User:SkyBlueCat3/Drafts/CallMeCarson

CallMeCarson is a basement-dwelling teenager with a living embodiment of a failed comedian who tried to be funny on the internet. Carson was often both severely autistic and an ugly loser who tried to make a living off YouTube and Twitch as a revolting live-steamer and gamer. Talking about 80% of his content was what everyone called "relevant". Carson typically recorded himself with his friends on Minecraft and Discord, where he and his friends sent out random shit every minute and called it funny. His content like this gets you into a question: why would you want to watch actual teenagers trying to be funny for less than 12 minutes? When you can watch actual comedy. We already know his content was always unfunny, but many 13-year-olds somehow found his purely shitty content funny, proving that you can be an actual comedian without having a sense of humor.