Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/October 17, 2012

(( 2012 Elections ))

Every four two years the race for the President of the United States begins. While each term limit lasts four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of getting reelected, not governance. This practice was utilized to an extreme with a recent President who liked to set up false flag operations and invade the Middle East as a means of gaining electoral support using a classic tactic of nationalists called "rally around the flag" syndrome. The mainstream media has had difficulty in gaining ratings from the masses due to how boring their coverage is on these Bush-era clusterfucks. Self-censorship is forced upon these journalists in order to get access to campaigns and politicians, so any actual facts about these peace-keeping operations can only be reported on in a watered-down and bullshit-laced form. However, since we aren't a bunch of pussies when it comes to reporting the delicious drama, here is the lowdown on the election leading to declaring who is Emperor of Mankind for the next four years. Will the next Emperor be a Police State Cosby, a worker ant collecting riches and glory for the Mormon Empire who also supports the Police State, or Gary Johnson who has no chance of winning, but will likely pull a Ralph Nader in these elections.

(( 2012 Elections ))

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