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{{spoilers|sayori is suicidal, yuri is a masochist, natsuki gets beaten by her dad and monika is literally jesus}}
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{{spoilers|[https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6630711/doki-doki-literature-club-police-school-warning-suicide/ some edgy kid killed themselves over this shit game]}}
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[[File:Dan_Bawww.png|thumb|right|Dan Salvato thinks trap jokes are very offensive]]
[[File:Dan_Bawww2.png|thumb|left|It's ironic considering he makes suicide and sexual jokes in his game]]
 
[[File:DDLC- Not Even Once.jpg|thumb|''DDLC'': Not even once]]
'''''Doki Doki Literature Club''''' (Alternative titles: Most Overrated Game of 2017, Not A Game: The Game, and "I'm Not Scared, You Are!") is a brand new [[no|amazing]] <s>[[visual novel]]</s> [[dating sim]] created by [[Weeaboo|Dan Salvato]] that [[fail|attempts]] to lure unsuspecting [[faggots|gamers]] into playing a [[cute]] anime visual novel, but [[it's a trap|surprising them with]] [[lulz|suicide]] and "[[creepypasta|horror]]." Typical edgelord bait-and-switch writing.
 
[[Gone Home|Although it is frequently called a "game," it is not a fucking game]]. The majority of the [[waste|time spent "playing" ''DDLC'']] is either used clicking "next" or skipping if you want to get through its ''[[Uncyclopedia|Encyclopædia Britannica]]'' worth of dialogue, and if you think that should be considered as playing a game, you should play the game of reading an actual fucking book. Even after all of that, the rest of the garbage is clicking [[random]] words to complete a poem because, just in case you forgot, you are playing a fag in a literature club. Between this and watching paint dry, it's better to just [[Amanda Todd|drink bleach]].  
 
==Plot==
[[File:DokiSouls.jpg|200px|thumb|Plot summary]]
Like all [[Shit|visual novels]]. There is no plot.  
 
''DDLC'' focuses on the [[You|protagonist]] going to a school and getting indoctrinated by the communists in the classroom nobody uses. Like every single other visual novel, you play as a guy who, in the real world, [[Loser|would have killed himself yesterday]], but because this is not real, you get a harem of girls after your nano-sized cock.
 
Here is an easy to learn guide in case you have terminal cancer or are Alexander Litvinenko, who is dying of polonium poisoning, and are wondering how to spend the last six hours of your life as uneventfully as humanly possible.  
 
 
1.) Pick anyone:
:*Sayori and Yuri become [[an hero]], Natsuki gets deleted off-screen, Monika finally reveals that she's been amplifying their issues to make them less appealing to you and have your micropenis all to herself. If you delete her character file instead, she restores everybody and becomes [[an hero]] herself. Sayori then becomes the [[President]] and tries to have your micropenis all to herself forever and ever, only for Monika to [[cock block]] her and literally [[delete fucking everything]] this time.
 
 
2.) Pick Monika:
:*You can't, unless you installed a mod or something. Yeah, [[You|some virgins who consider these girls as their waifus]] actually spent time to create different mods of this game.
 
 
It is also straight up pointless to get to the ending after wading through the shit because if you were stupid enough to think you could at least fuck their dead bodies at the end (even though you spend a whole weekend with Yuri's body and watch her decompose), you are in for a revelation for just how much time you have wasted.
 
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=="Characters"==
What characters?
 
Because Salvato is a creativity-deprived hack, he only created four pieces of cardboard cut-outs for this "game." They are all uninteresting cardboard cut-outs ripped straight off from other pieces of media, and those that aren't are cliche anime tropes that have been [[your mom|done to death]] several times over. Similar to other garbage like [[FNAF|other]] [[Undertale|games]] of the same popularity, [[Some argue|fans of ''DDLC'' will say]] all the characters in this game are deep and thoughtful, but people who are not insane and have some semblance of any kind of basic human reasoning abilities can clearly see through this cheap cop-out.
 
===[[God|Monika]]===
Very generic and basic "[[Mary sue|perfect girl]]" that in the end is revealed to be a [[Bot|sentient AI]] who [[JEWS DID WTC|is responsible for every single thing that has gone wrong with the game]]. She justifies her [[Hax|destroying the game]] all for a single motive: to [[Raep|fuck]] you. Not the protagonist, no, [[you]], the [[guro]]-obsessed [[weeaboo]] playing this garbage. She's capable of breaking more 4th walls than [[Deadpool]], [[Undertale]] and [[Rick and Morty]] combined.
 
===[[Tsundere|Natsuki]]===
[[File:Natsuki.jpg|thumb|right|Feed me your cock]]
Unfathomably annoying, [[loli]], and also the victim of [[child abuse]]. Is also an obvious [[trap]] ([[Shit nobody cares about|she's strong enough for her size to carry a whole bag of ingredients by herself]]). She is the only character to die that doesn't become [[an hero]], instead being deleted. A decidedly un-lulzy way to die. Remember, you can just delete her (and Yuri) at the start of the game and nothing would change.
 
===[[Depression|Sayori]]===
The generic character trope of "I'm happy with no cares in the world!" that turns out actually being very depressed their entire life. Later revealed to have been caused by Monika, but that still doesn't excuse this generic piece of shit. Somehow more annoying than Natsuki. First to become an hero, and also does so regardless of choice, further enforcing how much this "game" isn't a game. Her suicide is the first of many "spooky-ookies," a good name for this game's half-assed attempts to jump scare you.
 
===[[Edgy|Yuri]]===
[[BDSM|Masochistic]] [[emo]] [[whore]] who has a fetish for knives and cutting. Most popular among [[guro]]fags and [[12-year-old boys]] because of her big [[tits]] which conveniently mask her complete lack of character or any type of personality besides being [[asking for it|eye candy]] for the [[weeb]]s that play the game. Becomes obsessed with [[you]] later in the "game," leading to many [[lulzy]] attempts to spook you with her [[unrealistic expectations|unrealistic]] obsession over your [[weeaboo]] tumor of a fucking face. [[Sick fuck|Also sends you letters contaminated with her blood, urine, feces and bodily fluids]]. Her knives are made in [[China]], by the way. That explains why it took three stabs to get rid of her for good.
 
===[[You|Protagonist]]===
Generic faceless blank slate for the player to project on, or that would be the case if the protagonist wasn't their own character that you get to watch and sometimes influence the decisions of. A [[you|weeaboo]], and somehow [[unrealistic expectations|has everyone wanting to suck his micro penis]]. He seems to try to help everyone while remaining oblivious to anything happening unless it's stated in front of him. Probably has a bigger dick than [[chode|yours]]. [[unrealistic expectations|Somehow]] has [[unrealistic expectations|everyone]] wanting [[unrealistic expectations|his]] goddamned [[unrealistic expectations|cock]]. <big>[[Unrealistic Expectations]].</big>
 
==Scares==
This "game's" idea of horror is its "[[Slenderman|unsettling]]" atmosphere (static overlay, a heartbeat, maybe some backwards music, i.e., the general shitty atmosphere of terrible horror games), [[FNAF|jump scares]] with spooky faces and [[funny|"scary"]] corrupted imagery, and also just random shit like [[communist|red]] vision, character's [[guro|eyes popping out of their sockets]] or they having photo realistic eyes and mouth in a hilarious display of absurd horror, not unlike ''Goosebumps'', which is far scarier and hilarious than this insult to [[FNAF|ANY]] [[Sad Satan|other]] horror game, good or [[Gynophobia|bad]].
 
==Project Autism? (Libitina)==
According to several edgy Reddit and YouTube users [[last Thursday]], the entire purpose of this pile of shit is but a bait for the upcoming game coming from Team Salvato's anus. To find out the game's secrets, [[Losers|people]] such as Mithost and Warchamp7 used their autism magic. Turns out the character file for each of the four characters DOES have secrets, which include:
 
* A [[atheism|scientific]] report that disproves the existence of [[God]] due to how horribly formatted it is.
* One crappy image that requires Photoshop to turn it into a [[White Devils|white girl]].
* Another crappy image which turns out to be a dumb teaser written by Monika for the new game.  
* A crappy edgy poem written by Yuri saying something about having the [[Goatse|third eye opened somewhere on her body]].
 
It's truly amazing how Team Salvato made these people wasted their life to do something this pointless.
 
==(Over)reactions to ''DDLC''==
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==Gallery==
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==Videos==
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==See Also==
*[[ProJared]] - Who actually ranked this shit above games such as ''Super Mario Odyssey'' and ''Sonic Mania'' in his 'best games of 2017' video because he is a smug faggot who thinks his opinion are special.
*''[[Yandere Simulator]]'' - Edgy garbage game like this one as well except it's actually a game.
*[[Creepypasta]]
 
==External Links==
*{{kym|memes/subcultures/doki-doki-literature-club Doki Doki Literature Club}}
*[http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/ Game on Steam]
*{{twitter|dansalvato|Dan Salvato's Twitter}}
*{{twitter|lilmonix3|Monika's Twitter}}
*[https://www.reddit.com/r/DDLC/ ''DDLC'' Subreddit]
 
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