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| '''Deadpool''' is the name of a popular Marvel Comics character created by Rob Liefeld, a hapless cartoon fan turned artist/writer/whatever who suffers from [[Same Face Syndrome]]. DP had his mouth sewn shut (not a bad idea!) and was killed at the end of the 2009 [[shit|fantastic]] ''[[Wolverine]]'' [[movie]]. However, '''that''' Deadpool was completely different from the comic book version of himself, something his [[fanboys|fans]] [[Nerd_rage|found perfectly acceptable]] and even commented that this reimagined version [[lie|was immensely better than the original comic version]] of Deadpool. OMGWTFBBQ!
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| Deadpool, the comic book character, is known for breaking the [[fourth wall]] by speaking to readers and commenting sarcastically on the [[Disney|Marvel]] universe in general. Amazingly enough, Deadpool actually can be [[lie|funny]] and his [[Sick fuck|twisted sense of humor]] has made him popular across [[B|/b/]] and [[4chan]] in general, mainly because he is what Legi0n used to be: crazed, incredibly violent, misogynistic and nigh-indestructible. [[Gay|Ryan Reynolds]], who played Deadpool in the ''Wolverine'' movie, returned to his role in (two and counting!) standalone ''Deadpool'' films, in 2016 and 2018, which [[Truth|completely ignored everything that happened to Deadpool in the Wolverine movie.]] Even so, [[butthurt]] fanboys bitched and moaned about how [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|HE'S NOT BEING DONE RIGHT]] [[oneoneone|AGAIN!!!1!1!111!1]]
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| [[File:Deadpoolandafan.jpg|thumb|right|how Deadpool should always be portrayed, with his dick being rammed into something]]
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| == The Gay Meme ==
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| In the spirit of the [[Transformers]] FIRRIB and other internet homosexuality that can only come from the [[Autistic|astute]] minds of [[basement-dweller|basement dwelling man children]] who feel threatened if the [[sane|uninitiated]] don't understand their nerd culture; we have been awarded these words of wisdom that should serve as a reminder to anyone who cares who came first or who was ripped off of whom:
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| {{Quote|Slade Wilson taught Wade Wilson to do the [[Batman|Deathstroke]] in the Deadpool|Nerds}}
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| You see, Slade Wilson or Deathstroke is the original character because he has the more active role. Deathstroke first appeared in a ''[[Teen Titans]]'' comic in 1980, while Deadpool (Wade Wilson) first appeared in a Marvel title in 1991 -- ELEVEN YEARS LATER. Deathstroke is the teacher, suggesting Deadpool is the copy because DP is taking the passive role. DP started as a ripoff (or "homage" if the lawsuit fails) of a DC character. None of this who-was-first shit matters, the point is that basement-dwelling [[Chris-Chan|fat]] [[retards]] all over the world were [[butthurt]] that their precious Liefeld whoreboy was "co-opted" by Ryan "The Smallprick" Reynolds and [[Fox]], and made sort of [[Something is on fire|actually "entertaining"]]. Liefeld is like a low-rent Frank Miller anyway.
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| {{quote|Liefeld, a fan of the [[Teen Titans]] comics, showed his new character to then-writer Fabian Nicieza. Upon seeing the costume and noting his characteristics (killer with super agility), Nicieza contacted Liefeld, saying "this is Deathstroke from Teen Titans". Nicieza gave Deadpool the real name of "Wade Wilson" as an inside-joke to being "related" to "Slade Wilson", Deathstroke.[16]|quoted directly from the Wikipedia article, and you all know TOW is "trustworthy lol"}}
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| Fuck this, I'm getting drunk for having to legitimize this [[shit|tribble]] by writing it down.
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||Deadpool|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Hooray for Hollywood.png
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| Image:Deadpool.jpg|Deadpool proves that hitting women is not only funny, but always appropriate!
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| File:Deadpool zombies.jpg
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| File:Deadpool kick to the nuts.jpg
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| File:Metalhead Deadpool.gif
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Angry Deadpool.png
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| File:Deadpool guns.jpg
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| File:Deadpool and Harley.png
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| File:Deadpool's speedo.jpg
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| File:Dudepool Abides.PNG
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| File:Love and Peace Deadpool.jpg
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| File:Taco Deadpool.jpg
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| Image:Deadpool_etiquette_lesson.jpg|This image proves that Deadpool is awesome, unlike that pussy Captain America.
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| Image:Deadpoolyellowboxes.jpg|Deadpool is popular for breaking the fourth wall (constantly), [[You_have_no_friends|causing them to believe they have friends]].
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| Image:Deadcakes.jpg|Deadpool on a typical day.
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| File:I Am In Love.png|Bitches [[Less than three|<3]] Deadpool!
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| Image:Deadpool mercwithmouth 4chan in superhero form.jpg|And they both have cancer!
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| Image:Deadpool hits the ladies.jpg|Once again proving that hitting women is [[awwright]]
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| Image:Michael Barrymore Deadpool.jpg|Deadpool [[IRL]].
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| Image:Deadpoolpinkiepie.jpg|Deadpool is [[brony]] for fourth wall breaker [[My Little Pony|Pinkie Pie]].
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| ==Deadpool Done Right==
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| [[File:Deadpool.png|right|130px|"Seems legit..."]]
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| <center><youtube>G1R5PhReY5k</youtube></center>
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| ===Deadpool The Video Game===
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| {{spoilers|[[Yo dawg|Deadpool was playing Deadpool]] this whole time!}}
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| <center>{{fv|Deadpool game videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>DWw5X9o-cyk</youtube>
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| |<youtube>zLbV1wM_caA</youtube>
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| |<youtube>0kxb2kBWRHw</youtube>
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| |<youtube>rpa3Q8w2wxg</youtube>
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| }}</center>
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| ===Deadpool The Movie (2016)===
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| <center>{{fv|Deadpool movie videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
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| |<youtube>SDX3DDcpCwc</youtube>
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| |<youtube>tUEkqZxLyrg</youtube>
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| }}</center>
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Batman]]
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| * [[Dead-Pool]]
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| * [[Fourth Wall]]
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| * [[Lobo]]
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| * [[Spiderman]]
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| * [[Wolverine]]
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