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[[Power Word|James Anthony Traficant Jr.]] better known as Jim to his friends, '''[[God|G-D]] by inmates that wanted a friendly cell-mate and didn't want to be nicknamed '''Teacup''' in the county jail. Others have called him a man among men, a boss of bosses and certain crowds would even describe him as, ''"That guy who can help with getting your problem fixed for a little something something,"'' because the Feds had nicknamed him Rico, after the Federal law | [[Power Word|James Anthony Traficant Jr.]] better known as Jim to his friends, '''[[God|G-D]]''' by inmates that wanted a friendly cell-mate and didn't want to be nicknamed '''Teacup''' in the county jail. Others have called him a man among men, a boss of bosses and certain crowds would even describe him as, ''"That guy who can help with getting your problem fixed for a little something something,"'' because the Feds had nicknamed him Rico, after the Federal law.<br> | ||
Jim Traficant is perhaps, the last great native son from what, now, can only be described as the mediocre, [[Pain Series|rotting from within]], former Great State of [[Ohio]]. Only able to produce such prosaic figures the likes of [[Cleveland|Drew Carey]], [[Youngstown|Ed O'Neil]] and [[Tom Cruise|Katie Holmes]], Jim Traficant has been elevated to the stuff of legends and has become a part of Ohio's [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Category:Abnormal_Psych collective unconscious], because as most students couldn't name a [[Trump|President]] from Ohio, they all know who Jim Traficant is, usually answering with, ''"That [[lulz|Lulzy]] ass motherfucker that mooned Janet Reno during a congressional hearing."''<br> | |||
Revision as of 21:04, 14 February 2018

James Anthony Traficant Jr. better known as Jim to his friends, G-D by inmates that wanted a friendly cell-mate and didn't want to be nicknamed Teacup in the county jail. Others have called him a man among men, a boss of bosses and certain crowds would even describe him as, "That guy who can help with getting your problem fixed for a little something something," because the Feds had nicknamed him Rico, after the Federal law.
Jim Traficant is perhaps, the last great native son from what, now, can only be described as the mediocre, rotting from within, former Great State of Ohio. Only able to produce such prosaic figures the likes of Drew Carey, Ed O'Neil and Katie Holmes, Jim Traficant has been elevated to the stuff of legends and has become a part of Ohio's collective unconscious, because as most students couldn't name a President from Ohio, they all know who Jim Traficant is, usually answering with, "That Lulzy ass motherfucker that mooned Janet Reno during a congressional hearing."