User:MisterRemover/Christian Dornier

MisterRemover/Christian Dornier is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore.

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Christian Dornier
Nationality:	Snail-muncher
High Score	Killed 14, injured 8
Top 50	No, 5th Notable Loser
Style	Single player
An Hero?	V& for batshit insanity

On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane emo farmer would embark on a mass shooting, and fueled by his schizophrenia, he took the High Score from some random oldfag who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.

Biography

Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier was born on 1958 after being shat out by his mother after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, Corinne and Serge. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could fap to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the Army, where he polished baguettes for 12 months before leaving. It is said that his time in the Army might have affected him and accelerated his schizophrenia, but this could all just be explained by him being an autistic loner who couldn't handle a little civil service.

A year and a half before Chris went Full Batshit, his dad retired and decided to hand it over to him, who took a month-long agricultural course. He dropped out after ONE FUCKING WEEK, coming home apparently feeling "broken". He started shaving his head, smoking, abandoning his farm work and eventually became violent. After seeing such shamefur dispray from his son, his dad decided to not hand over the farm, but to cheer his emo ass up, he decided to buy him a car so he could leave the farm whenever he wanted to.

Fast forward to a few months, and Chris has progressed from just being an emo faggot in his early 30s, to an emo faggot in his early 30s... with RAEG, shooting at his dad and some random neighbor, and threw stones at some whore. All of these incidents were brought up at the village council, but didn't do shit because he didn't have any trouble with the law. Eventually, his family had enough of dealing with their emo basketcase of a son and decided to hook him up on tranquilizers and hid his guns. Unfortunately for them, Christian didn't take the tranquilizers and also reunited with his beloved shotgun.

And on a more lulzy note, 4 days before he snapped, Christian apparently had a nervous breakdown and couldn't attend his sister's wedding, opting to drive around town instead.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: Double-barrel shotgun	Painfully generic double-barrel shotgun. 65~155 Damage
Perk 1: Stopping Power	Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
Perk 2: Car	Makes you mobile as fuck, at the expense of low accuracy if firing out of it. (+75% movement speed) (-30% to accuracy)

Shooting

NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	14/20 Pretty good for a shotgun user
Accuracy:	12/20 PROTIP: LRN2 AIM
Style:	18/20 Killed his family and played GTA IRL
Butthurt:	10/20 Minor butthurt in France
Bonus:	16/20 Got away with it
Total Score: 70/100 (C+)

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