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Imagine a demented female, who's being salty all the time. A person, who probably took lessons from a stereotypical feminist(she even looks a bit like one) in being a jealous and butthurt over anything. Though she tries to act all [https://archive.is/se5Wb like an angel now]. And that this person has already passed down her gene pool to the younger generation. That's '''Lady-JadeDragon'''. | Imagine a demented female, who's being salty all the time. A person, who probably took lessons from a stereotypical feminist(she even looks a bit like one) in being a jealous and butthurt over anything. Though she tries to act all [https://archive.is/se5Wb like an angel now]. And that this person has already passed down her gene pool to the younger generation. That's '''Lady-JadeDragon'''. | ||
Also, it just so happens that she likes [[Sex|playing]] with [[Pedophile|little boys]] in more ways than one. Had once a babby daddy, but she a gave him a run with his money. Not wanting to end up under a bridge/listen to her Feminist agenda, he went and never came back. Which was, according to some people, the best thing that happened to him. They were jealous of the opportunity he was presented with. | Also, it just so happens that she likes [[Sex|playing]] with [[Pedophile|little boys]] in more ways than one. Don't let her [[Boobs|beautiful personality]] sway you into thinking she was the victim. | ||
Had once a babby daddy, but she a gave him a run with his money. Not wanting to end up under a bridge/listen to her Feminist agenda, he went and never came back. Which was, according to some people, the best thing that happened to him. They were jealous of the opportunity he was presented with and wanted to join him in his little Utopia. | |||
==The past== | ==The past== | ||
Jade attended a College in Dallas, alongside a few of her friends. However, during one of the parties at the dorm, she got drunk and had it raw with some random dude(s). This resulted in her getting knocked up | Jade attended a College in Dallas, alongside a few of her friends. However, during one of the parties at the dorm, she fucked (up) in more ways than one. She got drunk and had it raw with some random dude(s) and possibly a few Feminist lesbos(who were slowly indoctrinating her into their agenda). The rest of her 'activities' is unknown to me. | ||
This resulted in her getting knocked up, as well as possibly receiving something nasty. No, I'm not talking about the idea of becoming a Feminist, more like some STDs. Though some do see it as the STD of the world. | |||
Some time after the party and a hangover, Jade bought herself a pregnancy test. It was positive, meaning she won't be able to earn money as a pin-up girl for a while now. And that she will have to leave College for some time to take care of her baby. She couldn't do an abortion because she was late to do it. | |||
It ends with her making some salty comments on her Facebook (like the one above), dropping off from school and moving in with a fool, whom she told that he was the father of her unborn kid. | |||
==How to seek a better life by running from your girlfriend== | |||
==Where to find Jade== | ==Where to find Jade== | ||
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| Lady-JadeDragon | |
| Given Name(s) | Jade Marie Wrenn |
| Born | between 1990 and 2000 |
| Nationality | 'Murican 
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| Residence | Dallas, USA |
| deviantART | Lady-JadeDragon |
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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Imagine a demented female, who's being salty all the time. A person, who probably took lessons from a stereotypical feminist(she even looks a bit like one) in being a jealous and butthurt over anything. Though she tries to act all like an angel now. And that this person has already passed down her gene pool to the younger generation. That's Lady-JadeDragon.
Also, it just so happens that she likes playing with little boys in more ways than one. Don't let her beautiful personality sway you into thinking she was the victim.
Had once a babby daddy, but she a gave him a run with his money. Not wanting to end up under a bridge/listen to her Feminist agenda, he went and never came back. Which was, according to some people, the best thing that happened to him. They were jealous of the opportunity he was presented with and wanted to join him in his little Utopia.
The past
Jade attended a College in Dallas, alongside a few of her friends. However, during one of the parties at the dorm, she fucked (up) in more ways than one. She got drunk and had it raw with some random dude(s) and possibly a few Feminist lesbos(who were slowly indoctrinating her into their agenda). The rest of her 'activities' is unknown to me.
This resulted in her getting knocked up, as well as possibly receiving something nasty. No, I'm not talking about the idea of becoming a Feminist, more like some STDs. Though some do see it as the STD of the world.
Some time after the party and a hangover, Jade bought herself a pregnancy test. It was positive, meaning she won't be able to earn money as a pin-up girl for a while now. And that she will have to leave College for some time to take care of her baby. She couldn't do an abortion because she was late to do it.
It ends with her making some salty comments on her Facebook (like the one above), dropping off from school and moving in with a fool, whom she told that he was the father of her unborn kid.
How to seek a better life by running from your girlfriend
Where to find Jade
Lady-JadeDragon- Jade Marie Wrenn Facebook page
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