User:SkyBlueCat3/Drafts/CallMeCarson

CallMeCarson (born: May 10, 1999 [age 22]) (Powerword: Carson King) is a basement-dwelling teenager with a living embodiment of a failed comedian who tried to be funny on the internet. Carson was often both severely autistic and an ugly loser who tried to make a living off YouTube and Twitch as a revolting live-steamer and gamer. Talking about 80% of his content that everyone called "relevant". Carson typically recorded himself with his friends on Minecraft and Discord, where he and his friends sent out random shit every minute and called it funny. His content was always unfunny, but many 13-year-olds somehow found his shitty content which purely consist of corny jokes funny. This basically proves that you can be an actual comedian without having an actual sense of humor.

Little did he know that his meteoric rise to fame and faggotry would come to an end when he was allegedly confirmed to be a sex offender. This led to his dick-riding fanbase starting to defend him by saying he did nothing wrong. Since having a fucking brain in your skull is enough to prove that he's a convicted pedophile who actually groomed a child in a two-year gap, but that's not all. He manipulated more. By proving that, His retarded fanbase will still keep defending Carson while everyone else is deceiving him. Carson himself retired in response to the controversy. Really, no shit, he didn't even respond but just retired for more than 4 months? What a scared pussy.