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| [[File:Halloween 1 1978 Poster.jpg|300px|thumb|The movie that birthed a million <strike>nightmares</strike> shitty sequels.]]
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| Imagine, if you will, a long-running franchise of [[horror]] movies featuring a [[Star Trek|William Shatner]] lookalike killer who goes around chopping up people, dying and coming back to life over and over. Now imagine that movie franchise has been endlessly milked and rebooted. What you have is the '''''Halloween''''' movie series and franchise. While not spanning more films than the endless Friday the 13th series, the series manages to have a very loppy semi-continuity, with the [[Old|original]] 1978 film serving as the jumping off point for all but the two shitty [[Music|Rob Zombie]]-produced remakes.
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| The main character is serial killer Michael Myers, a masked psycho on a quest to kill off the rest of his family. Not to be confused with a very different [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Austin_Powers_International_Man_of_Mystery_theatrical_poster.jpg Mike Myers].
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| ==Halloween 1 (1978) and Halloween 2==
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| [[File:Michael Myers Halloween better get up meme.png|thumb|300px|Memechael Myers]]
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| Halloween 1 and 2 are basically the same movie. But since Halloween 1 did so well, the producers made a second one which takes place on the same night as the first one and continues from the first one. Both are pretty good slasher flicks... for the 1970s/1980s.
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| In Halloween 1, the story starts with Michael Myers as a [[shota|young boy]] killing his sister and family. His [[Cl0r0x|nutty]] ass is then locked up in a loony bin for almost a decade after which he escapes during a visit from the good doctor "Dr. Loomis". After which he proceeds to go back to his hometown of Haddonfield and go on a [[Torrents|kickass]] killing spree on his way to find his (secretly) post-murders-adopted sister Laurie Strode (played by Jamie Lee Curtis) and take her out. The second one takes place later the same night in a hospital and follows Myers going after Strode [[recycling|yet again]].
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| Also - there's [[tits]] in the first one, for ya pervs interested in that.
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| ==[[shit|Halloween 3 Season of the Witch]]==
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| [[File:The night no one comes home Halloween 3.jpg|thumb|right]]
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| After two successful slasher flicks based on the main character, Michael Meyers, Hollywood executives decided to remove him from the series, and employ a chickenshit storyline about a mask company called Silver Shamrock (owned by a old Irish cunt who was totally gay for child sacrifice) which essentially culminated in [[slut|easy and cheap]] special effects of maggots and bugs crawling from under the masks, having devoured the wearer. [[sarcasm|SCARY!!!!]] The directors wanted to originally make Halloween as a yearly standalone anthology film with different characters for each one, so that was the motivation behind this insipid crock of shit. Season of The Witch was a flop at the box office, and has been almost universally panned by fans of the franchise, almost as maligned as the awful Rob Zombie remakes from the 2000s.
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| Also - spoiler alert , there aren't even any fucking witches in the film - [[Fake News|FALSE ADVERTISING]]!!! [[Lie|The film isn't that bad on its own though.]]
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| ==Halloween 4-6==
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| Halloween 4-6 basically just retcon stuff from the first few movies and add a bunch of ''weirdo'' [[cult]] stuff to the backstory.. Really unnecessary, but still feature Michael Myers.... As if these weren't enough movies, they were followed up by...
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| ==Halloween H20 and Halloween Resurrection==
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| Halloween H20 takes place 20 years after the first 2 Halloween films, thus the corny pun in the name ([[Trying too hard|HAHA H20 water pun]] [[nope|lol]]) and also ignores the other films for a new story arc. In this film, Laurie Strode is now the [[Dominatrix|headmaster]] of a private boarding school and her son is stalked by Michael Myers as a result of being Michael's nephew. The movie's not that good, but Halloween: Resurrection is even worse. Halloween: Resurrection picks up after H20 and focuses around a reality show where several folks spend the night in the Myers house. (Spoiler: [[Duh|They almost all get slaughtered too.]])
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| ==Rob Zombie's Halloween films==
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| [[File:Rob Zombie Halloween 1.jpg|140px|right]]
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| In the late 2000s, one hit wonder musician Rob Zombie decided to remake the Halloween films as [[emo|very brooding]] long, drawn out shitshows that moral signal how awful bullying is. Only somewhat enjoyable if you go in expecting an entirely different take on Michael Myers and the Halloween story. Not canon, but after all the films - what really is anymore?!?
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| ==Halloween 2018==
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| In 2018, almost a decade after the shitshow that was Rob Zombie's Halloween movies, and the [[Jeb!|low energy]] Halloween H20 and Resurrection movies, John Carpenter and Blumhouse got together to do a new Halloween movie. '''ONCE AGAIN''', they made a movie that completely [[Disregard that, I suck cocks|disregards]] the previous continuities of the series. The movie at least features actor Jamie Lee Curtis again as Laurie Strode, and takes place 30 years after the events of Halloween 1. (They may as well have freakin' called it H30!!)
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{center|<gallery>
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| File:Halloween Movie I Got You A Present meme.jpg
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| File:Most Interesting Man In the World meme Michael Myers 1.jpg
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| File:Straight Outta Haddonfield Michael Myers Halloween movie meme.jpg
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| File:Halloween 2 1981 Meme.jpg
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| File:Perfect Outfit Halloween movie meme.png
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| File:Netflix and Kill or Chill Halloween Michael Myers meme.jpg
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| File:No matter how fast you run Michael Myers.jpeg
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| File:If You thought i wasn't ready for Halloween You're DEAD WRONG Michael Myers meme.jpg
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| File:Michael Myers - Keep Calm I Will Find You Halloween movies meme.jpg
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| File:Halloween 1978 movie phone wallpaper.jpg|phone wallpaper</gallery>}}
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Video nasties]]
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| *[[Serial killer]]
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| *[[Halloween|Halloween - the actual holiday]]
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| *[[Monsters By State]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[https://www.popdust.com/halloween-series-ranked-2586062658.html The Halloween films ranked]
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