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Fortunately, most of [[Doopie DoOver|Doopie's]] fanatics are the [[Fat|overweight]], basement dwelling, afraid of the Sun, [[Internet tough guy]]s that get winded wiping their ass so there's no need to fear a march or some kind of orchestrated attack because, unless segways are provided at the start, their march won't last longer than 10 feet.
Fortunately, most of [[Doopie DoOver|Doopie's]] fanatics are the [[Fat|overweight]], basement dwelling, afraid of the Sun, [[Internet tough guy]]s that get winded wiping their ass so there's no need to fear a march or some kind of orchestrated attack because, unless segways are provided at the start, their march won't last longer than 10 feet.
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== #IStandWithDoopie ==
== #IStandWithDoopie ==

Revision as of 21:38, 12 April 2018


As can be expected with so many Lolcows and Attention Whores that like to claim the internets as their own personal and private playground, Doopie DoOver has amassed a number of people she has destroyed just for Shits and Giggle and others who are no more than the beta breeds that are so hungry for attention that they will follow someone, anyone who will tell them how they're supposed to think.

Like so many of the lonely that can only be described as Sara Goldfarb from Perchance to Dream that they've built up a fantasy around her single word, disconnected and soulless resposes of "Hi" and "Cute" that they've built up a fantasy and raised her to such a level that they think they are earning her favor when they raise her to a height of worship and ignore any and all dissenting opinions against her.

Fortunately, most of Doopie's fanatics are the overweight, basement dwelling, afraid of the Sun, Internet tough guys that get winded wiping their ass so there's no need to fear a march or some kind of orchestrated attack because, unless segways are provided at the start, their march won't last longer than 10 feet.




#IStandWithDoopie



#IStandWithDoopie started as another gay little twitter hashtag show of support from Doopie's oldfag fanboys that have an insatiable desire to wear Doopie's pancake, saddlebagged ass think it will Dress up their cock.

This whole hashtag faggotry started because Doopie was crying on twatter about being SO DEPRESSED because someone called her out on tumblr and accused her of being a pedophile for drawing CP. Like all perverts to come before them and seeing a chance to play to to their Trailor Park Princess with compliments and sympathetic comments, they started this support meme with the goal of looking to convince Doopie that her Pedophilic attraction to children and displaying her fantasies in drawings is a perfectly sane and legal sexual outlet that the uninitatied to the world of child fucking choose to read too much into.

Predictably, Chris Chan has admitted to his pedophilic desires and has signed on to support his Girlfriend/masturbation fodder as well.

Some of Doopie's more boisterous pedophilic fans, especially HellBent, say that there is no law against producing animated child porn but they have never invested 30 seconds to do a simple google search and looked here, here or here

Jeremy Chinshue



Jeremy Chinshue is one of Doopie DoOver's trained attack dogs that will jump at any chance to protect his Trailor Park Princess for the remote chance that he might impress his bottom of the barrel love interest enough that Doopie will let him dip his dick deep into her poop or, more likely, the other way around and earn himself a prostate massage from a good old fashioned Pegging.

Best describe by most as an out and out cunt, Doopie will most likely not even have the decency to spit in her hand and give Jeremy a reach around.

The Irony of this situation is that Jeremy claims to work for Butch Hartman of Nickelodeon fame, creator of Danny Phantom, as an artist for The Fairly Odd Parents.
Knowing that both Nickelodeon and Butch Hartman belong to anti-cyberbullying groups that want to stop all forms of bullying, you can download the image above and troll his White Knighting ass all you want because it is more than obvious that Jeremy only received a 200 on the language portion of his S.A.T.s and missed hypocrisy. On the other hand, being a High School dropout, Doopie thinks the S.A.T.s involve putting your ass into a chair.

Jess



I wanted to start this subarticle about Jess with some clever word play but I'll be damned if I can think of or find a word that accurately describes a man that believes themselves to be the champion of the quantum universe composing space/time and can, in good conscience: house, feed, clothe and all around support their Trailor Park Princess love interest, and with the least bit of compunction, just lean back in their recliner to play Call of Duty every time Their Love Interest, Doopie, brings home a strange man she met just randomly talking to online to fuck just for the right of getting to call said love interest, Doopie, his Girlfriend and the off chance of getting to jerk it to this girlfriend only in name, Doopie, while they are in the shower and forgot to close the bathroom door all the way.
Well, that's everything you need to know about Jess.

Have fun trolling.


Jess' Dad Was a Turkey Baster

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Looking to further her online mythology where Doopie is a Trailor Park Princess looking to make it in the art world as a performance artist specializing in decorating black pussies with her face when she gets arrested for producing Child Porn, she decided to talk about someone other then herself and felt the need to add some depth to the character of Jess she is trying to create and informed us that Jess didn't need a Daddy because he had Two Mommies and a turkey baster.

Growing up in a world where the penis is the enemy and his mommies were ever so disappointed that he wasn't born a girl, it is no wonder Jess is the saddest Cuck on all the internets that will feed, house and clothe a Florida Meth head and then willing choose to share Doopie with whatever diseased dick that she decides to bring home because his two lesbian moms felt the need to take their hate against men out on him, destroy any self worth that he might have had and this is why Jess happily accepts this arrangement and thinks that this is the best he can get.

We've been wondering if Jess had to grow up like Dolarhyde in Red Dragon with one of his penis hating Mommies holding his teeny, tiny pee-pee between a pair of scissors when he wet the bed or got caught discovering that it feels good when he touches himself down there?

We just mught have a serial killer in the making and this may be why Doopie and Jess move literaly every year.

Jaltoid



People are curious to know if the mask is because Emi's a Weeaboo or because she's ugly and wants to do us a favor. You, on the other hand would fuck her because you spent $30 on the roofie and put it in the wrong girl's drink

There used to be things you could just count on in America. For instance, if you were from Alabama you would sue a school system rather than hear your children were learning about evolution. If you're from New York you're a rude piece of shit. It used to be that if you were from Ohio that you'd rather punch a pedophile up their ass, rip out their colon and jump-rope with it rather than defend them. How times have changed.

Jaltoid, a gestalt account between two people Power Words Dalton Joyce and Emi Kuc, are your average pedophilic, child molester type, NAMBLA members, sick fuck pedophile apologists that proudly call themselves Ohio residents that have yet to learn what they do to their kind in Ohio prisons. We'll let it be a surprise for them since they're on the way. Here's a hint, Ohio prison correction officers won a law suit before the Supreme Court to be allowed to announce the crimes prisoners are convicted of, as they're brought in, because it is a matter of public record.

Like all Hentai CP apologists Jaltoid makes the claim that it's the number that's important and not the look, in other words, you can draw someone going into a 1st grade classroom and rape what looks like a child but it will be all right if you said she was 18.

Much like Doopie, Jaltoid is another dumb as a pile of bricks fuck or is so deep into their rationalizations allowing them, and other adults, to fuck children that they minimize ideas like the Miller Test that say that it doesn't matter how old someone may say the child or character in the image is but rather how old a reasonable person thinks they appear by saying, "That's only the rule in the U.S." forgetting that Doopie and the two of them are producing CP in the US.

Further, Jaltoid is trying to argue 16 as the age of consent in the State of Ohio. The age of consent may be 16 but it is still Illegal under both Ohio's obsenity laws and Child Porn laws to view a 16 year old engaged in a sex act in any kind of pornographic media. All the age of consent says is at what age you can have sex with a person and has nothing to do with visual representations of said act. So in the state of Ohio you can Fuck a 16 year old girl, marry her, you can even video tape the wedding night for your own personal viewing later on but the minute someone other than you sees it, you're breaking the law. In fact, it might just be better to skip video taping all together because the last thing you want is to get hit with a Posession of Child Porn charge when you're getting a divorce and the love of your life decides to rat out your video collection, crying how you made her do it against her will.

Jaltoid is like so many perverts in this day and age that they are willing to grab at straws and believe half-assed bullshit arguments so long as they rationalize their desire to fuck kids and make them feel better about themselves.

Ohio may not prosecute for creating non-realistic CP drawings but that doesn't give you a get out of jail free card when it comes to Federal Laws or even Ohio's obsenity laws, under which, most offenses against the current morality are prosecuted.

If all Jaltoid says is true, that they aren't breaking any laws and they can't be touched, then why did Doopie remove the comic she and Jaltoid were doing that revolved around a 13 year old Mina Tepes getting ass raped by a werewolf over and over and over from his Tumblr and Patreon when all this shit about Doopie being a pedophile Child Porn producer started popping up?

Jaltoid: Always Check With Us First



In an attempt to make themselves look look like they're the victims in what they are calling a "Conspiracy Theory designed to attack them and use their own words like their Tweets and message board posts against them to make them look like homophobes, haters and racists," Jaltoid said that the best thing anyone can do is to directly ask them about these matters if there is any question or doubt about their integrity as fine and upstanding human beings and caring people made from a special blend of love, compassion and pony farts.

Almost noble if people didn't already see it for what it really is. If Jaltoid would only remember back as far as a few months ago or maybe look back to April of 2017 he would remember that this is exactly what people tried to do when this whole Doopie event was starting to come to a head. People wanted answers and went to the source asking Doopie if she did suck off Chris Chan for money? If she was trolling Chris by pretending to be his Girlfriend for patreon money and if she was later going to make a fool of Chris Chan by posting private emails on sites like Kiwi Farms when the trolling was over? If she was either a male to female or female to male Thai Lady/Boy? Maybe you wanted to ask the hard hitting question and were curious if she was into the scene of shoving heavy, industrial rubber sheaths up her ass and inflating them with an air compressor or just wanted to know if it's good manners to give yourself an enema before anal sex?

If Jaltoid would choose to remember back that far, or even as recent as last week when Doc Jingles led the mass marking charge on Doopie's pages then he would be aware that when people ask Doopie these things that they weren't met with the kind responses from Doopie hoping to set the record straight that Jaltoid promises but rather Doopie's army of unwashed, virgin boys waiting to mass mark anyone asking a question that Doopie is uncomfortable with or just didn't like, along with any questionable posts in their history, until either they are made by Twitter to delete the offending post(s) or have the screen name asking the offending question banned entirely from the realms of twitter forever.

Jaltoid does say, "We won't bite your heads off," but nothing is said about your question having to meet certain requirements to be answered and if it doesn't, how they'll mobilize their private Army to have the offending twitter accounts banned.

Doc Brown AKA Doc Jingles



 Doc Jingles is a 40 year old virginal, neck bearded, basement dwelling male that hides behind the excuse that he's Asexual and uninterested in sex rather than admit that his balls have never dropped and that he's a lost cause of a mama's boy that is too fat to fuck. Like most bulbous, sexless, internet tough guys searching for a sexuality they have never had, know nothing about and hoping to maybe find it on the internet, Doc Jingles specializes in defending Child Porn producing Trailor Park Princesses like Doopie DoOver online hoping for that once in a lifetime chance that one might become so impressed with his worthless words and valueless actions White Knighting white trash pedophiles that they might answer back to one of his letters or want to be his friend making his failed hobby worth the time he has put into it.

Like every Artist on the Internets Doc Jingles is adament about supporting and defending his rights for free speach and freedoms of expression but like every East Coast Liberal these rights only extend to him and his causes. Should he come across anything that either offends him or he should disagree with, like the all American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ artist type, the good Doctor is quick to reach for the phone to call up the Internet Police and demand a Wambulance because his feelings have been hurt so bad that they're bleeding out onto the floor.

Doc Jingles is another one of Doopie's self appointed Champions that tries to fight the fight that there is nothing wrong with child pornography, arguing that an adult can use painted, drawn, traced or computer rendered images of children in sexual acts for the purpose of sexual arrousal, masturbation purposes and not be a pedophile because it is not a real child they are being arroused by.

Like every one of Doopie's defenders that ever argued that it is perfectly fine for Doopie to produce sexually explicit art of Pokemon's 11-year-old Misty because she was created some 20 years ago and, so now, should be well into her 30s, Doc Jingles argues the age up rationalization. He has suggested that no matter how obviously you draw a girl underage, she's 18 bevause the artist has said she is. He has even gone so far as proposing that a newly born baby girl can be raped with the Umbilical Cord still attached if the artist first explains that she is 18.

Doc Jingles represents Doopie's tired and overplayed Machiavellian tactic of playing the victim. Rather then stand up for herself, Doopie would rather cry her big salty tears because, like always, there will be someone like Doc Jingles who will push the report button so that Doopie can say that she never did it.

Ironically, despite all his pusillanimous posts trying to establish himself as a Bad ass, Doopie's big, toughie of a bottom bitch Jess still has said nothing in reference to or against the attacks being made against Doopie. Doc Jingles probably has some Chris Chan styled fantasy that if he keeps defending her, Doopie will see him as being more of a man than Jess and dump her free room and board supplying cuckold Boyfriend for Doc Jingles no working, jobless, fat ass.

Karasz



Karasz or  Karasz is one of Doopie's A-Logging style, angry fanboys that believes that if he throws enough baseless threats around and acts like an all around tough guy on twatter that people will become convinced that he's a man, a big STRONG man, intent on and fully capable of protecting his Trailor Trash Princess love interest. Karasz believes that when people realize what a big strong man he is and how Doopie's enemies might have to face his baseless threats on twitter, they will be less likely to attack Doopie with their mean words.