Chat Palace/Log1

<Chat Palace

  Räì†ø:            hold me up bo
  Räì†ø:            have faith in your [[god]]
  [nizmo]×CønstäntTrägêdÿ™: Haha [[God]].
  Räì†ø:            I am the god of the [[internets]]
  Jesse.:           bill gates?
  [nizmo]×CønstäntTrägêdÿ™: lul
  bo:               That wuz like holding up the sky
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  [nizmo]×CønstäntTrägêdÿ™: ROFLE
  Räì†ø:            oh you guys are on px
  bo:               But then he wuz like xD lol
  Räì†ø:            fuck you all im gonna flood you then
  Jesse.:           I do that all the time
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ^grabbing raitos ip
  * [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé * ;Px 4.0.16 gone for 1 second 
  * [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé * ^grabbing raitos ip
  * [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé * ;Px 4.0.16 gone for 1 second 
  * [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé * ^grabbing raitos ip
  kickst:           he's not flooding fast enough
  *** Message from [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ;Px 4.0.16 gone for 4 seconds 
  *** Message from [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ^grabbing raitos ip
  *** Message from [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ;Px 4.0.16 gone for 4 seconds 
  *** Message from [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ^grabbing raitos ip
  [nizmo]×CønstäntTrägêdÿ™: Rofle.
  Jesse.:           close your log?
  Räì†ø:            lol cz3
  [nizmo]×CønstäntTrägêdÿ™: Dreamer, the fuck are you gonna do? DDOS him from Pally?
  [FM]Võngó£å×[Pùp]: it does nothing
  [FM]Võngó£å×[Pùp]: so no point
  Räì†ø:            you gettin mad?
  Räì†ø:            lolz
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ^sending file
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ok there
  Räì†ø:            wot? who?
  Obama is a fraud: hahah
  Jesse.:           he's gunna hax jo0
  Räì†ø:            DO IT PUSSY
  Räì†ø:            I DARE YOU
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: raito, pray you have a virus scan running within 5 minutes
  Räì†ø:            BITCH ASS PUNK ASS PUSSY ASS FAGGOT ASS NYYIGGUUUHHHHHHH
  Jesse.:           ily palace.
  Obama is a fraud: I rmemeber when I was here like 7, 8 years ago and some guy claimed he 
                    hacked my pc and I just laughed
  Obama is a fraud: back when palace wasnt full of [[emo]] sluts lol
  Räì†ø:            i remember when i was here like 100 years ago and i said "jbum invent 
                    palace.. i command thee"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé:  @echo off del c:/windows/system32
  Räì†ø:            felix can verify that story
  Räì†ø:            he woz there
  kickst:           100 years?
  [nizmo]×CønstäntTrägêdÿ™: lul
  Räì†ø:            yes indeed
  kickst:           [[internet]] wasnt even invented
  Räì†ø:            the internet existed in the realm of the GODS
  Obama is a fraud: 100 years ago when palace was a bunch of little kids playing in a pig pen
  Räì†ø:            palace gave the internets NEW meaning
  Räì†ø:            ever since palace
  Räì†ø:            the [[internet]] is NOT jsut for porn
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: i remember when people used to respect hackers, now they think we r 
                    just a joke
  Räì†ø:            dreamerdude
  Räì†ø:            HAX ME PLOX
  Räì†ø:            HAX ME PLOX
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: i hacxk when im bored
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: do something about it
  Obama is a fraud: or doing something iomportant
  Obama is a fraud: hack the little kids pc so everytime the pc starts a million porn pages start up
  Jesse.:           lmao
  Räì†ø:            do it
  bo:               lolololololololololol
  Räì†ø:            i lyk pr0nz
  Jesse.:           NO MOMMY DONT LOOK.
  Obama is a fraud: so when his parents go on they wil be pissed
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: raito do you realize i have so much money from making music that i could 
                    buy your highchool education next year
  Jesse.:           you 50 cent?
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: in [[fact]]
  Obama is a fraud: highschool education dont cost much
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ill bhuy all 4 years for you
  bo:               Really, dreamerdude? what do you do?
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: so your parents can make sure you can eat ramen noodles
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: im a music producer
  Räì†ø:            i realize that if you do have this kind of money that you will spend it on 
                    CRACK because you're a fucking E-TARD
  Räì†ø:            lolz
  Räì†ø:            GO PRODUCE MUSIC AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY [[INTERNETS]]
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: i have my other computer burning 3 cds at a time
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: putting my demo out next week
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: instead of selling my music i made a whole cd
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: lol
  Räì†ø:            oh my [[GOD]] you're a BADASS produce... you mean to tell me that you can burn 
                    THREE CD'S AT THE SAME TIME DREAMERDUDE?!
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: (2:34:02 PM) You are muting Räì†ø
  Räì†ø:            bout fuckin time
  Räì†ø:            [[fag]]
  Jesse.:           lol
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: anyways
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: <
  Räì†ø:            im glad he muted me.. now i can say whatever i want about his silly 
                    crosseyed ass ;D
  Räì†ø:            hook me up with rekord del dreamerdude
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: hmmmmmm
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: interesting
  Räì†ø:            hax me and maek my guitar zer0 pr0
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: hey jesse you wanna know the best thing
  Jesse.:           hm?
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: about my life
  Räì†ø:            tell him no and call him a faggot
  Räì†ø:            lol
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: i can smoke weed and keep my job
  bo:               haha
  bo:               Me too!
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: lmao
  Jesse.:           so can I?
  bo:               I can get high at work
  Räì†ø:            anyone can
  Räì†ø:            e_o
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: i work on the side at ohare airport

*****[AT THIS POINT IN TIME, RAITO PUT ON A "YOU GOT OWNED" AVATAR AND STUCK TO DREAMERDUDE 
       WITH A SCRIPT]

  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: nigga move
  Räì†ø:            OMG HAX
  Räì†ø:            HES PULLIN ME
  bo:               np: Nightwish - Lmao XD
  Räì†ø:            OMG HES HAXIN ME
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: raito i know you like me but for fuck sakes stop trying to get at my nuts
  Räì†ø:            AND MAKIN ME MOVE LIKE HE IS
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: -.-
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: anywaysssss
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: duane is my niggas
  Räì†ø:            i willl translate for this homo
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: nigga
  Räì†ø:            "duane is my lover"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: whats wrong with him
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: only thing i dont like abnout him is he is a fake blood
  Räì†ø:            "only thing i don't like about him is he hurts my feelings"
  Räì†ø:            "because im a whiney beyotch"
  Räì†ø:            "who's a [[hacker]], a producer and a blood"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: im a GD, i wear nothin but black and blue and ride with my gun everywhere
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: i throw gang signs at cops and dont care
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: wayne is fake
  Räì†ø:            "im gangster as hell, please pay attention to me"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ok who wants to bet on how old rato is
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: im thinking 13
  Räì†ø:            "ok im butt hurt by raito"
  Räì†ø:            "he's hurting my internuts"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: meg you have a very pretty bone structure
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: just thought id say that
  Räì†ø:            "I'm a virgin"
  Räì†ø:             (still translating <_< >_> )
  »mÉg··gr¡ff¡n»:   well thanks
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: my moms a model, i notice things lol
  Räì†ø:            "my story is so great that i sit on palace al day long and just tell it 
                    to ANYONE who will listen"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: u fuck eyeballs?
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: nicee
  Jesse.:           lol
  Jesse.:           nah..
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: lol
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: that would be a new one
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ill try it tonight with my chick
  Räì†ø:            "i bet i could fuck an eyeball"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: baby im gonna fuck the shit outta your eye
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: lmao
  Räì†ø:            "-talks to hand- time to try sumthin new -draws-"
  Jesse.:           lmao
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: i betcha megs a lil freak tho
  »mÉg··gr¡ff¡n»:   haha
  Räì†ø:            "im so much of a virgin that i would bang meg griffin"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: so meg how old r u
  »mÉg··gr¡ff¡n»:   20
  Räì†ø:            "meg will you devirginize me plox so i can leave?"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: i love r6v2
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: thats my shit
  Räì†ø:            "i love buttsecks"
  Räì†ø:            "that IS my shit"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: ok i have to speak out on something
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: i put out the obvious
  Räì†ø:            "ok its time for me to be a faggot again"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: if any guy would decline fucking meg, they should have their dicks cut 
                    off and given to someone who needs one
  Räì†ø:            "im desperate for love... call me plz"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: lol
  »mÉg··gr¡ff¡n»:   shut up
  Jesse.:           I should save this log it makes me lol.
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: well im off to my music
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: yall keep it easy and remember
  Involuntary Slaughter ™: Gonna go produce mad beats?
  Räì†ø:            "well im off to beat off furiously to meg griffins fake pics"
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: tomorrow isnt ever promised, live today like theres no tomorrow
  Jesse.:           lmao
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: no i have to sign cds
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: lmao
  [Gl@!\/!]ÐrêªmèrduÐé: first 100 are going to be hand signed
  Involuntary Slaughter ™: Soulja Boi can i get yo autograf
  bo:               YAH!!!!!
  Räì†ø:            "im a big fag, im going to kill myself.. goodbye [[internets]].... -OWNED BY RAI-"
  Jesse.:           did you get his hax yet?
  Räì†ø:            not yet rofl
  Jesse.:           aw