User talk:Constantine

Welcome, Constantine

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

We realize a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's just the most important info:

• Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable. Further tutorials of use can be found here.
• To answer a message, reply on the user's talk page (Tab at the top that says 'discussion').
• Sign your comments by using four tildes (like this ~~~~)
• These are the sysops. If you have a problem, talk to them. They're here to help; we promise.
• The TJC is the community portal. It's linked to from every page; just look at the top left of the page. Check it daily.
• Use Special:Upload to upload pictures. Be sure to give them meaningful names. Also, do not upload any CP or Bestiality pr0n or you will be b&.
• Feeling social? Enjoy forums? Join here.
• See ED:HELP and ED:POLICY for everything else.

---

TKN Bot 15:32, 10 April 2013 (EDT)

Hold Up There, Sport

Before you start running around adding links and references to your latent abortion of an article, Mercedes Haefer‎, you need to actually, ya know...FINISH IT! Or at least expand it to the point of not looking like a blatant attack article that's going to get flushed in two weeks or less. --Onideus 18:03, 7 July 2013 (EDT)

Sorry, I'm bringing in more help right now, and you're right, I should have worked out more content first. My apologies for the premature ejaculation.