewers with the joys of [[Pokemon]] Go, horseplay at Customs and Excise, and [[hentai]], Logan Paul went to the Aokigahara forest and found | ||
[[File:Dead4.jpg|thumb|600px|center|WHOAH GUYS WE FOUND A DEAD BODY!11!]] | |||
{{rainbow|Dead people}} | {{rainbow|Dead people}} | ||
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===[[Old media]] finds out=== | ===[[Old media]] finds out=== | ||
[[File:DDLC-LoganPaulSayori.jpg|thumb|right|Suicide, Yah Yeet!]] | |||
{{quote|You disgust me. I can’t believe that so many young people look up to you. So sad. Hopefully, this latest video woke them up … Suicide is not a joke. Go rot in hell| |The guy who says "bitch" in [[Breaking Bad]]}} | {{quote|You disgust me. I can’t believe that so many young people look up to you. So sad. Hopefully, this latest video woke them up … Suicide is not a joke. Go rot in hell| |The guy who says "bitch" in [[Breaking Bad]]}} | ||
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|<center><big>'''Oops! Bawwww!'''</big></center><br> | |<center><big>'''Oops! Bawwww!'''</big></center><br> | ||
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It turns out that [[NORP]]s don't appreciate having their having their children exposed to suicide. Also, apparently videos involving dead bodies can be seen to be in poor taste! He's since deleted his original video, although entrepeneuring netizens have apparently saved copies, and made 2 (count'em!) botched apologies all whist death threats and fatwas rain upon him from the old media and people who can legally drink. He's also since put a hiatus on making vlogs, at least until presumably this episode escapes the limited memories of children, and he can begin shitposting again. | It turns out that [[NORP]]s don't appreciate having their having their children exposed to suicide. Also, apparently videos involving dead bodies can be seen to be in poor taste! He's since deleted his original video, although entrepeneuring netizens have apparently saved copies, and made 2 (count'em!) botched apologies all whist death threats and fatwas rain upon him from the old media and people who can legally drink. He's also since put a hiatus on making vlogs, at least until presumably this episode escapes the limited memories of children, and he can begin shitposting again. However, he still roams Japan [https://twitter.com/wetheunicorns/status/949297972986163200 creating a disturbance around the whole island.] | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[YouTube]] | *[[YouTube]] | ||
*[[Suicide]] | *[[Suicide]] | ||
*[[Jake Paul]] | |||
{{stub}} | {{stub}} | ||
{{whores}} | {{whores}} | ||
{{ytseries}} | {{ytseries}} | ||
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| Born | April 1st, 1995 |
| Residence | Hollywood, California |
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Logan Alexander Paul✡ is a pasty white boy and American Youtuber/suicide activist campaigner. Although best known for his work with the Japanese suicide campaigns, his illustrious career actually began in the early 2010s on the platform Vine, catering to underage individuals and the clinically retarded. Unfortunately, in his quest to raise awareness for suicide, he failed to recognize that his prime audience are the target undesirables for which suicide is an option, resulting in an enormous amount of attention from the Old Media, and people who aren't 12 year old boys. Indeed, this episode now threatens to overshadow his otherwise unremarkable career, and put an early end to his campaign.
Audience and Content
The most notable portion of Paul' career is the type of people he caters to. Whilst certainly not alone in his shameless targeting of underage loli and 12 year olds, the scale of his reach has warranted attention. With over 15.1 million followers, this upstanding individual has the potential to reach more people than the entire dominion of New Zealand. Now with this kind of popular reach, what does Logan broadcast to them?
Previous Video | Next Video
— Cydney Williams,, actual fan | ||
— Anonymous with the sad truth | ||
Video published typically involve "pranking", or the molestation of an unsuspecting public with obnoxious and unfunny impositions, vlogs, detailing drivel about the hardships of enormous wealth, white trash family, and luxury living, movies, starring and written by himself and his equally undesirable brother, and other media determined by the State of California to be detrimental the intelligence of the public at large. He also loves dumbing down his audience to the point of when pulling off serious suicides and pranks, the children are brainwashed to laugh and not care about the event because LOL ITS JUST LOGAN MESSING AROUND :'D
Suicide
Sometime in December of 2017, our heroes fatefully decided to visit the Land of the Rising Sun, presumably to document, and hopefully participate in the time honoured Japanese tradition of harakiri. After spending a few days gracing his underage viewers with the joys of Pokemon Go, horseplay at Customs and Excise, and hentai, Logan Paul went to the Aokigahara forest and found
Recognizing the potential for clicks and money, he then spends the rest of the video cracking jokes about the dead (Which incidentally, we do not condemn here at Encyclopedia Dramatica, but these were deeply unfunny). This video was then uploaded to youtube, where it trended for 24 hours, whilst out of the notice of everyone who wasn't an underage loli. The plan was working brilliantly until...
Old media finds out
, The guy who says "bitch" in Breaking Bad | ||
It turns out that NORPs don't appreciate having their having their children exposed to suicide. Also, apparently videos involving dead bodies can be seen to be in poor taste! He's since deleted his original video, although entrepeneuring netizens have apparently saved copies, and made 2 (count'em!) botched apologies all whist death threats and fatwas rain upon him from the old media and people who can legally drink. He's also since put a hiatus on making vlogs, at least until presumably this episode escapes the limited memories of children, and he can begin shitposting again. However, he still roams Japan creating a disturbance around the whole island.
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