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| [[Image:F40.jpg|thumb|250px|[[OMFG]]!]]
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| [[File:F40PHmach.jpg|250px|thumb|F40PH, the killer of furfags!]]
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| The '''F40PH''' is one of the greatest achievements of [[science|modern science]] and is the most [[awesome]] thing ever. It is often used as a counter to the [[furry]] menace on Fridays, which have now become F40PHriday. The General Motors Electro-Motive Division model F40PH is a [[Pwnage|(1.21 GW)]] [[b|B-B]] diesel-electric locomotive with [[Over 9000|3000]] horsepower intended to scare children and carry out its service on [[4chan|Amtrak]], [[New Jersey|New Jersey Transit]], [[Chicago|Metra]], and [[New York|Metro-North Rairoad's]] [[fursecution|intercity]] lines. 400 F40's were built from 1976 onwards, mostly in LaGrange, [[Illinois]]. They run on [[Vespene gas]] and mulched [[fursuits]] with dead corpses inside of them.
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| ==Crusade Against Furries==
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| In an effort to [[kill it with fire|combat]] [[furry|furfags]] on the many [[chan]]s of the Internet, the F40PH is one of many vital tools that should be used. The best way to do this is to flood any Furry Friday thread with a [[XChan_Directory_Dumper|directory dumper]] of some sort, alongside the obligatory [[Fursecution|YIFF IN HELL]] battlecry. Furfags, as well as [[closet furry|moralfag /b/tards]], will take this seriously and will engage in [[shitstorm|epic flamewars]]. Eradication methods are never without their setbacks, however. Posting the F40PH on [http://www.fchan.us Fchan] (even just posting F40PH in the text field) will result in an immediate [[ban]]; it is suggested you use as many [[sockpuppet]]s as possible while [[sage|fighting]] the good fight.
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| ==F40PH Facts==
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| *It's a Locomotive, not a train.
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| *The F40PH is superior to every single locomotive and train in the world. Steam? A Streamliner engine stands no chance. Diesel power? The Dash-9 stands no chance. High speed rail? The ICE, Acela, Shinkansen and not even the TGV stand a chance.
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| *Most Chuck Norris "facts" are instead about F40PH.
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| *If you own an F40PH, you never lose the game.
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| *F40PH wins the game, not its owner.
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| *The F40PH is the enraged and vengeful spirit of Bruce Lee.
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| *Amtrak junked most of them anyway lolol. P42s are for faggots.
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| [[File:P40sretired.jpg|center]]]]
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| ==[[How do I shot web?|How do I operate F40PH?]]==
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| *http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om1.pdf
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| *http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om-s2.pdf
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| *http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-om-s3.pdf
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| *http://www.rr-fallenflags.org/manual/f40-sm.html
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| ==Videos==
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| <center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight:regular;|<youtube>XU1_L5ww3og</youtube>|<youtube>VGpxRPLv_Og</youtube>|<youtube>17PyDGrlmkY</youtube>}}
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| </center>
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|F40PH Gallery|f40phgallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:F40Sea.jpg|Proper sea transportation.
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| Image:YiffF40PH.jpg|F40PH conquers [[Furry]] Friday!
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| Image:F40ERO.JPG|Fuck yeah!
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Partyf40.gif|F40PartyTrain (note 404)
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| Image:Anif40ph.jpg|Cartoon Version
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| Image:Multitrackf40ph.jpg|[[MULTI TRACK DRIFTING]]!!
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| Image:F40phtime.jpg|[[Goofy time|It's F40PH time!]]
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| Image:F40phman.jpg|He'll suck your track.
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| Image:F40phbitches.jpg|Bitches don't know.
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| Image:MTG40PH.jpg|F40MTG
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| Image:Gajinf40ph.jpg|Reaction Guys
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| Image:F40phmanga1.jpg
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| Image:F40phmanga2.jpg|[[Divide by zero|Oh shi-]]
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| Image:F40phxxx.jpg
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| Image:F40phGAY.gif|F40PH [[gay]] blinking shit
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| Image:F40PHGTASA.jpg|GTA San Andreas
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| Image:F40phminecraft.jpg|[[Minecraft|Minecraft Version]]
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| Image:F40phstats.jpg
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| Image:F40phgame.gif|[[Awesome]]!
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| Image:ThatFuckingTrain.jpg|That fucking train
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| Image:F40ph_nazi.jpg|Heil F40PH!
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| Image:F40L.jpg|Lego version
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| Image:CEILINGCATF40PH.JPG|This pic needs moar F40PH!!!1!!
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| Image:F40PH Colbert.png|F40PH makes his debut on [[The Colbert Report|Colbert]].
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| Image:F40phexploite.jpg|exploitable
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| Image:Exploit2.jpg|some more oh exploitable
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| Image:F40phexploit3.jpg|Even moar!
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| Image:F40PH tapestry.png|[[Bayeux Tapestry]] version.
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| Image:F40PH-Shuttle.jpg|Space F40PH
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| Image:F40twins.jpg|Twice the epicness.
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| Image:F40ph thread.PNG|Doing it rite
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| Image:Hamandfrends.png|[[1chan|Ham549]] Approves of it.
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| </gallery>|}}
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.1chan.net/ A chan about trains and locomotives? Sure, why the fuck not.] (oops DOWN)
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| *[http://locomotive.wikia.com/wiki/EMD_F40PH Wikia about it]
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| *[https://www.deviantart.com/f40ph-fan-club/gallery/ [[DeviantArt]] fan gallery lol]
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| *[https://www.viarail.ca/en/about-via-rail/our-fleet/locomotives-f40ph-2 Only moose-fucking [[Canada|Canadians]] still use them]
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| {{memes}}
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