User talk:Schnookums

	“	Listen, and understand. That weasel is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, so long as there are edits to be made.	„

you know what you did

and what you didn't do. fuck you with a rake. and fuck you for what you didn't do. —  VX  08:48, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

• Which end of the rake? The INSUFFERABLE Tim 08:52, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Tim the Insufferable wanna yiff? ^reply 08:54, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

• Sorry, xir. I don't yiff transsexuals. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 13:10, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

You could only perceive me as transsexual if you were because I'm not. ^reply 13:35, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

• Oh so you haven't had your operation yet? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll make a fine young he-she when it's through. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 13:54, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Schnookums doesn't normally display affection to other male furs like this, Tim. You should feel privileged! Vermin    14:04, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Tim rejected my advances so I should take that a sign God wants me to be straight. ^reply 14:18, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Hello fur-iend

Hope I'm not distracting you if you're busy. I just wanted to drop a quick message to you saying I'm glad to see you're back full force again on the wiki and I hope you're doing well.

It's difficult to get a good WiFi signal up here in space, but when I am able to get one, I plan on helping you out with writing articles and such. It's been a while since we last worked together! I'm not interested in slapfights or satirical insults toward random users this time around, I promise. I haven't enough time for that these days, and plus being way up here has given me time to clear my head and realize there's no point in doing it.

It may be difficult to trust me given my past history, but I assure you I'm only here to help. Sorry about anything stupid from before. I checked my superiority complex back at planet Earth. Vermin    14:21, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

go away vermin nobody likes you and no one buys your lies anymore Tigercommander 14:26, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

You'll never be trusted but I do believe your statements are genuine and sincere. Glad the break helped you clear your mind. You aren't new anymore so you know where my priorities are. Do you think he likes me? ^reply 14:35, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

He rejected my advances as well. Could he be playing hard to get? Vermin    14:59, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

	“	That's not very insufferable of you.	„
	—Vermin

^reply 15:03, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

(edits) Lol tigercommander's just being friendly. He's such a funny guy.   Agent Otter Whiskers  23:50, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

That's fine, I'm all for being friendly or teased, but he shouldn't edit talk posts, especially during a moment of sincerity. I would prefer he adds his own post underneath it instead like he did above. That's all I was saying. Vermin    00:31, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

I wonder how he'll edit this one... ^   Agent Otter Whiskers  00:34, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

lol noooo... Vermin   

Welcome back

Nice to see you around again. --JuniusThaddeus 14:38, 6 April 2015 (EDT)

Skool shooter anniversary celebration

to celebrate the columbine sweet 16... and the vtech massacre's 8th ani AOTN - APRIL 16TH = Cho Seung Hui

AOTN - APRIL 20TH = Columbine

Threat advisory for 16 / 20 would be something to do with guns i guess or skool

AlGore 02:54, 7 April 2015 (EDT)

lock plz

Hi there, lock the Lord Foxworth‎ article pls. His circlejerk is trying to edit out the info that he's a troll --Günter 13:03, 7 April 2015 (EDT)

How do I AOTN?

How do I create AOTNs kthanxbi --LoverOfBats 17:56, 9 April 2015 (EDT)

Thanks for the help.

I now have the l33t skillz to manage the front page. (I am going to abuse my powers hard. :3)

Also, minor note for one of the future articles of the now. April 16th is the anniversary of the Virginia Tech shooting, but you set the article for the 19th. --LoverOfBats 18:17, 10 April 2015 (EDT)

Re: homophobe

I'm a bit uncomfortable that a couple of things I put up seemed a bit venomously pointed.

I feel a bit awkward that a couple of things I put up seemed venomously pointed, when really I don't care, be homophobic, it's nothing to do with me. I'm maybe missing the point Deadpriest 11:16, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Don't mind Schnookums, Deadpriest, he just has a lot of hate in his heart. It's black as coal! He needs spiritual healing! Vermin    11:21, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

right right

Shamone

I don't have as much free time these days, and I never intend to use IRC again, but should you ever decide to enable your e-mail this user function again allow me to inbox you on the forums or venture into Tinychat, I would be interested in resuming our conversations where we left off back in the Sickpuppy days. The ones about working together and improving the wiki, and having playful exchanges on the side (excluding any negativity toward other users, of course).

And to anyone else reading this: anything "mean" I say to this guy is obviously a joke, so cool your Dorito's! Vermin    11:44, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Use public channels for communication. And to be safe, I'm going to tone down the teasing. It's boring that way but I'm more interested in maintaining the peace and quiet.

As for busy, don't expect any pity from me. I was serious when I didn't intend on returning until 2016. At the moment I'm working 60 hours a week between two jobs. But it's worth it, because next year I'm going to own a house and won't ever pay rent again. ^reply 12:15, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Boring is what causes people to lose interest in ED and stop coming around to help. As of now, your amusing replies on the forum were the only thing I was expectedly logging in to see, and seeing you back at the helm rekindled my interest in caring for the wiki again after I moved. If I'm not having fun, then what's the point? If anyone is unable to interpret our banter as playful, then that's their fault, and it shouldn't stop us from having fun while we work together.

I'm happy to hear you're working hard toward your dream. I've always been a renter as opposed to an owner when it comes to residency, as I have no intentions of marrying or getting into a relationship, and thus have no one to own a house with. I don't need my own house to be happy in life either, I'm personally happy being single and being a renter. I hope everything with your house works out for you. Vermin    12:32, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Conflict means that I have to deal with politics which inevitably leads to unneeded bureaucracy. After a while it gets tedious and very predictable. Never be need others to entertain yourself and you'll be truly free. ^reply 14:28, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

You should know better than most that conflict and politics will exist on ED no matter what. But if I catch the drift of what you're saying, then what you're doing is unnecessary, and it won't lead to that. Don't worry about it. Just have fun.

While I was on my space mission, I ran into Mr. J'onzz. He's enjoying a quiet life at home with his cats, and he said hello and hopes that everyone can have fun and work productively together without the very politics which lost his interest in ED. Vermin    14:42, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

I am being myself, you just don't know it. Now I require sleep. ^reply 14:45, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

Don't I? :>

Just remember who the captain of furfaggotry is around here, chief, and there won't be any conflict. Vermin    01:53, 12 April 2015 (EDT)

answer to a question that wasn't asked

I wish I hadn't put anything on the animal abuse page, also.

answer to a question that wasn't asked

I wish I hadn't put anything on the animal abuse page, also. Deadpriest 15:57, 11 April 2015 (EDT)

AZHK

• The situation has already been handled, no need to try and stir up a shit-storm where there isn't one. Talk | Contribs 15:37, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

I'm not, but it seems you were. ^reply 15:39, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

Also I deleted what you added to their userpage, you said you aren't trying to stir up a shit-storm where there isn't one, correct? ^reply 15:40, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

Except that it's clear they're the person the evil-unveiled article was talking about, just labeling them accordingly. Talk | Contribs 15:42, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

So you were trying to bait them and stir up a shit-storm. Anyways you just told me they were were a vandal so I banned them. ^reply 15:50, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

I didn't ban them because it looked like they were going to contribute a new article to the wiki, which they did. I gave them sufficient warning that continuing to fuck with the evil-unveiled article about them would get them banned, and put the stuff on their user page because I was just busting their balls. Thanks for sticking your nose in this dumbass, you've more than likely run off a contributing new user before they had a chance to flesh out their first article. Talk | Contribs 17:07, 14 April 2015 (EDT)

What an ironic statement coming from someone who had their sysop previously taken from them for running off new contributors. Only in this case, you're enabling a rule-breaking vandal to write a butthurt revenge article instead of deleting day-old articles and telling the authors they suck.

Schnookums was right to do his job and stick his nose in this, this was clearly someone signing on to vandalize an article which was very likely written about them, and back their actions up by calling it "lies and slander" and attacking the person who exposed their sickfuckery. When all else fails, they go and write a butthurt attack article about the person who wrote the Evil-unveiled article about them in order to get revenge (which by the way has zero internet relevance/drama/interest period), and here you are encouraging them to do it, after vandalizing their user page and calling them a pedo. Are you really that dense, BakaRed? Vermin    01:10, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Look BakaRed, if you aren't going to ban someone then don't bait them by fucking with their userpage. On the other hand, if we don't want someone on the wiki, ban their ass and decorate their userpage accordingly. ^reply 08:33, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

Miyazaki article

Bah, I'm in a funk. Critique away, I'm not sure what else I can write that hasn't been mentioned already. --Cloudsoda 16:02, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

{{Lulcowboard}}

Could you restore it? I'm working on an article for the board itself to tie all of its drama together. JEWS^✡ 21:15, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

Bummer. Thanks anyways! JEWS^✡ 23:50, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

Okay Miyazaki for real this time. Honest.

I gotta stop being a lazy douchebag and reply earlier next time. Critique plox. --Cloudsoda 19:46, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Welcome spam?

Excuse me, wtf is going on with the welcome spam? 1sam234 17:46, 30 April 2015 (EDT)

Snapchat

Here you go: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Snapchat

So, Snapchat is the third most popular social media platform right now, yet ED had no article for it (but does have hundreds talking about Myspace). This is part of my project of updating ED pages so everything doesn't look stuck in the mid to late 2000s (I've been purging pages of their Myspace references and will keep going, probably going to need to do the same to many Live Journal references since it has fallen way behind since 2012).

I uploaded two files I grabbed off Google that I plan to add to the article, File:Snapchat hacked.jpg and File:Snapchat hottie.jpg. The only rules I saw were no CP/bestiality, no using ED like imgur, and give the files meaningful names. If there are some other rules please let me know before I add pics.

Thanks for the help. Zew0 11:52, 9 May 2015 (EDT)

I'm afraid

Have I been banned? Deadpriest

DOSFag

I'm glad you disabled their account for a few days. They were whiny as all hell. --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 23:49, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

Do you think we should revoke their editor privileges or even ban them for good if they keep this whiny shit going? They've already been banned twice in their two to three days as an editor. 1sam234 00:04, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

If he continues to whine on the TJC and make life difficult, there is a good chance he'll get permanbanned,but usually that is saved for vandals--Boudica 00:08, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

The only reason he is whining is cuz ppl are trolling him and making it hard for him to work on the wiki. If ppl just left him alone he wouldn't do this. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:26, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

It takes a lot of willpower not to troll someone who reacts like this. Definitely when it is so fucking easy to do. I really don't know why he thought this would be a good place for him. --ImperialGuard 01:47, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

I don't see this ending well.--Boudica 16:58, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

not attention seeking, self pity

You find me creepy and a bit ghoulish, sorry, I'll find another sysops to bother when I need guidance (sorry) I'm not being whining I thought I was being a good person It's very early in the morning. I am deadpriest .

Howzat?

Got some lulzy quotes, threw a few more pics on there. I'm not sure what would be good clip material, because 90% of it is "Top Shit You Didn't Know" videos, while the rest are weeaboos filming each other. [1] --Cloudsoda 20:29, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

Page-Blank Revert Script

Excellent work, now I no longer have to refresh the recent changes page every minute or bother clicking the rollback button as often. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 12:56, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

Mikemikev

Just to point out user: Oliver Smith is Mikemikev on the JuniusThaddeus entry. Mikemikev is impersonating me (though rather poorly). He also impersonated Junius Thaddeus by using his real name at reddit.Kromscape 09:58, 24 May 2015 (EDT)

Lock Mikemikev talk-page

Hey thanks for removing those pages. Mikemikev keeps returning on the talk page of the Mikemikev entry, so you should lock it. I'm no longer wasting any more time responding to him there. Kromscape 12:25, 26 May 2015 (EDT)

help me fix templates

• Having some problems fixing some stuff regarding templates. Firstly, the tumblr series template is made in such a way that it's centralized, but it also centralizes everything beneath it. I can't figure out how to fix it but keep the thing in the middle. oddguy 17:18, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

• Yo, I took all he templates and shoved them on the sandbox. Separated them into ones that I reduced to 80% width and ones I didn't because couldn't figure out how without breaking them/making them ugly or didn't think were worth bothering with. If you're at all interested in continuing this pointless project this will help. I'm burned out on it. oddguy 13:17, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

My image

Excuse me. Can you please remove this image, File:Paul tibbitt are these yours by toon o clock-d82mna7.jpg from the MysteriousMrEnter ED page?

This was originally a drawing of mine and I no longer wish for it to be shared in public.

I apologize if I seem to be bothering you or if this isn't the right place to ask. I'm new to this website. — Preceding comment added by Toon-o-clock (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Unless you can speak Ukrainian and have a court order by a judge in Ukraine (or if there's a copyright on the image), we don't have to take shit down, faggot. --(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 22:13, 2 June 2015 (EDT)

It's not a matter of copyright it's a matter of common decency. We will review it. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:46, 2 June 2015 (EDT)

Beam-oh

I noticed in BMO's welcome message, his signature is plainer than Jane. And that girl is pretty plain, oh, let me tell ya!

I propose adding this image to his sig, and have it link to his article. Whaddaya think?

BMO 09:06, 10 June 2015 (lunar time)
 Vermin    09:08, 10 June 2015 (EDT)

I'm gonna leave it plain for now. ^reply 10:31, 10 June 2015 (EDT)

aayyy

muh email is fucked yet again somehow, try this —  VX  06:36, 19 June 2015 (EDT)

thanks!

Thank you!!!!! Now I'm motivated to do more! Lena Kochman needs more lulz. Kickass 14:26, 22 June 2015 (EDT)