BBQ Becky

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According to this cow; it is a felony to use charcoal on a barbecue grill in the area of the park that is designated for barbecuing while being black.

Ever wondered what happens when upper/middle class white people move into low income minority neighborhoods and who they themselves, try to boss around the blacks and hispanics that have already been living in said neighborhood long before they? Well, look no further. BBQ Becky is the perfect example of why pasty whites should leave that neighborhood watch bullshit in the suburbs or stay the fuck in their nice white picket fence homes where the only contact that they have with minorities is Manuel who comes around every other week to tend to their gardens. Dr. Jennifer Schulte or BBQ Becky is a white landwhale who had become a meme when she was recorded and chastised by another yet cooler Caucasian female for harassing a black family for having a barbecue in the park in Oakland, California. When her plan of trying to flex her nuts backfired on her, she called the cops on the family and said women. This in turn worsen the situation for her and essentially did what every feminist or liberal does when they are confronted/called out over their bullshit; play the victim and cry. BBQ Becky is essentially gentrification at it's finest. Surely, the writer of this eloquent and informative article knows that you have stumbled across a BBQ Becky a few times in your life. They come in various of shapes and sizes (usually portly) and most likely sports the "I would like to speak with your manager!" type of haircut.

Negroes barbecuing in my park?

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baww bitch

The tale of BBQ Becky begins on May 14, 2018 in one of California's many shitty gang infested cities, Oakland. A black family had been enjoying the spring day via barbecuing at the local park in a relatively peaceful manner which is rather surprising considering when blacks get together, someone always ends up being shot, arrested, beaten up, high, or dead. The day had been going great for said family until their fun and great grilled cooking was sniffed out by Jennifer Schulte, one of those concerned white mom types whose presence is the perfect euphemism for the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings; all the Japs having fun until the a flash of light followed by a boom. Apparently, she was sure that grilling with charcoal in that area of the park was prohibited despite being a barbecuing area with no signs anywhere in site saying that charcoal grilling isn't allowed. In a very rare act of being civil, members of the black family told her that she was in the wrong and pointed out the obvious, no signs prohibiting the use of charcoal. They had actually tried to reason with Jennifer but it then became a passive aggressive argument between a few of the blacks with Jennifer. However, being the elitist she was, Jennifer believed that these unruly niggers had no right to correct her. She did the one thing that would scare any black person, she called tha po po. By then, this disturbance caught the attention of by standers enough for them to get involved and tell Jennifer that she is harassing them. One by stander who had been recording the ordeal went up the Jennifer and told her to fuck off. Jennifer felt as if she was being threatened asked for the camera person's ID which the women had gladly produced. However, Jennifer snatched the ID out of her hand and put it in her pocket refusing to give it back. The situation then escalated even further as now not only this fat bitch was harassing people but had now stolen someone's property in attempt to take a photo to dox. Seeing that everything had backed fired, her white privilege had failed, she then hysterically called the cops now assuming the role as the victim. Jennifer tried to seek refuge from the angry women who she stole from in a nearby grocery store who had followed her. She then hysterically tried to enlist the help of the grocers but that also failed. Hilarity further ensued when the cops finally came and she sobbingly told her side of the story trying to press charges on everyone. Thus the video was uploaded by the women's husband and the world was graced by the newest Trigglypuff, dubbed BBQ Becky. In all of her bulbous glory, she had quickly become a meme overnight.

==Jennifer Sh