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| [[Image:Croppercapture2.jpg|thumb|left|THIS MEANS [[YOU]]]]
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| IDIOCY IS NOTHING NEW IN THE WORLD OF [[Twitter|TWITTER]], BUT ONE ENTERPRISING SOUL HAS FOUND A NEW AND AMUSING WAY TO TROLL THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT ONCE WITH LITTLE TO NO EFFORT. THIS INDIVIDUAL, KNOWN ONLY AS @CAPSCOP, HAS WRITTEN A BOT THAT SCANS THE REAL-TIME TWITTER FEED AND REPLIES TO ANYONE TYPING IN [[ALL CAPS]] WITH ONE OF SEVERAL CANNED RESPONSES. WITH MINIMAL WORK THIS PERSON OR PERSONS HAS INFURIATED SCORES OF [[Black people|SEMI-LITERATE GHETTO-DWELLING HASH-TAG-USING TRASHY PEOPLE]], SO MUCH THAT THEY HAVE FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS PROVIDED IN THE SIDEBAR AND CALLED UP VOICEMAIL, LEAVING ANGRY, VITRIOLIC MESSAGES OVER SUCH INNOCUOUS POSTS AS "Guess who's a little caps lock happy?"
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| [[File:Caps cop.png|right|thumb|Snazzizy new logo]]
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| ==Messages to capscop==
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| <CENTER>{{morphquote|CapsCop|background-color: lightgray; width: 50%; height: 150px;|font-weight: bold;
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| |@CapsCop U GHIT ON MAH GODDMAN NERVES Y U B SPAMMIN FOLKS 4 N C U MADE MAH THANKSGIVIN WORSE MAKE MAH CHRISTMAS WORSE N U GOIN DOWN TRICK|''[http://twitter.com/ronniejones12/status/6427207336 @ronniejones12]''
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| |FUCK YOU I FUCKIN OWN YOU|[http://twitter.com/zodiac_MF ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER], ''[[YouTube Nobodies|LEGEND OF THE FUCKING INTERNET]]''
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| |DON'T BE MOTHERFUCKIN LEAVIN SHIT ON MY PAGE|AN ANGRY BLACK YOUTH
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| |LIKE HOW DO YOU LIKE JUST LIKE... JUST.. OH THAT'S QUITE RUDE!|[[16-year-old girl|SOME AIRHEADED BITCH]]
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| }}
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| ==messages from capscop==
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| <CENTER>{{morphquote|CapsCop2|background-color: lightgray; width: 50%; height: 150px;|font-weight: bold;
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| |Keep it down over there!|
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| |@Whoever needs to learn how to use their indoor voice.|
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| |If you love caps lock so much why don't you marry it?|
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| |Did you get peanut butter on your caps lock key again?|
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| |CapsCop, CapsCop, watcha gonna do, watcha gonnna do when I come for you?|
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| |@Whoever was trying to make all of their followers deaf with that tweet. Quiet down over there!|
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| |If you keep typing in all caps you could shoot your eye out!|
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| }}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Caps Lock]]
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| ==EXTERNAL LINKS==
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| * [http://twitter.com/capscop @CAPSCOP ON TWITTER]
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| * [http://capscop.com/ HILARIOUS ANGRY VOICEMAILS]
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| [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
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