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| Nationality: | Ruskie 
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| High Score | Killed 4, injured 1 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO |
| Style | Single Player |
| An Hero? | Shotgun mouthwash |
On April 26th, 2022, in the middle of more pressing matters, some batshit insane Ruskie named Ruslan Akhtyamov would enter Ryabinka Kindergarten with a stolen double-barreled shotgun and take the lives of two kindergarteners and a wagecuck, causing moderate butthurt in Russia, with the rest of the world not giving a fuck.
Who was Ruslan?
Sometime in 1996, Mrs. Akhtyamov shat out a bouncing baby retard by the name of Ruslan. Not much is known of Ruslan outside of the fact that he was 26 years old, possibly living with his mother when the attack happened, and that he was also batshit insane. His insanity got to the point where he was registered as mentally ill by the fucking state! He was also friends with the old man he stole his gun from, and became his first victim in the process, and the old man reportedly invited Ruslan over to his house to shoot guns.